Boys tell jokes to girls. ....

If I don't give you too much, I won't remember the Lord

I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig.

It's not good to look at you fiercely. It's better to look at you carefully.

What sport? The excitement above, the pain below! Sweat above and blood below? ..... Don't get me wrong! ..... fishing!

If you must compare yourself with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1. You can eat more than it; 2. It is smarter than you.

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

A village woman was carrying a basket of eggs, met several tiger-shaped big men, gang-raped and ran away. The peasant woman got up, patted the dust on her body and said, What a big deal! I thought I was robbing eggs!

A little girl went to the bakery to buy a chocolate doll. The boss asked her what kind of doll do you want? A: Male doll! Boss: Why? A: In that case, you can eat more!

Shopping alone and urinating in the corner. As soon as the old lady saw it, she said that she would be fined five yuan for urinating and urinating anywhere. Who said I peed? Can't I show it?

A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted, honey, take it easy, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. I lost, so it's all your fault.

A couple strolled under the starry sky again, and suddenly a meteor flashed, and her boyfriend immediately made a wish. "Please make my girlfriend more beautiful." As a result, the meteor immediately turned around and flew back, stood in front of him and said, brother, you deliberately embarrassed me.

Teachers teach suckling pigs, suckling chickens and suckling ducks in class. Milk means small. Then let Xiao Ming make sentences with milk characters. Xiaoming: My family is so poor. The whole family is crowded into a milk room less than 10 square meter. The teacher said: no, build another one. Xiaoming: I'm really useless. I can't even jump over the cleavage one meter wide today. The teacher hit Xiao Ming on the head angrily, Xiao Ming said. Teacher, don't hit my nipple.

A cadre visited the countryside and met a farmer. He asked, "Why can't close relatives get married?" . The old farmer said unconsciously; "Relatives are too familiar to start."

Q: Who is the darkest of all anime characters? A: Doraemon. Q: Why? A: Because it is opaque.

Q: Of all the cartoon characters, who is the most helpful? A: There are still many dreams. Q: Why? A: Because it always helps people.

A little boy came home from school and peeped out of the window at a woman lying in bed rubbing her chest, shouting: I want a man, I want a man! The next day, the little boy found a man lying on the woman outside the window, so the little boy went home to lie on the bed and rubbed his chest and shouted, I want a bike! I want a bike!