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I tell Wanrong jokes.

Wanrong jokes, as a regional culture and a humorous flower growing on the loess plateau, have been created and passed down by generations for many years, and now they have become a national-renowned folk culture. From the end of Ming Dynasty to the beginning of Qing Dynasty, it was passed down from mouth to mouth. Active in the fields, after dinner, gathering friends, and chatting with friends. Moreover, it is enriched, enriched, developed and expanded in continuous innovation. At the end of the last century and the beginning of the new century, with the county government listing her as a strategic plan for Wanrong development, people's ideas have "split". This flower, which has never been in the elegant hall, is full of rustic flavor and has never been seen seriously, is in full bloom and fragrant. With her unique color and style, she walked out of Niangziguan, squeezed into Beijing, and boarded CCTV, the top media in China, for discussions, performances and speeches. As a joke speaker, under the care of leaders and teachers and friends at all levels, I have the honor to participate in many activities. This is not how high their level is, but that leaders trust opportunities. From the early 199 s to tell jokes with folk bands, I have participated in formal media performances many times now; From a young man in his twenties to a little old man who is about to enter his sixties, there are successes and failures. Now let's make a summary and share it with you.

Familiar with stories easily

Familiar with stories easily is the basic quality that every joke teller should have. Without this level, it is impossible to tell jokes well. Because in the face of different audiences and different environments, it is very important to choose paragraphs.

If today's audience are primary school students, they should choose jokes related to primary school students and tell them jokes about adults, especially some artifacts and words that will soon become intangible cultural heritage, which they may not understand, and it is difficult to achieve the desired effect. There are also jokes during some professional conference activities, which should be as close to reality and business as possible. In this way, the emotions of the storyteller are naturally integrated into the listener's mind, which is easy to form interaction and can achieve more ideal results. "This is the species" and "The last ring just now" are two jokes that I used to tell when I followed the folk musicians. One reflects that the old father-in-law is too poor to love the rich; One is a joke about being poor and unable to marry a daughter-in-law, but now living a rich life, and the old ideas remain unchanged when dating. It is closely related to the rural reality, especially the "red event", and often laughter is constantly full of applause.

and if you want to speak in a field where professionalism is necessary, you must have jokes that are close to professionalism. In 212, I participated in the evening party of Harvest Year in China on CCTV 7, and told a new paragraph "Tractor" arranged and adapted by teacher Pan Xinjie. This joke reflecting the humor of Wanrong farmers was approved by the director of CCTV. After the recording of Wanrong rural labor site was completed, it was recorded at the Beijing site and the party. It was broadcast on time in early December of that year and replayed many times.

Therefore, a joke-teller must be familiar with the story, and never cram for it!

Emotional fluency

Because of the development of the story and the change of the host's feelings, the speaker shows him vividly with the development of the story and the change of the host's feelings. Because telling jokes is not acting jokes, acting jokes is portraying and shaping characters. And telling jokes requires constant changes in tone, manner and body movements, showing the personality characteristics of different characters in your story and the emotions at that time. If the performance is not accurate and obvious, or if the mood is not used to speaking fluently, it will not arouse the audience's * * *, and it will certainly not receive good results.

In the joke "Learning to Sing Opera", there are four characters: Menwa, Menwa's daughter-in-law, father-in-law and mother-in-law. There was only three or five minutes, with a daughter-in-law teaching Menwa to sing opera and an old man talking to his mother-in-law. Everyone has only a few words, like a mother-in-law, only one sentence: this baby, your father is praising you, how can you scold him? This is the laughing eye in the whole paragraph. If you don't grasp the tone, rhythm, mood and speed of speech well, you will be entangled in the final burden. If you pester me again, I won't sleep with you! It will have an impact. Therefore, the tone must be obvious and rhythmic, and there should be no sloppiness.

and the front paving must be smooth. Wanrong joke itself is characterized by less foreshadowing and quick outbreak. Starting with the study of "Hua Lian: Wu Geng Li". Daughter-in-law patiently taught, stuffy baby didn't know how to control her voice and learn at random, and returned to the door the next day. The story is very short, but it is very jumping. He doesn't tell about dressing up in the morning and goes directly to his father-in-law's house. The singing of Xiaosheng and Hu Zisheng, who have no eldest son-in-law and second son-in-law, passed through the mouth of the father-in-law, and reached the designated position in one step, and it was the turn of Menwa, a big-faced singer. Interlocking, the lack of a sentence has an impact on the development of the story behind and shaking the burden, and even makes the audience confused. Therefore, when telling jokes, the mood should be full, the language should be fluent, the explanation should be accurate, and they are inseparable.

Tell jokes with confidence and boldness

Telling jokes in the fields, telling jokes after dinner and telling jokes at friends' gatherings are all in the circle of friends, and everyone is very familiar with each other. Therefore, as soon as you talk about it, you will be eloquent, your eyebrows will fly, your feelings will be invested, and you will laugh and fly. Once on the stage, facing hundreds or thousands of audiences, it is different.

First of all, you must be full of confidence. Without confidence, courage and good attitude, you can't tell jokes well.

