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Yang Zhuoshu ranks as the richest man in Lian Deng with a net worth of 265,438+billion, and has been the richest man in Hebei for four consecutive years.

At the peak of Yang Zhuoshu, he hired a bodyguard of 10, a beautiful secretary of 12, and had 27 nannies at home, so he owned a company with a market value of hundreds of billions.

But just when people thought that Yang Zhuoshu would always be so beautiful,

He fell from the altar and became a prisoner overnight.

What did Yang Zhuoshu do these years, and why did he end up like this?

1952, Yang Zhuoshu was born in an intellectual family in Heilongjiang.

Father is a man who loves reading very much.

The Yang family is rich in material conditions and has a high quality of life.

My father not only loves Yang Zhuoshu very much in life, but also takes great pains in his studies.

I often buy many books for Yang Zhuoshu, even many of them are imported from abroad.

Soon, under the education of his father, Yang Zhuoshu Jr. gradually fell in love with learning.

This family is knowledgeable and harmonious with their neighbors. It is a respected family in the local area.

Originally this kind of life will always be like this, and Yang Zhuoshu has always been able to live a pampered little master's life.

However, this kind of life soon came to an abrupt end, and Yang Zhuoshu also fell from everyone's respect to "everyone shouting and beating".

When Yang Zhuoshu was 6 years old, he went through a special period.

And his father became a "sinner", so that the whole Yang family was implicated to some extent.

Not to mention that the living conditions are not as good as before, even the neighbors immediately turned against their home.

From then on, little Yang Zhuoshu lived a wandering life.

Not only at home, Yang Zhuoshu will suddenly be scolded by his neighbors.

At school, students often isolate him and even bully him in partnership.

Under such circumstances, Yang Zhuoshu's personality has gradually changed a lot.

Originally full of confidence, he became silent and even felt inferior.

I'm even less interested in what I'm studying, and my grades have plummeted.

Fortunately, there is a teacher in Yang Zhuoshu school, who is not one-sided like others.

But pay more attention to personal character and ability,

He has long noticed that Yang Zhuoshu is a student with a wide range of knowledge.

After learning about the changes in Yang Zhuoshu's family,

The teacher didn't stay away from Yang Zhuoshu, but patiently encouraged Yang Zhuoshu.

Pulled him out of his depressed mood.

Persuaded by the teacher, Yang Zhuoshu no longer cares about other people's opinions.

But study hard and change your destiny with knowledge.

Subsequently, Yang Zhuoshu took the opportunity of "restarting" the college entrance examination system and was admitted to Hebei Normal University.

I left my hometown full of nightmares and came to Shijiazhuang.

On the university campus, Yang Zhuoshu attaches great importance to this hard-won opportunity.

So during his college years, he began to study sleepless nights.

Yang Zhuoshu is not only among the best in learning, but also insightful in dealing with interpersonal relationships.

His classmates and teachers at school all have a good impression on him.

Therefore, after graduating from college, Yang Zhuoshu, as expected, got the only qualification to practice in a newspaper.

When he first came to the newspaper, Yang Zhuoshu immediately retired from the high-profile aura in the school.

Immediately return to reality and realize that you are just a small intern in society.

After thinking of this idea, Yang Zhuoshu put down his social status and devoted himself to his work.

In order to get familiar with the workflow as soon as possible, Yang Zhuoshu always arrives two hours earlier than others every day.

Be familiar with the work content and prepare the materials needed for today's work;

What's new in the newspaper? While others were sighing, Yang Zhuoshu was ready to go to the scene to collect information.

In the newspaper office, Yang Zhuoshu not only takes his work very seriously, but also has great respect for his superiors.

No matter how complicated the task assigned to him by the leader is, he can always finish it on time and in quantity.

Even take up your own rest time,

Over time, Yang Zhuoshu became the fastest promoted person in the newspaper.

From interns to team leaders to later vice presidents of newspapers,

There is no one in the newspaper who does not envy Yang Zhuoshu.

But he deserved these rewards, and Yang Zhuoshu earned them bit by bit through his own efforts.

After becoming deputy director, more people know about Yang Zhuoshu.

Many bosses inside and outside the industry are also very friendly to him.

Although Yang Zhuoshu was promoted, he was not proud. If anyone wants to ask him for help, he must be duty-bound.

Over time, Yang Zhuoshu has established a wide network of contacts.

Many of these contacts in Yang Zhuoshu are bosses of large enterprises.

After a long time together, Yang Zhuoshu found that the living conditions of business owners are better than each other, especially those engaged in the real estate industry.

Watching them pick up and drop off in luxury cars every day, going in and out of various high-end places,

Yang Zhuoshu has such an idea in his heart: "Since they can make money from real estate, why can't I?"

1993, Yang Zhuoshu resolutely submitted his resignation to this newspaper despite the dissuasion of relatives and friends.

