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Chapter III of Fortress Besieged-I read Fortress Besieged (6)

1. Perhaps it is because too many people died in the war, and the vitality of those who died was not consumed. That spring, the climate was particularly good. This spirit of spring stirs people's hearts just like the teeth and eyes when a baby teets, and it is tickled by a kind of vitality. Shanghai is an explosive city, and there is no landscape willow as a place to stay in spring. The vegetation in parks and community gardens, like wild animals in cages in zoos, is introverted and lonely, so it is not enough to vent freely in spring. When spring comes, we have to lodge in people's bodies and minds, increasing cases of diseases and infections, adultery and drunken fights, and pregnant women.

& gt The crisis has touched people's sense of insecurity, so we need to seek spiritual comfort in some way, just like the outbreak in 2020. People may become more timid after extreme fear and change their choices about some things.

These days, Fang Hung-chien is sleepy during the day, but awake at night. I woke up in the morning and heard birds chirping in the trees outside the window. Happy for no reason, aimless expectation. My heart seems to have lost weight and rushed straight up. But this joy is empty, like a balloon put by a child. It rose less than a few feet, then burst into nothingness, leaving only a sudden nameless disappointment. He fidgeted to move, but he was depressed, unable to exert his strength, just like a small flower floating in the spring breeze, but weak and unable to fly far. He realized that this wandering mood was exactly the same as that of the lady in her lyrics who was hurt by spring. Now women are too lazy to hurt spring. The funny thing is that they are wasted as men, and they can't get rid of such rigid feelings!

& gt Today's March 8th Goddess Day, all the women went shopping, leaving the men wandering around the office ~

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& gt He didn't meet the love that Fang Hung-chien expected. As a liberal arts man, he may be thoughtful.

3. She smiled coldly, like the bleak in cold and snowy days, holding hands and saying, "Long time no see, Mr. Fang, why are you here today?" Hung-chien wanted to hold hands and be more affectionate when we broke up last year. Holding her hand today is like holding cold-blooded shark fin. It was fine when we broke up. Why is it so different when we meet again? At this time, his brain is like a student cramming for the exam after a night's sleep, and he finds that the homework he thinks is familiar with is still raw.

& gt It can be seen that women are fickle and good at hiding. After reading this, I realized that Miss Su's previous enthusiasm seemed to be hiding something. I don't know now. I naively thought that Miss Su was stupid. A woman's heart, a sea needle. I'll open it slowly later.

Major events in the world can be dealt with casually, and small things can't be borrowed at all. For example, corrupt officials and smart officials take tens of millions of bribes, but they will never steal other people's wallets.

& gt This is what Fang Hung-chien said. Just like Uncle Li played by Ge You in the movie world without thieves many years ago, he looked down on robbers and thought they were too incompetent. Another example is the "exquisite egoist" in in the name of people.

Miss Tang has a charming and tall round face with two shallow dimples. It is natural that a good face that ordinary women have to spend money and time to imitate by adjusting fat and powder is so fresh that people forget their thirst and feel greedy, as if it were good fruit. Her eyes are small, but flexible and gentle, which makes many women's big eyes like politicians' big words. In a word, Miss Tang is a wonderful flower of modern civilized society-a real girl.

& gt "charming and straight round face", I'm a little surprised to see this. How does a round face become charming?

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& gt Miss Tang's costume, including her natural and plain appearance, made Fang Hung-chien feel good. After reading this, my view on Fang Hung-chien's mate selection has changed again-Fang Hung-chien doesn't like regular laymen, but likes natural and refined women-he has no social and cultural imprint and is pure in heart. Suddenly, I remembered "Fairy Descending from Earth": Snow Girl entered the mortal world and Xizi Lake Chu Qing. ...

6. When Fang Hung-chien saw that Miss Tang was not smiling, she still had a smile on her face, like the sound in the air after the music stopped. Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles are just facial muscles, as if a coach is shouting a password: "one!" " "Suddenly grinning," two! "Suddenly I disappeared with a smile, leaving only an empty face, like the curtain before the opening of the movie.