What impressed me most was that I went to Houma in 26 to participate in the recording of CCTV2 Happy Dictionary special program "Family Story". This is my first time to participate in CCTV program recording. There is no script, no director's request, and it is all based on my own feelings. Moreover, the audience formed more than a dozen square teams, with a large number of people, a large scene and a long distance from the audience, which made it difficult to interact. At this time, what is needed is courage and self-confidence. If you are a little timid, the effect will be greatly reduced. So, I took the microphone and strode to the performance venue. Although it is more than 2 meters away from the audience. But I spoke with great devotion regardless of anything. In fact, at this time, the director is watching the monitor, the photographer is watching the camera recording, and the audience is listening to you through the speaker. Finally, Bao Yi left the scene and burst into laughter.

besides, you must have a plan before you go on stage. There is only a big framework for CCTV to record these programs. As long as they are not anti-Party, pornographic and have obvious live effects, they will be used. Especially for live impromptu performances, it is more important. Therefore, before performing on stage, especially in a strange venue, there must be a plan. What do you mean when the effect is good? How to save it if the effect is poor? In this way, it makes up for the defects, and it is not obvious. In 212, when I recorded the program "Harvest China Year" on CCTV7, I thought of a plan to meet the audience in advance. Because the weather forecast also belongs to the agricultural channel, and it is broadcast to the whole country, I designed one: say hello to the eastern audience, say hello to the western audience, say hello to the southern audience, say hello to the northern audience, and finally, say hello to the audience friends sitting at the scene in the central region. Who knows, I didn't do it step by step because I was too worried ... After recording, I talked to the director at dinner. He said that I was not bold enough. What CCTV likes most when recording these programs is to break through the rules and be brave in innovation. As long as you are not reactionary and your language is healthy, they let you give full play ...

In 219, a pair of actors who claimed to be "high" recorded a program on a CCTV column. I told a joke, and my words were incoherent and confused. The burden didn't ring at the scene and it didn't work. It can be said that they lost people because of their lack of confidence and courage!

control the expression, smile and tell

telling jokes is to make the audience laugh, not to laugh on the spot. Teacher Fang Qingping, a famous stand-up comedian, said that stand-up crosstalk was serious and unsmiling, and as the plot progressed, the burden was thrown out. The audience laughed, and he was still "serious", as if it had nothing to do with him. This was everyone's level.

It's a big mistake to keep up with the audience and laugh at each other without controlling your emotions in a crowded big scene! Many of us laugh at the ridiculous burden before telling jokes at ordinary times. Because the story is unclear, the audience is puzzled.

in the mid-199s, power outages in rural areas were common due to unstable power supply. Once, it was my turn to tell a joke about a wedding. All of a sudden, the electricity stopped ... In less than ten minutes, the audience came without calming down. At this time, it is most important to stabilize the audience's mood. If the noisy situation can't be stopped, it will not be a joke at all. At this time, I stepped on the stage in a serious way and said in a very orthodox tone: Dear fellow villagers! Friends! Do you know why the power went out just now? Do you know why the power is on again? The audience immediately quieted down and waited for my answer! I said in a sad tone: actually, I don't know! The audience burst into laughter, which brought everyone's emotions to our own emotional road, or "channel". With the jokes, the laughter of the audience friends is getting higher and higher in the farmyard ...

What's the detail? Bury the baggage

It's very important to tell jokes in detail. Without careful preparation of the details, you can't bury the baggage well, and you can't shake it. Wanrong jokes occupy a place in the field of humorous jokes because of their unique brevity.

For example, when talking about "The Last Ring Just Now", when her sister sang "Back to My Mother's Home" in the closet, the woman asked: What is this? How can you still sing? The man used his quick wits and replied, this is an imported big speaker for our wedding. Hearing this, the woman felt up and down on the top of the closet ... At this time, his father couldn't hold back, and there was a smell in his stomach, turning around to go out ... At this point, he must slowly and steadily explain his father's uncomfortable expression and fart-suppressing mentality in detail. Finally, I couldn't hold it any longer, so I played it very loudly ... At this time, the woman asked again: Muwa, you are an imported speaker, why is the noise so loud ... At this time, we should explain the young man's helplessness, panic and nervousness in detail. This will pave the way for his mother's last words. At this time, when his mother heard that her son couldn't answer, she used her quick wits, pinched her nose and said, The last ring just now was eight o'clock Beijing time! At this time, you must speak slowly, especially when you say: eight o'clock sharp! When these three words are used, they should be steady, accurate and clear. In this way, the burden of this paragraph will shake, and the on-site effect will certainly not be bad.

Learn widely and enrich your knowledge

Telling jokes requires not only good oral expression skills, but also extensive knowledge and knowledge, including speaking, learning, teasing and singing.

There are aria of Pu Opera and songs in some jokes, such as Learn to Sing Opera, Niang Baer often hangs on her heart, and The Last Ring Just Now, which play a finishing touch in the jokes. Although there are only one or two sentences, if you sing well, you can still attract the audience's love and get unexpected applause. For example, the joke "Niang Baer often worries about her heart" requires not only singing Pu Opera, but also professional drama action performance. If you don't have some basic skills in opera singing, this joke will definitely not succeed. The audience's appreciation of a paragraph is not only a story, but also a display of each character's specialty and the speaker's talent in the paragraph.

Therefore, as a speaker of jokes. We must constantly enrich our knowledge of "speaking, learning, teasing and singing", so that we can have some skills in other fields, such as saying, learning and singing, which is indispensable for a perfect speech. To put it mildly, this is a demonstration of the artistic accomplishment of a joke speaker.

The above is my own experience in joke speeches for many years. Compared with many teachers and friends, there are still many shortcomings and gaps. To tell the truth, telling jokes along the way, a lot of opportunities and honors, not how high their level, are basically the trust of leaders, the love of relatives and friends. Today, I don't want to make a name for myself, but I just want to share the summary with you, so as to inspire the development of Wanrong jokes, and urge all teachers to write their own experiences and experiences in writing for everyone to communicate with, which is also a contribution to the prosperity and development of Wanrong jokes!

At present, there are still many problems in the development of Wanrong jokes, which restrict the promotion and development of jokes. Language problems, flag-bearer problems, work creation problems, new talent training problems, team survival and market integration problems, etc., all hinder the promotion and development of Wanrong jokes. How to solve these problems is the most important thing for every joke lover, and it is also a stumbling block that Wanrong jokes must be removed to develop healthily!