Life Insights Jokes

Introduction: Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is no longer there, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up takes courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is tragic! Below are 243 jokes about life insights that I compiled and shared for you. Welcome to read and refer to them.

Life Insights Jokes

1. We have pursued happiness before, at least we have seen the back of happiness...

2. I don’t know that I was the one who fell in love with it. College or college got me.

3. Even if I am a cactus, I still need to water it with rain occasionally, even if there is only one drop, two drops, three drops, and four drops... At least, it gives me the courage and confidence to look forward to the charming rainy season... Home Advertising Slogan

4. I couldn’t outrun that BMW after all, I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn’t that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off. .

5. A girl is like a book on a bookshelf. Although you bought it, it has been read by several boys before you bought it...

6. I left it The eight honors and the eight shames on the right are represented on the waist, and harmony is on the chest. People who stand in the way kill people, and Buddhas who stand in the way kill the Buddha!

7. Not bad! People are forced out. Sentences for being intimidated

8. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug down?

9. If it weren’t for making money, what would you do with your face...

10. You will feel happy if you are silent for a while, but it will be miserable if you are silent for a while. ...

11. I didn’t guess the beginning of our story, nor the ending of it...

12. If the leader doesn’t give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two more Chinese words and beat him to death.

13. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

14. Everyone is bullshit sometimes!

15. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to realize that you are really ugly.

16. Sugar daddy - is the gentlest way to rob the rich and help the poor.

17. I always wander between Cow A and Cow C.

18. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny

19. Zhuge Liang never led an army before he came out, why do you want me to have work experience

20. It is very important to remind everyone to learn and understand how to cultivate your own notebook! There once was a man who couldn't repair his notebook... everyone knows what happened next. (Coming from the Edison Chen incident, there is no need to say more about the reasons)

21. Love is made!

22. Others have a background, but I only have a back view.

23. Should your child take human milk or your milk at the moment?

24. "Into Science" finally reveals the mystery of the Shennongjia savages - it turns out that they are a group of Chinese who cannot afford housing!

25. I want to condense my life into a joke.

26. Give me a fulcrum, and I will tilt the neighbor's car into the ditch to prevent him from honking the horn when he sees me.

27. Squatting in the toilet and counting maggots - it’s disgusting and you won’t pay for your life anyway!

28. A boy who doesn’t have money when getting divorced must be a good boy; a girl who doesn’t have money when getting divorced must be a good girl.

29. It’s not good to be sad for the old and waste new tears!

30. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

31. The rice is in the pot, and I am in bed *^_^*

32. Do you know what Lingchi is? We are all people who have been delayed by time, stabbed again and again until we are beyond recognition.

33. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

34. If you are bored, you can play with snot bubbles

35. If you are a white-collar worker, you need to prepare a few more white shirts. One is professional, and the other is easy to be exposed. Bra color!

36. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

37. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than an hour without losing a penny.

38. There is no other half, only two people who are divided!

39. Finally, I found that I have a habit, if depravity can be considered a habit.

40. Who said that the Master was sorry to the Abbot for doing this? Has anyone ever thought about the Taoist’s feelings?

41. Have you been thrown up several times since you were born, but only caught once?

42. When I love you, whatever you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

43. I climbed up to the top of the ladder with great effort, but found that the ladder was placed on the wrong wall...

44. You must look more carefully when looking for a partner. There are too many men and women!

45. They say that boys become bad when they have money. Damn, I have been a good guy for more than 20 years!

46. I thought that as long as I was as dark as coal, no one would recognize me, but I was wrong, I was completely wrong. At this moment, I was already as dark as a gleaming black.

47. During the injection, I said: "...I'm afraid of pain..." The doctor said: "Don't be afraid, I will push it in slowly!"

48. Cultivation Art is actually the art of lying.

49. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

50. Boys are reliable, sows can climb trees.

51. A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please herself.

52. If a dog passes you by, it will not look at you if it is in a hurry; if it is okay, it will look at you; if your eyes are more friendly, it will Walk around your feet. This kind of etiquette is lacking among people.

