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The story is related to harmony, about 300 words.
Let me tell you another joke. Some people want to make up stories, demanding rivers and lakes grievances, three factions entanglements, and ethics, and there must be wonderful fighting scenes, and it is important to be short and pithy. So someone contributed. "Old-fashioned, how dare you rob the teacher with the old woman and eat my palm." There is a more exaggerated one behind, "Teacher, how dare you grab my nose and eat my palm." Just for fun, I suggest writing my own story.
(2) A true short story about moving (about 300 words)
This story is not touching, but sad.
How far is forever?
Once in high school, he and she loved each other deeply! They agreed never to part!
Go to school together every day, after school together, he holds her hand and shuttles through the crowd!
She likes drinking coffee and cappuccino in the coffee shop, but the conditions at home are not good! Can't meet her simple requirements!
He saves money for breakfast every day and buys her a Nestle. So day after day, high school life came to an end!
She entered the ideal university, but he failed. .
He said to her, I want to leave this city, go to work in coastal cities, and try to make money and come back to marry you! She strongly disagreed!
But in the end, I reluctantly agreed. They all cried. The other party reluctantly left. He kissed her and smelled her mouth.
The lingering smell of coffee ...
He left. He works hard every day and saves money every time he calls.
1 year later
He wanted to come back to see her and surprise her ... so he came back by train. ...
He came to the gate of her university and gave her a quick look. In an instant, he shed tears.
What did he see? She walked into an upscale coffee shop intimately with a boy. ...
He was desperate. How far is forever?
③ The story about the Silk Road, about 300 words.
Zhang Qian is in the western regions.
In BC 138, Zhang Qian was ordered to send people to the Western Regions to find and contact the Yue family who had been driven away by the Huns and jointly attack the Huns. Zhang Qian and his party set out from Chang 'an and went west via Longxi. After they came to the Hexi Corridor, they were discovered by tarquin in the occupied area. Zhang Qian and his party were all captured.
After the Huns Khan knew the purpose of Zhang Qian's Western Expedition, he dispersed them to herd sheep and release horses, which was strictly controlled by the Huns. Back in Zhang Qian, I married a Hun woman, one to spy on him, and the other to induce him to surrender. However, Zhang Qian is unyielding.
Eleven Spring and Autumn Periods passed, and Zhang Qian took the opportunity to escape from the Xiongnu territory with his personal entourage Gan Fu, and continued the Western Expedition. After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally crossed the desert Gobi, crossed the snow-covered green ridge (now Pamir Plateau) and came to Dawan State (now Fergana). The king warmly received Zhang Qian and helped him to Kangju (now Samarkand), Da Yue and Daxia. However, the Yue family lived and worked in peace and contentment in Amu Darya, and did not want to go east to fight Xiongnu. Zhang Qian failed to complete the mission of forming an alliance with Dayue family to attack Xiongnu, but he gained a great deal of knowledge about human geography of western countries.
Zhang Qian was captured by Xiongnu again on his way back to the East, and then he designed to escape. 13 later, return to Chang 'an. This trip to the Western Regions made people living in the hinterland of the Central Plains understand the reality of the Western Regions, inspired the ambition of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to "expand the territory" and launched a series of wars against the Huns.
In BC 1 19, in order to further contact with Wusun, the Han Dynasty broke off the "Xiongnu's right-hand man" and sent Zhang Qian to the Western Regions again. This time, Zhang Qian took more than 300 people and arrived in Wusun smoothly. He also sent envoys to visit Kangju, Dawan, Da Yue, Daxia, Rest in Peace (now Iran), Body Poison (now India) and other countries. However, due to the civil strife in Wusun, the purpose of the alliance was not achieved. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty sent Huo Qubing to attack the Xiongnu with heavy troops, wiped out the Xiongnu occupying Hexi Corridor and Mobei, established four counties and two customs in Hexi, and opened the Silk Road.
Zhang Qian braved difficulties and obstacles, sent two missions to the western regions, communicated the traffic arteries in the interior of Asia, officially started friendly exchanges with western European countries, promoted extensive economic and cultural exchanges between the East and the West, and opened up the Silk Road, making him the first person in China to go to the world.
