Please give Zeng Xiaoxian’s funny classic quotes. The more the better, please give a good review~~~

"Listener friends, I am a good man, I am - Zeng Xiaoxian." (Signature slogan...)

Hu Yifei: "Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined Baby, our brains were still the same until we were two years old."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Yes, and then the doctor cut the whole brain to Zhan Bo." (...This is quite damaging. ’s~~)

Zeng Xiaoxian: “We received a special letter from the newly married couple, the founders of our apartment.”

Zhanbo (extremely depressed): "Why did you kill someone (the founder) again?" (Zhanbo is a simple~~good boy...)

Xian: I am not a casual person.

Fei: You are not a human being if you act casually. (~~This is even more damaging...)

. "I will not fall down twice in the same place!"

"Of course, green turtles are all Get down on all fours and throw it to me." (...Fortunately, Xiaoxian found his way back in the end...)

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Narnia Sanatorium, one shot packs a therapeutic effect. Okay, don’t be irritated and go to bed early. The 20% off discount will save you money. During the nationwide promotion period, the breaking price is only 998. You can be admitted to the hospital immediately. You will also receive a gift of an eight-star and eight-arrow diamond-encrusted kitchen knife. Narnia Sanatorium. The effect is good. (In the end, Xiaoxian took out a golden finger) (~~~It’s really shocking = =)

Xiaoxian: Aluo told Lili that he lost your mother during his trip to Antarctica last year. , now click on Sun Nan's "Come Back Soon" for you. (Haha~~This paragraph is so funny...)

Passerby: I fell in love with my colleague Azhi

Passer: But I didn’t tell him

Passer: I told my other colleague Ah Hao

Passer: Ah Hao promised me not to tell others

Passer-by: But my colleague A De told me

Passer-by: Ah Hao secretly told another colleague, A Lin

Passer-by: A Lin was with A Zhi’s former girlfriend again Alan is very familiar

Passer: I'm afraid A Lin will tell Alan

Passer: Then Alan will go back and tell Azhi

Passer: This will make me very embarrassed

Passerby: Fortunately, Alan is in love with A De now

Passer: So I went to find A De to help me solve this problem

Passer: A De and I said Alan and him had broken up

Passer: He is now on good terms with Alin and asked me to go find Alin

Passer: But Alin told me that Ah Hao actually has no Didn’t say anything to him

Passer: Who should I believe now that I’m dizzy

Zeng Xiaoxian: Ah Ou?

Passer: I mean Ah Zhi is not A'ou, A'ou is my colleague from another department

Passer: A'ou is A-lin's younger brother

Passer: But I can't tell him that the person I like is Your brother’s girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend (confused~)

Passer-by: This makes the relationship even more confusing

Zeng Xiaoxian: Sneeze!

Pass-by: Ah T?

Passer: How do you know there is a colleague named Ah T in our company?

Passer: He has a grudge against A-Lin, maybe because he has a crush on A-Lan

Passers-by: But Ah T and Ah Hao have a good relationship (everyone is upset~~~)

Xiao Xian’s imagination: Dear, drink milk, drink milk, drink, why don’t you Drink! Sharapova, why are you crying again? I told you that I don’t know where your mother is in Albania or Algeria, God knows, with your biological father.

Ronaldo, come down here and don’t treat Zidan like a horse! And you, Alibaba, took Ayumi Hamasaki outside to play. Is there a hide-and-seek place in the refrigerator?! I’m going to beat you. Why is Beckham asking upstairs on the balcony? Where are you peeing?! And you, did you take my sleeping pills as candy again, Jordan! (= = Let’s all pour again~~)

Lisa: It will be a waste if I interview him (Xiaoxian) My time, if I don't interview him and he stalks me, it will waste more of my time!!! I finally understand what "the meanest person is invincible!" (Xiao Xian just started to treat this "queen" The boss thought it was too easy to deal with~~ but he was so cold...)

I am dead, and I have to burn paper if I have something to do. (~~Han)

Yifei~Xiao Feifei ~~Feifei Feifei~~~~ (...Haha~~Is there anyone who wants a girl like this...)

Wanyu: He was so handsome that he was hacked?! How could someone call him this name? I guess This person must be ugly in reality!

Xiaoxian: This person is me! (...)

Making chocolate...

一Fei: I will let you eat it first. If the poison does not kill you, I will mass-produce it... So Xiaoxian~~

I have thought up the advertising words for you...

Fei Deer Brand Milk Powder~ After drinking it, my waist no longer hurts, my legs don’t hurt, and my heart doesn’t even beat~ (match his body language...squirt~~)

Breakup Declaration

Xiaoxian: Think about that scene where you sit next to her, and then she still talks and laughs with you without knowing anything. Then you speak, she collapses, and then bursts into tears, and then the two of you hug each other and cry to death, and finally you tell her that it’s impossible for us, so you should go buy a cucumber!

Ziqiao : This is a routine procedure for breaking up, but it is absolutely impossible to happen to you.

Xiao Xian: Why?

Zi Qiao: Because she is Laura. Have you ever seen a person with a chain-link boat getting seasick? So I think this is the case. You and I She spoke, and she looked at you quietly. You collapsed, and then burst into tears. Then she pulled you into her arms and said righteously, "Stop crying, go to bed! You have to go to work tomorrow! Don't eat." You are talking nonsense when you are full!

Wanyu, Zhanbo: Agree! (~~~This is very sweaty and speechless~~)

Xiaoxian: Are you sure this time? Do you see it clearly?

Mika: Of course! It has a hard shell and six legs, just like a cockroach!

Sekiya: And he still has the characteristics of a mouse, with gray fur , and a long tail.

Xiaoxian: Hey, wait a minute, what is it? A cockroach or a mouse?

Mejia: After our research and verification, it is It’s a cockroach rat!

Xiaoxian: What!?

Guangu: It can also be called a mouse Xiaoqiang.

Xiaoxian: You mean it is A mouse, but its name is Xiaoqiang?!

Mika: No! It’s a synthetic mutant of two creatures.

Sekiya: Uh... synthetic mutant!

Xiao Xian: That’s ridiculous. How can mammals and insects merge?

Sekiya: We can’t find any other reasonable explanation.

Mika : There is such a possibility. There was a drunk cockroach who met a mouse who had just lost love, and then they...

Xiaoxian: Oh, yes, there is This possibility may also be that a drunk ant met a lovelorn elephant, and it turned out that the ant was pregnant with the elephant's child! (~~Xiao Xian's humor is very cold and shocking...)

Tell your ex-girlfriend Laura: You can walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world. (~~Well said!!)

Xiaoxian turned around and left the play...

Guangu: I'm out of my mind (Shanghai dialect)

Yifei: I'm so embarrassed ("That's it" in Japanese) (sweat! )