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The family introduced an object. Can IT men finally get married?

At the request of the girls, Liu Bajie will lead everyone to learn how to identify various types of men and enhance their soft power in the marriage and love market. Today we will talk about this man-IT man. We summarized three advantages of IT male sexuality for girls' reference. (PS: IT male payroll)

0 1/ Do you make money or not?

There is a joke, I don't know if you have heard it, called the highest state of being a woman-"buy Prada for yourself and buy seven wolves for your husband."

This sentence is so short, lean and informative. So that after listening to this sentence, I thought of "Song of the Five Rings": it set off the luxury of the Four Rings, and the humbleness of the Six Rings was more than enough compared with the shortcomings of the Five Rings.

But in fact, this sentence reminds me of IT man. Because let his wife wear prada, there are really many IT men who wear seven wolves themselves. IT men who only make money and don't spend money are simply family versions, and they can't get in or out. ?

What do you mean you won't spend money? A plaid shirt can penetrate into your skin across the seasons, and any Uniqlo can be an IT diaosi evening dress. And you don't have to worry about the process of spending money for him at all-if he buys a dozen of the same models he likes, he will feel that he has met a bosom friend: "Thank you, baby, treat me like Zuckerberg."

What do you mean you will make money? There is a famous post in Zhihu. A sister said that her blind date came in slippers and claimed that she earned 600,000 yuan a year. She asked everyone if it was true or not. Come on, they do look like diaosi, but they can also make money. In order to help your sisters know more, we have compiled the salary standards of BAT and mainstream Internet companies at all levels.

The income of IT men above the middle level is very attractive, with a standardized and transparent career growth path, and the time to reach the middle level is predictable. Moreover, the industry is developing rapidly, and the time to grow to a certain extent will be faster than most industries. In addition, there are too many opportunities in the industry itself, and there will be various opportunities to start a business and jump ship. Many small start-ups often raise millions of dollars and go public accidentally. Every time you go public like this, there will be a big wave of IT men in your eyes, and their wealth is free. At this time, if you are his wife, you may buy more than prada. Moreover, this speed is very fast. Jumeiyoupin took only four years from its establishment to its listing, which is totally unimaginable for a traditional enterprise. Moreover, Chen Ou was single when he went public-of course, some people said he was gay, so this is not discussed.

02/ introspection spirit

Programmers have a very important advantage that they are as deep as the underlying code, that is, they have a very strong spirit of introspection. Where does this spirit of introspection come from? Judging from their long-term professional habits. Because all the working hours of these technical students are talking with computers and establishing communication methods. But computers don't make mistakes, so if there is a problem, it must be something wrong with the code you wrote.

So they are easy to get used to bringing in, and you occasionally make a fuss in your daily life. Their natural first reaction was, "Well, it seems that I did something wrong." Although they may not know where it is, they will default to themselves. But girls, there is a limit to everything. Too much is too late, people can turn the corner, and programmers are one of the smartest professionals. In order to show respect for other professions, we have to add one.

03/ Simple working environment

This simplicity includes two aspects. One is that the opposite sex is relatively small, and most of the opposite sex are either goddesses that they can't touch or live as greasy as them. Their professional environment can still provide us with a sense of security.

The second is that all kinds of activities are simple, such as drinking, big health care, bathing center, and it is almost impossible to become entertainment at work. Moreover, most IT men have mild to severe technical dependence and social fear. For a simple example, they can study mobile phones for ten minutes instead of asking passers-by for directions. Occasionally, they may complain, "This is a waste of time, so let me write some code." In addition, there is less social interaction in this working environment, which will also make him closer to his wife after returning home. To put it bluntly, it will also make him stick to you.

These are the three advantages of IT men that we have summarized. In short, being a husband is a cost-effective choice, and you girls should cherish it when you get married ~