2. Ban Chao joined the army.
"A gentleman has no ambition, but he should still make contributions to Fu Jiezi and Zhang Qian in a foreign country, so that he can get a title and study for a long time?" (Biography of Ban Chao in the Later Han Dynasty)
Xiongnu is a nomadic people in northern China. They are good at riding and shooting, brave and good at fighting. They fly like birds, arrive instantly, retreat like smoke, and disappear instantly. When the autumn is crisp, the horses are fat and plundered everywhere, and the Central Plains region is unbearable. There are more than 50 small countries in the western regions, all controlled by Xiongnu. To effectively resist the invasion of Xiongnu, we must control the countries in the western regions and cut off the Xiongnu's arms.
In 73 AD, Dou Gu, the conductor of Ban Chao, attacked the Xiongnu and asked Ming Di to send him to the Western Regions. We arrived in Shanshan first, and the king followed respectfully. Ban Chao concluded that the Huns also sent messengers. The situation is critical, so it is better to strike first. Ban Chao concentrated his entourage of 36 people, and burned down the residence of Xiongnu messengers at night, killing more than 30 people and burning 100 people. Shanshan shocked the whole country and was first returned to Han. Then, Ban Chao sent non-stop missions to Khotan and Shule to subdue the two countries, crushed the attack of Yanqi and Qiuci commanded by Xiongnu, and restored the relationship with the Han Dynasty, which had been interrupted for 65 years.
Ban Chao is determined to stay in the Western Regions for a long time. Since 87 AD, the rebellion in shache and other countries has been put down successively, and the attack of 70,000 people of Da Yue Dynasty has been repelled, thus protecting the security of countries in the southern part of the Western Regions and the smooth flow of the Silk Road. In 9 1-94 AD, countries such as Qiuci, Gu Mo, Wensu, Yanqi, Yuli and Shu Wei surrendered to the Han Dynasty, and all 50 countries in the Western Regions belonged to the Han Dynasty. Zhang Han named Ban Chao as Dingyuan Hou. Since then, the western regions have been stable, and the Huns dare not go south.
(4) Famous sayings and related specific examples (about 300 words)
Anxious to avoid mistakes, we are often more prone to absurdity. -Horace
To be a truly educated person, you must have three qualities: profound knowledge, thinking habits and noble sentiments. Not much knowledge is ignorance; Not used to thinking about whether it is rude or stupid; Without noble sentiments, it is vulgar. Chernyshevski
Anyway, please be quiet and happy! This is life. We should accept life as it is and smile bravely, boldly and forever. Luxembourg
As far as individuals are concerned, people will die, but as a whole, people are immortal. -April
Catch up with the future, grasp its essence and turn the future into the present. Chernyshevski
The future is bright and beautiful, love it, run towards it, work hard for it, meet it and make it a reality as much as possible! Chernyshevski
If you don't take part in the struggle to change society, your ideal will always be an illusion. Wu Yunduo
The purpose of all human efforts is to obtain happiness. Irving
Doing things too fast is one of the greatest dangers. bacon
A person who doesn't pay attention to small things will never succeed in big things. Carnegie
If you kill the present, you kill the future. -The future is the era of future generations. -Lu Xun
⑤ The story of me and the book is 300 words.
The story of me and this book
I like reading. Because books occupy almost half of my room, on the bookshelf, under the bed and under the pillow. I love reading, because books always accompany me to sleep. I swim in the ocean of books and am very happy.
Once, I was watching the romance of the Three Kingdoms when I slept at night. My mother came in and said, "It's too late. Go to sleep. I have to go to school tomorrow? " Then mom left. I went on reading. After a while, I heard footsteps. I quickly folded the book and put it under the pillow. Mom came in, saw me sleeping, and left. After my mother left, I eagerly took out my book and read it with relish. I wonder if mom heard the sound of turning pages or something. He came in at once, caught me red-handed and gave me a good scolding. I didn't sleep well all night after that. As a result, I was listless in class the next day and had no spirit all day.
It taught me to arrange my time reasonably, but I still read a book for a while every night.