Gave up the position of vice president of the publishing house to someone else,

Although Yang Zhuoshu left the newspaper that trained him for many years, there was no contradiction between them and they still got along as friends.

Perhaps this is the charm of Yang Zhuoshu. Even if you leave each other, they won't resent you.

After losing his job, the only thing Yang Zhuoshu wants to do is to do real estate business.

But what little savings he has is simply not enough.

Although Yang Zhuoshu plays a big role in newspapers, it was founded by the state after all.

You can only get some dead wages a month,

Although it earns a little more than ordinary people, it is still difficult for those businessmen.

The deputy director's salary is nothing at all.

The most important thing in real estate is capital.

What else are you going to build a house with?

Yang Zhuoshu collected all his family's money, but only tens of thousands of dollars.

Although at that time, tens of thousands of dollars was equivalent to the concept of hundreds of thousands,

But if you want to invest in Gai Lou, it will only be a little rain in Mao Mao.

Yang Zhuoshu knew that he couldn't do anything with tens of thousands of dollars, so he borrowed some from his good friend.

Then he put daewoo motor in the home of one of his closest friends as collateral.

Total100000 USD,

In a village in Shijiazhuang, he bought 30 mu of land and set up "Zhuo Da Real Estate Company".

65438+ ten thousand, 30 mu of land, want to enter the real estate?

This undoubtedly became a joke in the real estate industry at that time.

Those real estate developers who have been based on the real estate industry for many years,

No one thinks highly of Yang Zhuoshu after learning that a new colleague has done such an absurd thing.

Even Yang Zhuoshu's brothers, who are close friends, are trying to convince him.

Tell him not to get his hopes up.

However, in the face of these questions from all directions, Yang Zhuoshu did not seem to take it to heart.

Because when he was a child, he experienced too many such things that were laughed at by others.

Yang Zhuoshu believes: "Only success is the most correct way of confrontation!"

Just do it yourself, and leave the rest to time!

Although Yang Zhuoshu has never set foot in the real estate industry, it stands to reason that he should "paint a gourd ladle".

Imitate successful real estate developers to build houses and sell them.

But Yang Zhuoshu thought the opposite.

But first set out to sell the house.

In fact, the reason why Yang Zhuoshu did this is very simple.

He also wants to pay attention to the quality of the house first, but he has no money.

After a person bought a piece of land, there was little left.

How can he afford building materials?

Regarding the sale of houses, Yang Zhuoshu spared no effort.

He took advantage of his relationship in the newspaper and spent only a small sum of money.

I advertised my own house in most areas of the newspaper.

Let's just say that during that time,

As long as it is in Shijiazhuang newspaper, there must be Yang Zhuoshu's housing advertising information.

As for the advertisement of Yang Zhuoshu's book, he directly named his building "Villa".

And sold at a price of more than 0/000 yuan per square meter/kloc.

Although the times at that time were not as advanced as they are now, when citizens heard the word "villa" and matched it with the price of 1000 yuan, their eyes immediately lit up.

Subsequently, the sales calls that had not been answered were blown up by those touched citizens.

After seeing that the advertising strategy in the newspaper had little effect,

Yang Zhuoshu spent some money and posted his own real estate advertisement in the shopping mall with the largest population mobility in Shijiazhuang.

In this way, with the vigorous promotion of Yang Zhuoshu,

Those people couldn't hold their temper and stopped calling home to ask questions.

Instead, I bought it directly with cash and ID cards and rushed to the sales office to sign the contract.

And Yang Zhuoshu's real estate has therefore put on the "one room is hard to find" hat.

The pre-sale effect here is very good, and Yang Zhuoshu is not idle in the house.

Instead, I confidently found a material supplier and wanted to "borrow" some materials from them.

Material suppliers are excited to see the unprecedented popularity of real estate sales in Yang Zhuoshu.

Finally, relying on Yang Zhuoshu's golden words, he raised nearly 300 million building materials for his real estate company.

Under the careful layout of Yang Zhuoshu, his house not only attracted material investors, but also solved the future sales problem.

Yang Zhuoshu was laughed at when he first entered the business, but later he broke the sales record and got revenge.

It only took him a few months,

Yang Zhuoshu became the most famous real estate boss in Shijiazhuang and Hebei.

However, Yang Zhuoshu's "White Wolf with Empty Gloves" method is really brilliant.

But if you don't give it back to your customers later,

It will inevitably cause some trouble for yourself.

However, in the near future, Yang Zhuoshu experienced it personally.

Yang Zhuoshu's real estate pre-sale is so successful because it is cheap and good.

A villa costs only 1000 yuan per square meter.

This price is similar to "a pie in the sky".

No wonder those customers buy houses like they don't want money.

But this is not the case. This "villa" is not another villa.

The "villa" in Yang Zhuoshu is just the name of a community.

It's not really a two-story luxury villa.

When it was time to hand over the house, the customers who went to see the house were in high spirits.