& gt It's too easy to describe a real smile or fake smile. When you don't wear a mask, your heart is real, and you will have a musical innocent smile.

7. Fang Hung-chien said, "Women are political animals by nature. Virtual reality, retreat for progress, these political skills, women are born with. It is really icing on the cake for women to study politics. Women don't have to study politics, but politicians nowadays have to learn from women if they want to succeed. The drama on the political stage is reversed. "

& gt Qian Lao talked about the natural advantages of women in the media social era many years ago. But today, the point is that women are better at networking, so it is easier for them to play an active role in the community.

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& gt I don't agree that women are better at politics. From the perspective of men, I think a politician with superb political skills and his team have the ability to design a superb political structure, just like a powerful computer architect, and create a political ecosystem that is beneficial to them. The construction of this system needs strong ideal thinking and logical thinking ability, which is probably not a strong point for women (although the logic teacher I am listening to at present is also a woman).

8. Zhao Xinmao and Hung-chien held hands and looked at him proudly from head to toe, as if Hung-chien were a scholar in kindergarten and all the pages were clear at a glance. They asked Miss Su, "Is it the one who went back to China with you?"

& gt It's similar to the description that Miss Su's brother used to see Fang Hung-chien. After reading an article on the investigation of comrades-in-arms, I feel that Miss Su and the people around her don't think highly of Fang Hung-chien, and even regard him as a joke for entertainment.

9 ... His expression is like Hung-chien turning into air, but there is no such person in his eyes. When Miss Su didn't talk to him, Hung-chien really felt that he was nothing, like a ghost when the cock crowed in the fifth watch, or the Taoist principle that "if you don't look, you can't hold it".

& gt This further confirms my previous comments.

10. She likes Zhao Fang to fight for herself, but she is worried that the battle will be too fierce and the outcome will be decided in an instant. There is only one person left, and there will be no excitement around her. She is more worried that Fang Hung-chien will fail. She used Zhao to inspire Fang Hung-chien's courage, but perhaps Fang Hung-chien "saved his strength and retreated strategically" as reported in the Battle Report these days.

& gt After reading these narrators, I can't understand Miss Su. What does she want? She looked down on Fang Hung-chien in her heart. Is it difficult to make him like herself? This is really a magical state of mind. If so, Miss Su feels more like a man, and that's probably how men choose their spouses.

1 1. Her long-term understanding with Xinmao will not turn into love over time, just like the daily climate in winter. You can't add today's temperature to yesterday, so tomorrow will become a warm spring. He is best at speaking foreign languages, and his fluent American words are like thunder in the sky, smearing oil and waxing, and slipping will hold up half the sky. However, the speech is standing on the stage and condescending; Propose a short bust and beg on your back. Miss Su is not an audience, but Zhao has the ability to make her work.

& gt "childhood friends, two children have no guesses", people will change when they grow up, and their feelings will be divided into different directions. Maybe love needs to be accumulated again.

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& gt The reason why Zhao's usual communication method can't be applied to Miss Su is because Zhao didn't find the * * * knowledge with Miss Su, so he communicated on the basis of * * * knowledge.

12. Miss Su asked him how the war was, so he recited an editorial he had just written. He still doesn't have Fang Hung-chien in his eyes, but he is wary of him, just like the attitude of people suffering from infectious diseases to comfort bacteria.

& gt rival in love seems to have a gun in his waist, ready to kill each other at any time.

13. Opposite Miss Su, Hung-chien tried his best to talk to clear the suffocating air: "Your cousin speaks very strongly, and she seems very smart."

& gt Perhaps this is Fang Hung-chien's wishful intimacy.

14. I gradually left the Su family and realized that I had become a part of the spring, and I was in cahoots with him, not a layman in the spring two hours ago.

& gt After his trip to Fu Su, he immediately became Fang Hung-chien.

(To be continued)