The story of me and my friend is 300 words.
Friendship is like a lamp that lights up your heart. Friendship is like a guide, guiding you forward when you are at a loss. Friendship is like a flower, which perfuses our hearts. Friendship is like a person's life without friends, which can drive away the loneliness and pain in his heart and bring me joy. Friend, he keeps me away from indifference and hypocrisy. My friends have given me countless confidence and happiness.
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With bright eyes, high nose and fair skin under heavy eyebrows, he is my good friend Ye Fa, whom I have known for more than a year. He brought me happiness and also brought me happiness. ...
Ye Fa, he is my biggest opponent in study. He is diligent and studious, respects teachers and is friendly to others. He is an example for students. Because of him, I want to study harder, because our goal is the same, and we all strive for the first place in the whole grade. In every big exam, either I am the first or he is the first (at present, I get more first than him). If he doesn't do well in the exam, he will definitely sum up experience, study hard, improve his own shortcomings and make himself better. He will never give up for one failure. On the contrary, he will find out the reason and study harder. I will work harder and study hard. I remember once, I said to him, "Ye Fa, we are going to enter the same high school, and we will continue to compete in high school, ok?" He said, "Good!" It seems that our war is hard to stop, but it will become more and more fierce. But we won't turn against each other like everyone else. On the contrary, we are still very good friends. In my study, I will ask him what he doesn't understand, and he will be happy to explain it to me in detail. I'll tell him what he doesn't understand. Because of the pressure of competition with the industry, I am getting stronger and stronger. I will turn pressure into motivation, study harder and strive to compete with the industry first. Sometimes if I don't do well in the exam, he will encourage me to work hard and continue to compete with him. With the encouragement of the industry and my indomitable character, I started to compete with the industry again. This is the learning motivation brought by the industry. Here, I want to say to the industry: "Thank you! I will definitely accompany you to the end! "
Ye Fa, why does it bring me joy? Because we are not only rivals in study, but also very good friends and playmates! Sometimes, when he is free, he will invite some good friends to play and play ball with me. At this time, I will also invite some good friends to play together. We always have a good time together. In this way, my friends and I not only exercised, but also had fun. Because we are classmates, we always get along well. We can talk about learning and ideals ... these are the happiness brought by my career.
⑦ The story of me and ... (300 words)
The first article: The story of me and the book [300 words]
Books are the ladder of human progress and the source of knowledge. I have many kinds of books, which broaden my horizons and give me endless knowledge.
One Friday afternoon, my mother gave me a set of Adventures of Tintin. After I got the book, I couldn't wait to open it and read it with relish. Unconsciously, half an hour passed, and I heard my mother calling, "Dinner!" " "I said dismissively," I'll watch it for a while. I'll be right there! ""After a while, my mother said eagerly, "Hurry up, the food is cold." I had no choice but to go to the table, wolfed down my meal and ran to the study to start reading. Mother asked strangely, "Why did you eat so little today?" I replied, "I haven't finished reading my book yet!" " "My mother had to say to my father," He's such a little book fan! " "
Since then, I will watch it for a while before going to bed every night, and sometimes I will take it to school.
Books are my good partners and teachers. I learned a lot from books and learned about this beautiful world. The book is my forever friends.
Chapter II: The Story of Me and the Book [300 words]
Every weekend, my mother and I borrow books from the children's library. I am very excited to see all kinds of books on the shelf. There are White Snake Biography, Yue Fei Biography, Journey to the West, Hundreds of Family Names, and Andersen's Fairy Tales ... My favorite is Pinocchio, so I can borrow it home.
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The book Pinocchio was written by Carlo. There are many touching plots in Collodi's works and stories. I felt Pinocchio's hard work of finding his father thousands of miles away. I saw the cunning of foxes and cats. I also saw Pinocchio touch the farmers with his sincere heart. I want to learn Pinocchio's spirit of never giving up.
Actually, I didn't like reading very much at first. Later, I saw the famous saying "reading is like a book, writing is like a god", which deeply touched me. I want to improve my composition and my consciousness by reading books.
Now I have become inseparable friends with books, which not only enriches my knowledge, but also makes me find the fun of my childhood in reading!
