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Countdown to marriage, bride, tell me about it.
Countdown to the wedding, talk about the selection of model essay.
1, life, or life, is dull after all. I am still a realistic person, although my reality is not material. But I believe I will be happy with him.
Those who say they must be the last to get married are the first to get married.
The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.
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I heard that you were sentenced to life for dating a girl and asked you to accompany her every day, tell her jokes, buy a house and turn the door. Congratulations, hero. You are finally dead!
5. Couples should be honest with each other first. Once everyone gets married, either they don't get married or they don't get divorced. Marriage should be run jointly by everyone, not unilaterally. Such a marriage will last for a long time.
6. Men should have backbone. On the issue of marriage, don't raise a wife for others.
7. Marriage is not just about two people facing each other from now on. Marriage should be about two people holding hands and facing the world.
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8. Before a man and a woman get married, they are like a bag of white flour and a bag of black flour, each with its own label. After marriage, both white flour and black flour are poured into a basin. It's hard to be apart. After having a child, it's like putting a ladle of water into a basin, so we are together, just you and me, and I have you.
9. I wish there was someone who fell in love at the age of 24, got married at the age of 26 and was born at the age of 28. Seven years itch, 40 years old passion faded, we still love each other. 50-year-old children have their own love.
60 years old, we can still travel together. At the age of 70, our children and grandchildren are around their knees, and at the age of 76, we celebrate the golden wedding. At the age of 80, I am no longer afraid of death, because we are interdependent! When I am 90 years old, I hope TA will leave before me, because I don't want TA to be alone.
10, I want to hold your hand and get married in our favorite city.
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The above is the countdown to the wedding arranged by Bian Xiao. I hope every couple who are about to get married can be happy.
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