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The topic of the composition is "Killing the Year Pig"
My father drove to my aunt's house, and I saw a big German shepherd tied to her door, which was very scary. But it was very happy to see us coming and kept wagging its tail. I think it's really weird. I saw many red oranges in my aunt's orchard again. I quickly ran to pick some and began to eat. Wow! How sweet! At this time, the big German shepherd kept barking. I saw two uncles coming, carrying a long and strange bench. My aunt said, "Oh, here comes the pig killer."
Dad laughed and drove a big fat pig out of the pigsty. Together with two uncles who killed pigs, he put the big fat pig on a strange bench. At this time, the big fat pig let out a loud, scary cry. His feet kept moving, and his strength was so great that he almost pushed the uncle who killed the pig to the ground. At this time, the uncle who killed the pig quickly pulled out a sharp knife and killed it under the pig's chin. Blood suddenly gushed out, flowed into a big basin and fell to the ground. The cry of the big fat pig slowly subsided and his body did not move. I think it must be dead. I was so scared that I hid behind my father and watched the adults talking and laughing. I think they are too cruel. Dad brought a bucket of boiling water and poured it on the big fat pig, scraping all its hair off. The uncle who killed the pig took out many knives, big and small, and cut the big fat pig into many pieces of meat.
My aunt took a big piece of meat to cook. Soon, the meat was cooked and we all ate happily. Wow! It smells good! It's delicious, even better than grandma's cooking. I said, "Aunt, I'll eat next year, but I don't watch killing pigs." Everyone laughed.
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