Love humor joke

A complete collection of love humor jokes 1:

1, I am a football fan, and my girlfriend likes to join in the fun every day. I took her to the game that day, and the game was almost over. She suddenly shouted excitedly: look, look, No.3 is going to play! ?

I looked at it and smiled. Injury stoppage time is three minutes. ?

2. An induction door is installed in the office, which has always been quite normal. On this day, I don't know who set the induction time for a long time.

A short colleague walked to the door for a long time without responding. Two MM came behind, and the door opened. As a result, one MM said to the other. Look, he is short, and he doesn't even respond to the sensor! ! ! ?

3. Three girls get tattoos. The first one said:? I want to tattoo a rose on my arm. ?

The second one said:? I am a snake. Tattoo a little snake. ?

The third said:? I want to tattoo a mosquito on my palm, bloody and flat. ?

Two girls asked curiously, why did you tattoo mosquitoes?

She said:? If I meet someone who doesn't obey the rules, I will slap him. If he gets angry, I'll open my palm and look at him-well, I'll slap you, mosquito. ?

4. A girl goes to the movies in vest and slippers. The ticket inspector stopped her at the door and said, girl, slippers are not allowed in. ?

The girl immediately took off her slippers and held them in her hand, saying, then I can go in barefoot at any time. ?

The ticket inspector was surprised and said, God, it's a good thing I didn't say that people wearing vests are not allowed in. ?

Love humor jokes daquan 2:

1, two friends fell in love.

One asked:? Have you ever been in love before?

He replied:? We talked in college. ?

This person knows perfectly well past ask:? Is it from Henan?

He was frightened: how do you know it's with a man?

2. A person is walking on the road, and a woman comes up to you and asks you: Is this the earth? What's your answer?

If it was a beautiful woman, I would say:? You are a Martian, aren't you? Oh, I like Martians best! ?

If it was a dinosaur, I would say: Where did you get it? Get out of here! ?

3. A computer worker dreamed that he confessed to his girlfriend: Generally speaking, the motherboard is ok, especially the core is good, the memory (connotation) is rich, and the cost performance ratio (cost and ability) is excellent. You can like me. What an expert! ?

There is a beautiful new female colleague.

A male colleague coughed twice in front of her. She said very gently, Did you catch a cold?

Colleagues are a little excited: well, a little! ?

Female colleague:? Then stay away from me. ?

5. Huilong religion, the largest religion in China, is widely distributed and has many followers.

Church activities focus on every morning.

According to the first chapter of Huilong Dafa, can I sleep a little longer? This is the doctrine of this religion. Forwarding is considered missionary.

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