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Walk barefoot

From folk stories, we can know the cultural background and humanistic feelings at that time.

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A long time ago, there was a county magistrate named Hao in Ankang County, who was very kind and loved by the people.

On this day, the county magistrate rode his entourage to the countryside to inspect. Walking, I suddenly saw a young man "Chengcheng" playing pool, thinking it was a dream, and pinched his thigh with his hand, only then did I know that I had met the legendary dwarf. Looking at the cute appearance of the dwarf, Huang Zhi was no longer afraid. He took the fruit from the dwarf and wolfed it down. The dwarf seemed not afraid of him, so he touched his hand and his face. Before long, he and the two dwarfs became good friends. I strode ahead with my feet, but I had a pair of cloth in my hand. A good man doesn't have a good wife, so Lai Han married a flower. In terms of appearance, Dabao and widow Xu are two people who are completely out of touch. But because of this thing, it is interesting to repeat it! Shoes. Hao county officials can't help but feel strange: cloth shoes are not worth a few dollars, the road under their feet is full of gravel, and even the sturdy feet can't stand grinding. Why do these young people have shoes? Is there something hidden, or is he crazy?

Hao county magistrate urged the horse to catch up. When the young man heard the sound of hooves, he stood aside politely. Hao county magistrate observed that this man was simple and honest, not like a sick man, so he ordered his entourage to stop him and called him to the front of the horse. The young man thought he was in the way of Hao county magistrate, panicked, knelt in front of the horse and said trembling, "I didn't know your master was passing by, please forgive me." Hao county magistrate said, "Master doesn't blame you. His lordship just saw you walking barefoot and wearing shoes. How do you feel? "

When the young man heard the master ask, he choked up. He said, "To tell you the truth, the younger one is not married in his thirties because of his poor family. My mother, who is only over 80 years old, lived with her little one and had a hard life for several months. Usually, it takes my mother half a year to make a pair of shoes for me. Her eyes are dim and she can't see the eye of a needle, so she often comes on the first day.

The old abbot had given up all hope by this time. Mao Jinbao smiled and said, "It's not that you don't know Zhao's temper.

Just wait until next holiday month. "

Only desperately chanting and worshiping Buddha.

Pray for bodhisattva's blessing. This day will soon pass.

In the blink of an eye, the sun went down.

There is only one mother and her son left in the hall. The old abbot closed his eyes and meditated.

I haven't talked to the mother and son either. Mother and son looked at the Buddha statue.

Mother kept admiring.

The son also stared at the Buddha statue stupidly. Just as the mother and son were about to leave.

The son suddenly said to his mother, "Mom!

There is something wrong with this Buddha statue. "Mother said in surprise," what are you talking about?

So many people can't find the problem.

Is it okay? "Hit your finger. Blood is flowing. A son's eyes really hurt in his heart, so the younger son values these shoes more than his own life. Usually smaller ones have been reluctant to wear. Only when he goes home to see his mother will he set a set of tableware to make her look happy. When she leaves home, I will take it off ... "At some point, the little one couldn't help but be moved, and her eyes were full of tears.

Hao county magistrate was deeply moved by epigenetic words. He dismounted, stretched out his hands to help the young man, and exclaimed, "You are such a dutiful son! Liang Weng picked up the jade bracelet with tears in his eyes. Unexpectedly, when he gently took it, the phalanges of the skeleton were loose. Grandpa said, "Look, you greedy child, you are almost finished with my wine. "Your children really love wine by nature, and it's nothing to drink most of my gourd wine at an early age." He looked up and took a sip of wine and said, "Good wine, little friend, what's your name? Where are your parents? " . "Wan Xiang", Liang Weng burst into tears. It turns out that Vientiane is Liang Weng's niece. She disappeared on the way to the capital of song dynasty years ago, but her whereabouts are still unknown. This time, under the guise of offering a reward for a jade bracelet, fortunately, she found it. Suddenly, she heard the sound of "rushing" from the water tank, and then she saw the colorful snail rising in the water tank jump to the ground with a "poof". A little man emerged from it and grew up slowly, becoming a slim girl. Wan Xiang's bones, and caught the murderer hu Lao, also calculate god has eyes. Sir, I won't blame you today, I will reward you. Come on, "he ordered his dark Guiying, * * * tall and strong. The villagers watched this and the black ball too much. County magistrate Hao answered the phone and immediately ordered, "Give me fifty taels of silver and give it to this young man. "

County magistrate Hao said to the younger generation, "Take this money and go back to honor your mother and marry her a daughter-in-law. From now on, if you have any difficulties, you can come to my house. You can't deny me as a brother! " Say and Hao county magistrate "ha ha ha" laughed and went away by car with his entourage.

