A joke about a crazy woman taking a piece of paper to China Construction Bank to withdraw money.

At noon, a listless employee sat behind the savings counter of China Construction Bank. A lady in shabby clothes (a psychopath) came to his window and gave him a note asking him to withdraw money. The note said impressively, "We hereby send Comrade XX to your bank to withdraw RMB". Then there are many zeros after the L, and the signature is * * * * local office * * *.

CCB staff originally wanted to call the police, but seeing that the woman with mental illness was very serious, they thought about it and called the security guard. The security guard is slapping flies with flies.

Sure enough, the security guard said to the woman, "If you want to withdraw money from this note, you have to go to the opposite police station and have the director stamp it. After he seals it, you can withdraw money again. "

The woman walked directly to the police station without thinking. This security guard is really unusual. Usually underestimate him a little. )

About ten minutes later, the number of customers in line slowly increased, and the woman came back happily, holding a note in her hand and saying, "People say that the procedures are simplified and you can withdraw money directly without the approval of the director."

The staff of CCB can't help but sigh: there are experts in the police force, and a "high-profile" was sent back. CCB staff and security guards were a little stupid at that time. There are many people in the business hall, so I have to call the director on duty for fear that her mental illness will affect the normal order.

The director talked with the female patient and asked what you were doing with the money. The female patient said, "Take money to sell bread, cakes, food and clothes." The director then pointed to a place not far away, and the woman left happily again.

The security guard went to consult the "coup". At that time, the director said to the female patient: "We are CCB here, and we can only withdraw money here if we buy a house. If you take money to buy vegetables, it must be vegetables. You have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China. You have to go to ICBC to buy something to wear! "

The staff of CCB really admire you, after all, he is the director!

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After a while, the lady came back. Moreover, it brought ICBC's answer: "The people of the Agricultural Bank said that this is the Agricultural Bank, and only farmers can withdraw money. I'm a city resident, and people at ICBC say that we are a public bank, so we can only take it from the public, not from our mother's house! He also said that I am a bitch and I have to go to CCB to withdraw money. "