English joke: Who wants to go to heaven

The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation Always fell asleep during the the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday

the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So

in a whisper

he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven

please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated"

the minister shouted at the top of his voiced

"All those who want to be with the devil

please rise."Awaking with a start

the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit (pulpit)

"Well

sir

" he said

"I don't know what we're voting on

but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it." The pastor was very angry because there was always one person who fell asleep while he was preaching. One Sunday, while the man sitting in the front row was dozing off again, the pastor decided to teach him a lesson so that he would never sleep during the sermon again. So he whispered to the believers: "Anyone who wants to go to heaven, please stand up." Everyone stood up - of course, except the dozing person. After whispering to please sit down, the pastor shouted loudly: "Those who want to go to hell, please stand up!" The dozing man was awakened by the sudden shout and stood up. I saw the pastor standing high on the altar, looking at him angrily. The man said, "Oh, sir, I don't know what we're picking, but it looks like you and I are the only candidates."