Chapter three: The story of me and the book.
[300 words]
In the past, I always liked reading comic books. My mother often advises me that "the best stories are often in words", but I don't agree.
On the weekend afternoon, my mother wants to take me to the bookstore to read, but I want to stay at home and watch TV. My mother said mysteriously, "Let's go to the bookstore to make money!" " ""really? I don't believe it! " I pouted, but I followed my mother to the bookstore. All kinds of books in the bookstore are dazzling, so I chose a detective novel and went to the teahouse of the bookstore to start reading.
8 stories related to art (300 words)
When Chopin was three years old, there was a party at home one night. All the other children are dancing, except little Chopin, who watches his mother's fingers while playing the piano. After the party, he sat in front of his mother's piano and played a melodious tune. Mom was surprised to hear that, so she invited a piano teacher for him the next day. Little Chopin studied the piano very seriously, but because of his young age and small hands, the keys were affected. Just before going to bed every night, he would put a cork between his fingers, but the spacing between them was wider. After five years of hard practice, Chopin took to the big stage at the age of eight and began to play the piano. Thousands of listeners were intoxicated by the wonderful piano sound, and thunderous applause kept ringing in the theater. Chopin loves playing the piano. He is not afraid of hardship. He practiced hard and eventually became a world-class pianist. If one wants to achieve something, one must make extraordinary efforts.
(2) A group of bugs gather in the grass for dinner. As soon as they chatted excitedly, they ate delicious food happily. Soon, they drank all the prepared soda.
In the absence of soda, everyone was thirsty, so we discussed sending a representative to run errands to buy soda for everyone, and the place where soda was sold was far from here. Bugs think that to solve the thirsty emergency, we must find a representative who runs very fast to be competent for such a task.
Everyone held their own words, looked around, picked and picked, and finally unanimously elected centipede as the representative, because they thought centipede had many feet and it must run as fast as a whirlwind. The centipede got up and started to buy soda for everyone under the condition of entertaining guests. The bugs continued to play and laugh confidently, temporarily forgetting their desire.
After a long time, everyone looked around and wondered anxiously why the centipede had not come back. In desperation, mantis volunteered to run to see what happened. As soon as it opened the door, it found that the centipede was still squatting at the door wearing shoes!
You can't judge a person by his appearance. In fact, however, the probability of being mistaken is quite high. After all, a person's ability or personality can't be judged by appearance alone. In addition, people often have preconceived prejudice that as long as they have long legs or many feet, they must run fast. However, like the centipede in the story, although there are many feet, it is not necessarily the case. It is really necessary to objectively evaluate a person's strengths and weaknesses, especially for the personnel supervisor. In recruitment or appointment, we should stand in a fair perspective, get rid of personal prejudice, and even formulate or establish an objective evaluation standard to select and use talents, so as not to waste human resources or regret that some people fail to meet their talents.
The second one may be a little long. . . All you have to do is summarize the general idea. . . Please adopt. Da Vinci was apprenticed by his father to the studio of his good friend, the famous painter and sculptor verrocchio.
When Leonardo da Vinci came to the workshop, his teacher verrocchio brought an egg for him to draw. Leonardo da Vinci painted several pictures soon, but the teacher asked him to continue painting for a few days. Da Vinci finally got impatient and thought that the teacher had underestimated him and asked him to draw such a simple egg. The teacher read his mind and said meaningfully, "This egg is not simple. There are no two identical eggs in the world. Even the same egg will have different shapes due to different viewing angles and different light. "
Da Vinci suddenly realized that the original teacher was to cultivate his ability to observe things and grasp images! Since then, he has been training the basic skills of painting and learning all kinds of artistic and scientific knowledge, laying a solid foundation for achieving excellent results in painting and other aspects in the future. Wang Xianzhi, the seventh son of Wang Xizhi, was smart and studious since childhood. He is good at cursive script and official script, and he is good at painting. He began to learn calligraphy at the age of seven or eight and studied under his father. On one occasion, Wang Xizhi saw that Xianzhi was practicing calligraphy attentively, so he quietly walked behind him and suddenly reached out to draw a brush in his hand. Xianzhi held the pen tightly and was not pulled out. The father was very happy and praised: "This son is going to be famous again." Xiaoxian was smug after hearing this. Another time, a friend of Xizhi asked Xian to write on a fan, and then he wrote with a brush. Suddenly, the pen fell on the fan and polluted the words. Xiaoxian had a brainwave and a calf came alive on the fan. In addition, people are full of praise for the calligraphy and painting provided, and the small quotation has cultivated pride. It was thoughtful of its parents to see this scene. ...