53. There are some things we cannot control ourselves, so we have to control ourselves.

54. Break the wife’s lifelong system and implement the aunt’s shareholding system. Introduce the young lady competition system and promote the lover contract system.

55. Is the departure of the leaves due to the pursuit of the wind or the unwillingness of the tree to retain them?

56. It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story!

57. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

58. Two dung beetles were discussing welfare. A said: If I win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets in the radius and eat enough every day! B said: You are too vulgar! If I win the jackpot, I will take care of a living person and eat fresh food every day!

59. On the road to awesomeness, I ran all the way!

60. Nowadays, those who have money are not as good as those who have power, those who have power are not as good as those who have guns, and those who have guns are not as good as those with axes and sickles!

61. I changed her from a girl to a girl; she changed me from a boy to...poor.

62. When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch my pocket to see if there is any money!

63. It’s been a long time since anyone has boasted so freshly.

64. Failed boys like to compare their wives with others, while successful girls like to compare their husbands with others.

65. The fireworks blooming in the night sky at the same time, we can see each other's beautiful moments, but I can't light up your life...

66. All unforgettable love has the soul wandering. The moment in bed!

67. The three most painful things for a boy: being caught by his lover shopping for groceries with his wife; being caught by his wife shopping with a sympathetic lover; being blocked in an alley by his wife and lover at the same time.

68. Mentally insane lunatics are not scary.

Horrible is a sane lunatic.

69. The peacock tried his best to open its tail, but it was revealed!

70. If you come out to hang out, your wife will have to change sooner or later!

71. No one is born who is afraid of death, and no one who is afraid of death is born, so no one should pretend to be cool!

72. On Valentine’s Day, I found the phone number of a girl I had a crush on in middle school and sent her a message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, drink half the bowl first and the remaining half. I put it in my arms to keep you warm... A few minutes later, she replied with a message: Who said that? Four hundred at a time, seven hundred for the night.

73. For me, living itself is already a compromise with God.

74. Only when you reach the point of cramping when reading, can your writing and thinking be as good as diabetes insipidus!

75. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I am in Telecom and you are in China Netcom...

76. There may still be feelings in this world, just like experts Everyone is trying to find out whether there are aliens.

77. Take off your pants and fuck the sky, I will fuck the world!

78. Dead! No more expectations! I am not willing to give in. I still have a wish, which is to put on an evening dress, jump into a bathtub full of beautiful women, and then be fucked to death by them!

79. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

80. The wind blows the hair on my crotch...

81. I don’t like to go to bed with just one girl many times, but I like to go to bed with many girls only once.

82. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.

83. In addition to teeth, there are also feelings that are difficult to extricate oneself from in the world.

84. Fish said: “I open my eyes all the time so that I can’t leave you.” Water said: “I flow tirelessly all day long just to surround you and hold you tightly. ." Guo said, "It's almost too late to talk nonsense." 85. On Qingming Festival, I picked up a thick wallet on the road. I was so happy that when I opened it, I found it was all paper money! He looked up to the sky and said, "Where can I find such good luck in life!" Then he held his wallet tightly and crashed to death on the roadside!

86. When boys fool around with girls, it’s called teasing; when girls fool around with boys, it’s called seduction; when men and women fool around with each other, it’s called affection.

87. My hands are willing to be rough for girls.

88. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

89. College is the best time for girls to develop breasts.

90. One night when I returned home late, I met a robber on the road. He trembled and said: Brother, I am a recent graduate from Jinqiao. I can’t find a job and I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am also from Jinqiao. Take your diploma. The person who robbed you in front is also from Jinqiao. Don't worry, we won't rob our own people!

91. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is no longer there, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up takes courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is tragic!

92. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed, understand what cannot be changed.

93. When I woke up, it was dark.

94. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with.

95. Please do not disturb while taking a bath. Please buy a ticket for peeping, 40% off for individuals and 20% off for groups!

