How to say "Happy National Day" in English? 10 English joke, thank you for your generous reward.

Happy National Day! Happy National Day!

1

A man is talking to God.

Man: "God, how long is a million years?"

God: "For me, it's about a minute."

Man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God: "To me, it's only a penny."

Man: "God, can I have a penny?"

God: "Wait a minute."

2

Fred is 32 years old and still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why don't you get married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife? "

Fred replied, "In fact, I have found many women I want to marry, but when I take them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thought for a moment and said, "I have a perfect solution, just find a girl like your mother."

A few months later, when they met again, his friend asked, "Did you find the perfect girl? Does your mother like her? "

Fred frowned and replied, "Yes, I found a perfect girl. She is just like my mother. You're right, my mother likes her very much. "

The friend said, "What's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."

three

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman said, "I can ask my boss to give me a day off."

The man replied, "What would you do?"

The woman said, "Wait and see." Then she hung upside down from the ceiling.

The boss came in and said, "What are you doing?"

The woman replied, "I am a light bulb."

The boss went on to say, "you work too much, and you are going crazy." I think you need a day off. "

The man started following her, and the boss said, "Where are you going?"

The man said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark. "

four

Two cows are standing in the field.

One said to the other, "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"

The other said, "no, I'm not worried. I'm a horse!" "

five

Put your foot in it.

The schoolgirl was sitting there, her feet crossed the aisle, and she was busy chewing gum when the teacher found her. "Mary!" Call the teacher sharply. "Yes, madam?" The student asked, "Take the gum out of your mouth and put your feet in it!" "

Put your foot in it.

A female student was sitting in a seat, chewing gum vigorously in her mouth, but her foot reached into the aisle between the desks and was found by the teacher. "Mary!" The teacher called her severely. "What is it, teacher?" The female student asked. "Take the gum out of your mouth and put your feet in it."

six

He has just been to the zoo.

When I was waiting in line at the bank, I noticed a woman holding a child at a window. The boy is eating a bread roll and stuffing it to the cashier. The cashier smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, dear," said the boy's mother. Then he turned to the cashier. "Excuse me, young man. Please forgive my son. He has just been to the zoo. "

He has just been to the zoo.

When I was waiting in line at the bank, I found a woman standing at the window with a child in her arms. The boy is eating a bread roll and poking at the cashier. The cashier smiled and shook his head.

"Come on, dear," said the boy's mother. Then she turned to the cashier and said, "Sorry, young man. Please forgive my son, he has just been to the zoo. "

seven

Play or not play?

Dad: Bob, it's time to play the piano. When you finish eating, I will give you a dollar to buy an ice cream.

Bob: But all the neighbors said they would give me five dollars if I didn't play.

Play or not?

Dad: Bob, it's time to play the piano. When you are finished, I will give you a dollar to buy ice cream.

Bob: But all the neighbors said that if I didn't play the piano, they would give me 5 dollars.

eight

Write a composition

One day in class, the teacher assigned the students to write a composition. If I were a manager & gt

All the students began to write except one boy. The teacher came up to him and asked why.

"I'm waiting for my secretary." This is the boy's answer.

Write a composition

One day in class, the teacher asked the students to write a composition on the topic "If I were a manager". All the students are writing except one boy. The teacher went over and asked him why he didn't write.

"I'm waiting for my secretary." The boy replied.

10

Nasa plans to send two probes to the south pole of the moon, hoping to find hidden ice. I hope they don't hit the weakest point and blow the moon in half.

NASA plans to send two probes to the south pole of the moon, hoping to find some undiscovered ice.

I hope they didn't hit the weakest part of the moon and split it in half.

1 1

I rear-ended a car on my way to the office this morning. Somehow, I knew it would be a bad day. The driver got out of another car. He was a dwarf. He looked at his sunken car, then looked up at me and said

"I'm not happy"

I said, "Which one are you?"

So the battle began. ...

Joke, the point is:

The owner of the rear-end car was very depressed and said, I am not happy.

The victim asked unreasonably, which one are you (well, since you are unhappy, which one are you? )