Where can I find the funniest joke? I need it badly. I hope you can help me.

Classic joke: the toilet meets money, and one day she was too drunk in the wine field. In a daze, she strayed into the ladies' room and vomited in the compartment. At this time, a lady went to the toilet to pee. When Qian heard her urinate, he mistakenly thought that someone was pouring beer and said angrily, "I told you not to drink." Who is falling? " The lady was shocked, so she held back her urine and wanted to wait until the money was gone. Unexpectedly, she farted. Hearing this, Mr. Qian was furious, patted the partition with his hand and shouted, "I said I wouldn't drink it, but who opened another bottle?" Who starts drinking first! "Classic joke: I peeked at my wife's diary that day and accidentally found that my wife had a notebook. I took a closer look, and it turned out to be a diary:

1. Today, I reported to my husband 10 yuan for shopping, and I want to save my own money bit by bit.

2. Lie to my husband and say that I lost 100, pretending to regret it. I want to use this money to care for my hair so that he won't complain that I waste money every time I do my hair.

I bought a T-shirt for my husband, obviously 80 yuan. I told him it took 150 yuan. It not only made him feel decent, but also benefited me. This is killing two birds with one stone.

In front of my husband, I am obedient, gentle and considerate, and rush to do housework. When he was in high spirits, I asked him to buy the skirt I had long wanted. Although it was a little expensive, he actually agreed. It turns out that honey trap is so easy to use!

The day before the wedding anniversary, a big meal was prepared, suggesting to him how expensive the gifts other husbands bought for their wives on the wedding anniversary. The next day, he actually bought me a silk scarf, which was extremely stingy, but there was no reason for the nameless fire.

6. Pretend to be sad and complain to my husband: Look, my eyes are wrinkled. I thought he would persuade me to buy some expensive cosmetics, but he was indifferent and said it was a natural phenomenon.

7. I'm especially flattering my mother-in-law these days. My mother-in-law is very happy. My husband praised me for being more sensible than before. Hum, be beautiful. It's my mother's birthday in a few days. You can go and see it.