96. The biggest worry for boys is their creditors, and the biggest worry for girls is their lovers.

97. If we play Little Japan, I must go! Even if my hands are cut off, I will step on them and trample them to death; even if my legs are cut off again, I will twist them forward like a caterpillar and bite them a few times; if I am beheaded again, please give me my Blood on the shells!

98. There are many levels of inferiority. The highest level of inferiority complex is bragging that you are a genius in everything you do.

99. It is better to chat on QQ for half a year than to read Chinese language.

100. It’s better to hang yourself from a tree than to hang yourself from a tree. Try to die a few more times on several trees... - Die completely!

101. If one day I become a gangster, please remember to remind me that I was pure before.

102. Even Beckham doesn’t know, so what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball! . At the campus singing competition, the female judge commented to me: "You have great potential, the only shortcoming is that you climax too slowly——"

103. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grow up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me...

104. I have been really busy recently, and it is difficult to even get an hour of sleep a day!

105. At this moment, those who can earn a pound of pork a month are barely considered white-collar workers.

106. The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become a "person".

107. If you love her, please wear a condom before getting married.

108. College is all about learning!

109. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small.

110. It is said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are the most miserable, and they only live one day a year. I say they are actually the happiest! Who is missed every day?

111. As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure...

112. Looking at a beautiful girl, I have no way to strike up a conversation, just a brick on the side of the road, pick it up, and put it on Before, "Classmate, did you drop this?"

113. A girl can like you, but she doesn’t love you; she can love you, but she won’t marry you; she can marry you , but she is sterile; she can give birth, but the child is not yours.

114. Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. During the speech today, the tomatoes thrown on the stage weighed at least more than 200 kilograms.

115. Who is that? Go back and urinate and rinse your mouth before coming back!

116. The person burning incense does not have to be a monk, it could also be a panda!

117. Foreign officials must conceal their identity if they bump into someone, otherwise it will be a scandal; domestic officials must be confident if they bump into someone, and they will scare you to death if they take out their IDs!

118. If you don’t become bad in debauchery, you will become perverted in silence.

119. When we broke up, she gave me a kiss. The feeling was as real as the People's Daily...

120. Asking you how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs. Brothel...

121. First couplet: How sad is the Chinese male Olympics? Second line: Just like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Hengpiao: No one knows how to shoot

122. There are always times and opportunities for things to be done, and excuses for things that are difficult to do.

123. When a girl says "disgust" to you, it proves that she likes you. When a boy says "disgust" to you, he really hates you.

124. I swear, all the vows I made before are canceled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

125. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

126. I have one and only one wish every day - to be alive tomorrow!

127. Cutting off the penis to worship God – it not only hurts oneself, but also offends God!

128. Meitesi Bangwei——Don’t take the usual path!

129. The National People’s Congress was finally ranked ahead of Tsinghua University and Peking University - the ticket seller shouted hard: "Weigong Village People’s Congress, Huangzhuang Peking University and Tsinghua University - hurry up and get on the bus!"

130. I am a poor person, please do not rob graves!

131. Life is like: the deaf hears the mute say that the blind see ghosts.

132. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after you die.

134. The escalator broke down when I left the subway station this morning. I was stuck on it for more than an hour, so I was late.

135. Two girls lie down in a row, take off their clothes and roll over them to see how many they can fuck.

136. Rain is born, not genius!

137. My wife is a big tree and my lover is a small grass. Plant a big tree to enjoy the shade and raise a piece of grass to let the birds walk. This is a harmonious society and a green environment.

138. The boy that girls hate most is Chen Shimei; the girl that boys like most is Pan Jinlian.

139. I am ugly but I am durable!

140. I deeply hurt the person who loved me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. It wasn’t until I turned around and left that I realized that the heartbreaking voice was, in fact, It’s also my own...

141. Thank you for your ruthlessness, allowing me to learn and understand the desire to give up...

142. Boys want to lock the zipper of a girl’s wallet, and girls want to lock it. Zippers on boys' pants.

143. The room does not need to be luxurious or clean. For two men and women in love, any place where they can lie down is suitable.