After seeing the house, I immediately blindsided.

"Where is this luxury villa? Just an ordinary residential building! "

Facing the huge gap between reality and advertising,

Some ordinary residents choose to "bite their teeth and fight in their stomachs, swallowing their voices;"

Other slightly literate residents chose to take Yang Zhuoshu to court.

Subsequently, Yang Zhuoshu received several court summons for this "Oolong".

But Yang Zhuoshu didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, because he naturally had his reasons.

"I said village called villa, you didn't ask. How can you be derailed? "

According to Yang Zhuoshu's explanation, he didn't touch the bottom line of the law, but just ignored it.

This is not cheating, but some people are too stupid and blind.

After this incident, Yang Zhuoshu removed the cost and earned 46 million yuan.

Although some incidents occurred in this process, which affected some customers' trust in Yang Zhuoshu,

But after seeing so much money, Yang Zhuoshu won't care so much.

He only knows that he has succeeded in becoming a rich man.

In order to get the first pot of gold in life, Yang Zhuoshu should experience the luxurious life.

There are 27 nannies at home, and there are requirements for the appearance of nannies;

Afraid of being taken away by criminals, Yang Zhuoshu spent a lot of money to hire 10 a bodyguard with high martial arts and tall stature;

Besides, in order to create a pleasant working environment for myself,

Yang Zhuoshu also personally selected 12 female secretaries who wanted to have a face and figure.

Later, Yang Zhuoshu spent a lot of money and changed all aspects of food, clothing, housing and transportation. As long as he could change places, he still enjoyed the "fruits of labor" he earned proudly.

It seems that I have long forgotten the days of displacement.

Accustomed to this luxurious life, Yang Zhuoshu, in order to meet his own needs,

He began to plan his next plan,

He hopes that Zhuo Da will become a listed company.

It was this idea of Yang Zhuoshu that accelerated his fall from the altar.

In 2004, in order to accelerate the growth of Zhuo Da, Yang Zhuoshu began to cultivate it into a listed company.

But Yang Zhuoshu has a glib mouth. In reality, his company doesn't have that qualification.

In order to complete my perfect blueprint as soon as possible,

Yang Zhuoshu started the pattern of "lying without making a draft" again.

At first, when the plan was first implemented, Yang Zhuoshu hoped to get some funds from banks or investors.

However, neither banks nor investors are stupid. After the "Villa" incident,

They will never fall for any of Yang Zhuoshu's little tricks again.

Yang Zhuoshu knew that Zhuo Da's reputation was affected to some extent because of the "villa incident" last time.

After hitting the wall one after another, he stopped soliciting partners, but took pains to "package" himself.

The packaging mentioned here is not real packaging either.

What works is the old routine, "empty gloves and white wolves."

In order to get a lot of money in a short time, Yang Zhuoshu,

Reach out directly to the people at the bottom to sell financial management to them, because they are "the easiest to cheat".

Soon, Yang Zhuoshu made a new research technology public in Zhuo Da.

"Reuse of abandoned construction waste",

This sounds ridiculous. How to reuse the building materials that have become waste?

But those simple people are a little dubious.

Then, Yang Zhuoshu told the truth about signing a contract with a well-known foreign company: "Maybe you don't know the specific technology of the $500 billion order, but money can't fool people there!"

"Five hundred billion dollars! With so much money, this technology must be true! "

"A company as big as Zhuo Da shouldn't suddenly run away!"

In an instant, people who just hesitated under the stage once again believed Yang Zhuoshu's "nonsense".

Soon, the news spread. Finally, nearly 400,000 people put their savings accumulated over the years into Yang Zhuoshu's pocket and raised more than10 billion for him.

I wonder if Yang Zhuoshu felt guilty when he took the money.

This is the hope of many people, how many people have struggled all their lives!

Those people are also ordinary people, most of whom are old people who prepare their own old-age houses; A pregnant mother has prepared a new house for her children.

They give their efforts to those who think they are trustworthy.

But in the end, I got naked deception.

Soon, those who invest in financial management found that they did not receive the promised benefits from Yang Zhuoshu on time.

They felt more and more wrong, and then they remembered to take up legal weapons to protect themselves.

Subsequently, many fund types cases broke out in Zhuo Da.

Yang Zhuoshu finally couldn't bear the enormous pressure.

On may 8, 20 19, he finally admitted all his crimes.

10, 20 19, 165438, the "Zhuo Da case" opened as scheduled.

But the venue of the trial was chosen in the hospital.

Yang Zhuoshu, 67, was lying in bed weakly and accepted the legal sentence.

"Water can carry a boat, but it can also overturn it",

At first, Yang Zhuoshu achieved great success by relying on people's trust.

In the end, they will be sent to prison because of the power of the people.

In addition, only by doing things in a down-to-earth and cost-effective manner can we firmly grasp everything that belongs to us!