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One very cold winter, two beggars, an old man and a young man, went begging in the morning. They walked to the door of a restaurant and waited for the boss to throw leftovers.

Many things grind, and soon the boss came out with a bucket of leftovers. The little beggar hurried up to eat, while the old beggar stood still.

Because the weather is very cold and the meal is very cold, the little beggar wants to vomit after eating a few bites, so he vomits!

Then the old beggar rushed up and said, "I'm waiting for your spicy mouth."

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