144. He was only twenty-five years old and suffered from premature ejaculation at a young age.

145. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

146. Live well, because we will die for a long time!

147. Urinating is the only fun I have in my daily life. You won’t ask me why I became addicted to beer, right?

148. What did you look like before the car crash?

149. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

150. If you have to pay taxes when you look in the mirror, I’m afraid some girls will go bankrupt.

151. Relatives are too familiar to be attacked.

152. Many people have jumped off buildings recently. Please be careful not to get hit.

153. If you hate a boy, beat his girl into Li Yuchun so that he cannot enjoy the pleasure of the upper body. If you hate a girl, beat her boy like Li Yuchun so that she cannot enjoy the pleasure of her lower body.

154. If I don’t hit you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

155. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

156. Others have a background, but I only have a back view~~.

157. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death...

158. It is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a boy to turn a girl into a girl.

159. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

160. The Minister of Family Planning went to the countryside for an inspection and met an old farmer and asked: "Fellow, do you know why close relatives can't get married?" The old farmer rubbed his hands and said honestly: "Hehehehehehe, relative, It’s too familiar to start!”

161. The higher you fly, the smaller you will appear in the eyes of those who cannot fly.

162. It is the son who cannot control him, but the daughter who cannot control him.

163. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

164. God has given you a pair of wings, so you should be burned...

165. Question: The world despises me, deceives me, slanders me, bullies me, laughs at me, is jealous of me, humiliates me, harms me, how should I deal with it? The answer is: You can only respect him, tolerate him, be patient with him, avoid him, ignore him, and see him again later.

166. If a girl’s work unit gives her a thousand yuan, she will tell the boy that her work unit has given her one thousand yuan, and tell her brothers and sisters that her work unit has given her five hundred yuan; if a boy’s work unit has given her a thousand yuan, he will Tell the girl that she got five hundred, and tell her brothers and sisters that she got one thousand and fifty.

167. In my motherland, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

168. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

169. I caught the bus in the morning. When I arrived at the platform, the bus had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me!" At this time, a passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to me: "Wukong, please stop chasing me. ...

170. Time is for wandering, the body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and the soul is for singing.

171. Nonsense is interpersonal. The first related sentence.

172. A boy’s lie can deceive a girl for a night, and a girl’s lie can deceive a boy for his life!

173. If you tell me to get out, I’ll get out of here. Let me come back, I’m sorry, go away

174. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to the first name!

175. It’s not good to be lazy with me, I’m too lazy to compete with you. Comparatively.

176. Last year, even monks were speculating in the stock market, but this year, those who speculated in the stock market became monks.

177. Tang Monk’s meat can lead to immortality. I wonder if Tang Monk’s shit is the same. What is the effect? ??

178. If you are desperate, why not just take the bus?

179. Make a decision with a pat on your head, pat your chest and leave.

180. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

181. God gave us acne at the same time as he gave us youth!

182. First The first time I heard "I love you" I wanted to cry, the second time I heard "I love you" I wanted to laugh, the third time I heard "I love you" I couldn't laugh or cry.

183. Life is full. A regrettable chapter, just because she didn’t have the chance to let you modify the sentence.

184. My dear, if you die, hold me tight so that the collector will know that we are a couple! p> 185. Being cautious about love is due to ignorance, being cautious about love is due to half-knowledge, and refusing love is due to great understanding.

186. There is a chainsaw in the refrigerator, and the person is in the pot. , food is on the bed...

187. People always love to deceive themselves, because it is easier to deceive others than others. 188. The girl outside the umbrella is destined to be unable to do anything on rainy days. Going out...

189. Before I was born, my parents never asked me, "Do you want to be born?" "Actually, living is forced!

190. The emotional life of brothers in the past was also quite messy.

191. It is said that girls are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for a year!

192. A star can become more famous if he takes off his clothes, but I was caught naked!

193. Sometimes, except for lies, everything else is false!

194. What boys call inner beauty refers to the inside, not the heart.

195. I ordered two dishes from the canteen at noon. When I ate the first one, I was shocked: "Is there anything more delicious than this in the world?" "After eating the second one, I cried, "It's true."