One day, Xiao Xianzhi asked her mother Xi, "I only need to write for another three years, right?" Mom shook her head. "Five years of head office?" Mother shook her head again. In desperation, he said to his mother, "How long do you think it will take?" "Remember, after writing this 18 jar of water in the yard, your handwriting will be strong and your bones will be full, and you will stand straight and steady." My father stood behind him when I turned around. Wang Xianzhi refused to accept it and said nothing. He gritted his teeth for five years and showed his father a lot of written words, hoping to hear a few words of praise. Who knows, Wang Xizhi shook his head one by one. When the word "big" was raised, my father showed a satisfied expression, filled in a dot casually under the word "big", and then returned all the manuscripts to the dedication.
Xiaoxian was still not satisfied, so he showed all his calligraphy to his mother and said, "I practiced for another five years, completely according to my father's words." Look carefully, what's the difference between my dad and me? " Mother really looked at it carefully for three days, and finally pointed to the point added by Wang Xizhi under the word "big" and sighed and said, "My son has worn out three tanks of water, only a little like Xihe."
After listening to this, he was very discouraged and said weakly, "It's difficult! If this continues, when will there be good results? " Seeing that his arrogance had disappeared, his mother encouraged him to say, "Son, as long as you work hard, there is no river you can't cross or mountain you can't climb. As long as you keep practicing as you have in recent years, you will certainly achieve your goal! "
After listening to the dedication, I was deeply moved and kept practicing. Everything comes to him who waits. He used 18 buckets of water to practice calligraphy, and calligraphy made rapid progress. Later, Wang Xianzhi's writing reached the level of penetrating paper and perfection. His ci is juxtaposed with Wang Xizhi and is called "Two Kings". Yan Zhenqing was a famous calligrapher in Tang Dynasty. In order to learn calligraphy, Yan Zhenqing first learned from Chu Suiliang, and then worshipped Zhang Xu as his teacher. Zhang Xu was a famous calligrapher in Tang Dynasty. He could write all kinds of fonts, especially cursive script. Yan Zhenqing hopes that under the guidance of this famous teacher, he will soon learn the tricks of writing and become famous at one fell swoop. However, Zhang Xu did not reveal any secrets of calligraphy after learning from a teacher. He just introduced some famous copybooks to Yan Zhenqing, and simply pointed out the characteristics of copybooks for Yan Zhenqing to copy. Sometimes, he takes Yan Zhenqing to climb mountains, go swimming, go to the market and go to the theatre. Let Yan Zhenqing practice calligraphy when he gets home, or watch him write calligraphy. A few months passed in an instant, and Yan Zhenqing was so anxious that he couldn't come up with the secret of the teacher's calligraphy that he decided to ask the teacher directly.
One day, Yan Zhenqing stood up and said with a red face, "The students have something to ask. Please ask the teacher to teach them the secret of calligraphy." Zhang Xu replied: "To learn calligraphy, one must' learn engineering', that is, study hard and practice hard; Second, we should "comprehend", that is, accept the inspiration of all natural phenomena. Didn't I tell you many times? " Hearing this, Yan Zhenqing thought the teacher didn't want to teach secrets, and stepped forward. On him, he pleaded: "I know everything the teacher said, such as' engineering' and' understanding'." What I need most now is the secret recipe of the teacher's stunt, so please teach me. "
Zhang Xu still patiently enlightened Yan Zhenqing: "I saw the princess arguing with the porter and examining the brushwork. When I saw Gong Sundaniang dancing sword, I got the charm of writing. Apart from hard training, I have observed nature and nothing else. "
Then, he told Yan Zhenqing the story of Wang Xianzhi, the son of Wang Xizhi, a book sage in Jin Dynasty, practicing calligraphy. Finally, he said seriously, "If there is any secret to learning calligraphy, it is to study hard and practice hard. Remember, people who don't work hard won't achieve anything. "
Yan Zhenqing was greatly inspired by the teacher's teaching, and he really understood the learning methods. From then on, he studied hard, studied hard, learned the charm of calligraphy from life, made rapid progress, and finally became a great calligrapher, ranking first among the four calligraphers.
