English 15 jokes

tiger

Caught

a

Deer. A tiger caught a deer.

this

tiger

plan

arrive

eat

this

Deer,

therefore

this

deer

Screaming:

"

you

cannot

eat

I think the tiger is going to eat the deer. The deer quickly shouted, "You can't eat me? "

this

tiger

Hesitated,

feel

very

Strange,

therefore

he

ask

this

Deer:

"

why

cannot

I

eat

What about you?

The tiger was surprised and asked the deer, "Why can't I eat you?"

this

deer

Say: "

because

Imported?

a

protect

second

classes

animal

exist

this

Country,

So,

no

material

what

you

cannot

eat

I

! "

The deer said, "Because I am a national second-class protected animal, you can't eat me anyway!" " "

this

tiger

After ...

aural comprehension

what

this

deer

Say,

laugh

and

say

"

haha,

then

I

should

in fact

eat

you

!

The tiger smiled and said, "Hehe, then I should eat more of you."

deer

ask

：

"

why

"

The deer said, "Why?"

"

because

Imported?

a

first

classes

protect

animal

exist

this

Country "

Tiger

arrogantly

say

"Because I am a national first-class animal!" The tiger said proudly.

An absurd letter.

two

Psychiatrist

exist

exist

a

Convention.

"What?

be

your

most

difficult

Case? "

one

ask

this

Others.

"once

I

have

a

patient

who

live

exist

a

pure

illusion

The world, "

answer

his

Colleagues

"He?

believe

that

a

ferociously

Rich

uncle

exist

south

United States of America

be

leave

arrive

leave

he

a

Wealth.

all

sky

long

he

wait for

for

a

Manufacturing? think

believe

arrive

reach

from

a

imaginary

Lawyer.

male

never

go to

be away from home

or

do

Anything.

male

only

sit

everywhere

and

Wait. "

"What?

be

this

The result? "

"it

be

One; one

Eight? year

Struggle,

but

I

finally

cure

He ...

and

then

that

foolish

believe

Arrive ... "

Two psychiatrists met at a meeting. One of them asked the other, "What's your toughest case?"

"I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He firmly believes that there is a monopoly uncle in South America who wants to leave him a legacy. He waited all day before receiving a confirmation letter from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out and does nothing, just sits and waits. "

"What was the result?"

"After eight years of hard work, I finally cured him. But just then, the ridiculous letter came ... "

this

mean

male

gathering

this

notorious

cheap

skating boots

finally

determined

arrive

have

a

Party.

explain

arrive

a

friend

how

arrive

find

his

Apartment,

he

Say,

"Here we come.

up

arrive

5M

and

ring

this

doorbell

along with

your

Elbow.

while

this

door

Open it,

Push

along with

your

Feet. "

"Why?

use

my

armrest

and

Feet? "

"Well,

Good heavens, "

be

this

Reply,

"Are you?

no

come

Hanging,

be

What about you? The miser's treat.

A notorious miser finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor, find the middle door, and then ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it open with your feet. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Your hand has been taken as a gift. God, you won't come empty-handed, will you? " The miser replied.

I

think

that

I am

a

chicken (as food)

Psychiatrist:

what

your

Question?

Patient:

I

think

I am

a

Chicken.

Psychiatrist:

how

long

have

this

Past participle of be

leave

Open?

Patient:

once

because

I

be

One; one

Eggs!

Psychiatrist: What's the matter with you?

Patient: I think I am a chicken.

Psychiatrist: When did this start?

Patient: Since I was an egg.

who

be

this

Laziest?

Father:

Well,

Tom,

I

ask

arrive

your

teacher

today，

and

at present

I

want

arrive

ask

you

a

problem

who

be

this

lazy

human

exist

your

Class?

Tom:

I

no

know，

Father.

Father:

Oh,

Yes,

you

Do it!

Think about it!

while

other

boy

and

girl

be

do

and

Writing,

who

sit

exist

this

classes

and

only

watch

how

other

human

Work?

Tom:

our/ours

Teacher,

Father.

Chinese:

Father: Hey, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, no, you know! Think about it, when other children are doing their homework and writing, who sits in class and just watches others do their homework?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

old

farmer

Johnson

be

Dying.

this

domestic

be

erect

everywhere

his

Go to sleep.

along with

a

low

sound

he

say

arrive

his

Wife:

"When?

I am

dead

I

want

you

arrive

marry

farmer

Jones. "

Wife:

"no,

I

cannot

marry

anyone/anybody

After ...

You "

Johnson:

"but

I

want

you

To. "

Wife:

"but

Why? "

Johnson:

"Jones

once

cheat

I

exist

a

horse

Deal! "

Translation:

Old farmer Johnson is dying. His family are all standing by the bed. He whispered to his wife, "When I die, I want you to marry farmer Jones."

The wife said, "No, I can't marry anyone after you die."

Johnson: "But I hope you do."

Wife: "Why?"

Johnson: "Because Jones once cheated me in a horse deal."