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What do men say that women shouldn't believe?

There are too many words that men can't believe. Just give a few simple examples:

1. You are stupid, so cute, and I like it very much (stupid, I thought I was cute).

I love you, I listen to you, and I won't make you angry (leave her alone, just wait for yourself).

I only have eyes for you, and I just want to marry you.

I will be good to you all my life.

I wronged you first, and I will make it up to you later.

6. I miss you so much that I can't sleep (bullshit, he just doesn't want to sleep yet).

7. I like you sticking to me (I'm so bored, you have nothing to do).

8. We don't know whether to have children or not in the future, it's up to you (if you don't have children, you'll be an older woman).

9. I will take care of the housework in the future and make you good food every day (funny, the other way around).

Summary: The heart leaves the abdomen, and the promise depends on the mouth. It is said that when the sky falls, everyone has his own life. It is suggested that sisters stop loss in time in case of love rat, and make a positive result in case of good marriage!