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Jokes about The Analects of Confucius;

Confucius said, "Hit with bricks, look at your face, stop, hit your left hand with your right hand, and wear shoes with bricks after you break it. It's a pleasure to die unsatisfied, alas!" If you don't laugh, laugh.

Confucius said: I have never seen a righteous man.

Confucius said: I have never seen anyone like Degang Guo.

Zi Gong said: Sri Lanka has beautiful jade.

Zi Gong said: Russia has a beautiful jade.

Confucius said, "The deceased is like a husband! Don't give up day and night

When Confucius went to Sichuan to eat hot pot, he said: Dead people like Stalin and Khrushchev, overnight.

Confucius said: I have never seen goodness as a lecherous person.

Confucius said: I have never met anyone who likes Germany as much as Israel.

Confucius said: The afterlife is awesome. How do you know that the new guy is not now? Forty or fifty people don't know anything, I'm not afraid.

Confucius said: People born after 1980s are terrible, but you can't say that they are not as terrible as people now. If they are in their forties and fifties, there seems to be nothing to be afraid of.

Confucius said: when I was young, I was cold, and later I knew that pine and cypress were carved.

Confucius said: When winter comes, you will know where the mountain carvings are hidden in the snow forest.

Confucius said: The near one says that the far one will come.

Confucius said: if you whisper to the people next to you, people far away will definitely come and listen.

Confucius said: there are words in state affairs, words must be kept, and actions must be fruitful.

Confucius said: If there is a road on Nippon paint, it is dangerous for you to talk and walk (probably a dangerous building).

Ceng Zi said: A gentleman can't think about his position.

Ceng Zimo said: Good people always want to know why they don't do their best.

Confucius said: Don't suffer from human ignorance, don't suffer from human ignorance.

Confucius said: A person who is not ill knows impotence only when he is ill.

Confucius said: By! Those who know virtue are rare.

Confucius said: yo, you still know how to govern the country by virtue. Really new!

Confucius said: If a worker wants to do a good job, he must sharpen his tools first.

Confucius said: If you want to improve the quality of sexual intercourse, you must sharpen your penis first.

Confucius said: If a man has no long-term worries, he will have near worries.

Confucius said: People who don't think about farsightedness worry about myopia.

Confucius said: Only the superior knows, and the inferior is stupid.

Confucius said: It has not changed since ancient times only by letting the people above know and letting the people below fall for it.

Confucius said: A gentleman is righteous. A gentleman is brave without righteousness, while a villain is brave without righteousness.

Confucius said: People take Marxism–Leninism as the guiding ideology. Good people who have courage but don't adhere to Marxism-Leninism will definitely like rebellion. If the bad guys have the courage and don't adhere to Marxism-Leninism, they will definitely be corrupt.