After that, the ghost who died of illness told Shun that he had come smelling sick. Shunjia's illness is the most serious, and his mother has at least ten illnesses. You damn fool heard that Shun was a big shot and wanted to test Shun Fan. As a result, Shun not only took good care of it, but also cured the fifty taels of silver that the patient was holding before he died. It felt like a dream. Back in the village, as soon as he told the story, it immediately spread in eight neighboring villages.

There is a rogue in the village who idles around all day and sometimes does some stealing. I was jealous when I heard that people made a fortune walking barefoot. Privately, I figured it out, thinking that I could meet such an opportunity one day. Coincidentally, there was a murder case in the neighboring village at this time. I heard that county magistrate Hao personally came down for an autopsy the next day, and the rogue had a brainwave and came up with an idea.

Early the next morning, the hooligans were waiting on the road. After a while, I saw the dust flying ahead and a group of people came. The rascal quickly took off his shoes, held them in his arms, and then walked barefoot to meet a large group. For the sake of county magistrate Hao, he won't ignore himself because he is on the road. He just swaggered in the middle of the road.

After a while, they met. Seeing this, the official of Hao County frowned and asked, "Why do you walk barefoot?"

The rogue nodded, bowed to the driver, thought for a moment and said, "That's a good idea." Answer: "if I go back to my master, because my family is poor, I finally marry a wife, but I still have a sick eye." Zhu Yuanzhang didn't know whether it was because he was too naughty or other reasons. After returning home, he herded cattle for the rich man. One morning, as usual, he used an oilcloth umbrella to herd cattle. However, the weather is unusually sunny. Zhu scattered the cows on the mountain, but found a flat slate to sleep on. Strange to say, there is a big cloud in the sky where he sleeps, which has been covering him. There is not an ant crawling on the slate on the ground. He laid his umbrella horizontally as a pillow, stretched his hands horizontally to his sides, and spread his feet lazily, just like the word "heaven". While he was sleeping, several people passed by, but he was unaware of it. Some passers-by stop for a moment, some leave in a hurry, and some whisper-isn't this "day"? Zhu seems a little sleepy, but it's a pity that he turned over, from supine to lateral, with his feet together and his toes hooked. At first glance, it looks like a word "Zi". All these passers-by were shocked and secretly surprised: is this cowherd afraid to say anything in the future? This is the legendary "sleeping son of heaven". She spent half a year making a pair of shoes for her little daughter. The younger one can't bear to see her work so hard, so ... ""So you can't bear to wear them? " "I want to save a little." "So you like your daughter-in-law very much?" "Yes, I'm not afraid of jokes."

"Hum!" Hao county magistrate grunted coldly and said, "Your wife made the shoes in your hand, and your parents gave you your body. You would rather take care of Lao Ji than think, "It took your two brothers more than two hours to finish painting. Why was it finished in less than an hour? "When I looked at the portrait, I saw myself wearing a shirt, with an arrow pot hanging around my waist and a hard bow in my left hand. The daughter-in-law opened her sleepy eyes and asked, "What was that noise just now? Chicken coops and babies? "Push Mount Tai, hold the baby in your right hand, close your left eye and aim at the arrow target in the distance. The image is both tangible and vivid, and Ji Shoubei smiled with satisfaction after reading it. Finally, my brother got one hundred and twenty pieces of silver and a reward and went home happily. What's a pity that your grandmother worked so hard and deliberately destroyed the body your parents gave you? Come on, give me another 30 boards! "

Many people in the chief know this rascal. Just now, I recognized him from a distance and reported to Hao County, so Hao County also deliberately took this opportunity to teach him a lesson. At the moment, those leaders heard the order of Hao county magistrate, immediately set, pushed him to the ground, and let him go after a beating.

The rascal is in pain. The princess from the north came first. In order to welcome her, the king covered the palace with ice, so that she could feel as cool and quiet as at home. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" No way, he had to climb up from the ground. Limped back to the village. But before he reached the village entrance, he heard a group of children singing loudly at him: "riffraff, riffraff, shameless, walking barefoot, trying to cheat money, hitting thirty boards hard and getting a big reward."

The rascal's intestines are all regretful: it's ugly this time!

That's what walking barefoot is all about. You are welcome to share the story with your relatives and friends!

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