196. I am dead, so I burn paper if I have something to do, summon spirits for small things, or dig graves for big things!

197. The night gave me A pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

198. Wandered into a barber's room by mistake and coldly rejected the girl who was washing her hair.

After getting a haircut, she asked for change for yuan. The hair-washing girl confessed that she didn't have any change and said, "If you touch three handfuls, you don't have to change!"

199. When men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character is born: concave and convex.

200. Three wishes in life: first, to be able to eat, second, to be able to sleep, and third, to be able to laugh.

201. My biggest wish is: beautiful women without clothes!

202. It only takes one minute to meet someone, one hour to fall in love with someone, one day to fall in love with someone, but it takes all your life to forget someone.

203. Gender: Girls

204. Either live well or die quickly.

205. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes

206. Love until I am hurt

207. Deputy of the Commissary of the People’s Republic of China and the People’s Republic of China minister!

208. The monk said: "Do you think I am a vegetarian?" The nun said: "I have never seen anything!"

209. Director: "True art is priceless "Actor: "We have to devote ourselves to art!" Reporter: "Can you get out of bed and take some photos?"

210. It's never good to believe that something will become soft after being hard for a while. thing!

211. You don’t need to pee to know what you look like.

212. There is a black forest to the right of the left leg and to the left of the right leg! My understanding of Cecilia Chi finally reached the level of Nicholas Tse!

213. You should let me kneel on the washboard. I can’t stand the electric heater!

214. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

215. I was joking with a sister in the private room, saying that I really miss you, Taiyang! What does my sister mean by the sun? I say the sun is the day! My sister smiled: If you want to have sex with me, just tell me! You intellectuals!

216. In a dark society, a tortuous life, a stubborn life never needs explanation.

217. Mortgage means pressing you to the ground and peeling off your skin layer by layer...

218. Everyone is drunk and I am alone, I am not serious!

219. Instead of planting grass so that people can lie on it, why not plant cactus instead?

220. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

221. When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine... Qingtian said: Get lost, I am so busy, how can I have time to pay attention to you, just look at the weather forecast...

222. Want to be a mistress It's not your fault, but it's your fault for coming to university!

223. I didn’t want to marry my wife, but my wife married me.

224. I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out a coin from my pocket: If six of them are heads, I will go to class! After thinking for a long time, I decided to forget it and don’t take the risk...

225. The similarities between my father and I are different.

226. The photo fully reveals the reason why the South China tiger has become an ultra-rare species - the tiger that was photographed from the front with its tongue sticking out for half an hour without changing its posture will become extinct if it does not!

227. How did you die? Not even dead poor.

228. If you fall, get up and cry again~~~

229. As the saying goes: If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; if you cry, you will be the only one in the world. cry.

230. You are not Huang Rong, you are just a locust. Why do you want Brother Jing? You are so shameless.

231. Stop talking about your ideals with me, okay? I quit!

232. Wash your face, only your cheeks, and brush your teeth, only your front teeth.

233. The Mathematics Department’s party membership activities actually forced girls to clean boys’ dormitories. Their behavior was really outrageous!

234. I felt heartbroken when I saw the skinny African refugees on TV, but my grandma said: "My dear, don't be fooled by the TV at the moment. They will have no money to eat. Then their mother I even took them to have their hair permed!”

235. The two children argued about the day, and one said: One day is one day! One child said: One day is one day!

236. Master, wait, I will ask Buddha to grant me a marriage!

237. We solemnly promise not to use urban management first.

238. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

239. If you can’t put your girl into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

240. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

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242. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, Miss Chun fell lightly Here it comes——

243. Love him without any hesitation, hoping that he will understand. Even if he doesn’t understand, it doesn’t matter. Who told me to love him? !