Huai Su's family was poor when he was a child. When I was young, I became a monk, chanting and meditating, and I became interested in practicing calligraphy. Because I couldn't afford to buy paper, I found a board and disc, painted it with white paint and wrote it. Later, Huai Su thought the lacquer board was smooth and not easy to ink, so he planted more than 10,000 plantains on a wasteland near the temple. When the banana grew up, he picked the leaves and spread them on the table, waving at the post.
Because Huai Su practiced calligraphy day and night, the old banana leaves were peeled off and the lobules were reluctant to pick, so he thought of a way to stand in front of the banana tree with pen and ink and write to the fresh leaves, even if the sun shone on him like a frying pan; The biting north wind cracked his hands and skin, but he kept practicing calligraphy regardless. He kept writing about one place after another. This is the famous calligraphy practice of Huai Su Banana.
He studies hard and studies hard; Instead of paper, he wrote over and over again with paint boards and paint boards. All the dishes were worn out, and his bald pen became a grave, famous for "Weeds". "The pen is as fast as a whirlwind, flying around, changing at will, and the statutes are available." Predecessors commented that Crazy Grass inherited Zhang Xu and made new progress, saying that it was "crazy following subversion" and "crazy getting drunk". It also has a great influence on future generations. Huai Su's cursive script tends to be dull in his later years.
Pet-name ruby composition "I and whose story" about 300 words.
The story of me and this book
Gorky said: "Reading a book is like opening a window of life."
Bacon said: "Reading gives people pleasure, brilliance and talent."
I think: "books are like mysterious gems, which contain infinite value;" Books are a treasure house of knowledge, making ignorant people knowledgeable; Books are like faithful friends. When you are in trouble, they will always give you help and support silently. "Therefore, I love books, even to the point of obsession.
I vaguely remember that when I was very young, my mother would always hold me in her lap and tell me story books one by one when she came back from work every day. I always sit quietly and listen with relish, as if I were in the world described in the book. When my mother says something wonderful, I clap my hands hard. At that moment, my mother will always be happy to see me. ...
When I was a sophomore, I had my first book-Two Wan Li under the Sea. That night, I was absorbed in doing my homework. My mother handed me a book, and when I looked intently, there was a mysterious picture on the cover of the book: a Frankenstein with glasses, sitting on a strange fish-shaped boat, laughing heartily. Several colorful striped groupers swam around the strange ship, as if watching the uninvited guests who broke into their world. I was deeply attracted by it at once, immediately grabbed the book from my mother, and immediately opened it and read it. Whatever his homework is, put it aside. The strange fish in the book, the brave and witty captain Nemo, has become everything to me at this time. I don't know how long it took, but I suddenly heard my mother crying: "Chen Chen, have you finished your homework?" Only then did I remember that my homework had not been finished. Finish your homework in a hurry and secretly put the book to bed. It's late at night and the house is quiet. I gently opened the book again and continued to wander in the wonderful underwater world with Captain Nemo in the book. ...
When I woke up the next day, I found that the book was still firmly in my chest. In the next few weeks, Shu accompanied me to school during the day and slept with me at night. He has become a part of my life.
Since I came into contact with the book Two Wan Li under the Sea, my love for books has been out of control. I can't wait to enter the world of books. This book shows me more than I expected. It is a fantasy world completely different from the real world, richer and more exciting than the real world. The Arabian Nights, Grimm's Fairy Tales, 100,000 Why's and Insects … sucked me to the bottom of the sea of books like a whirlpool, but I couldn't surface for a long time.
Books accompany me to spend a happy time! Books will be my lifelong friends!
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