Write jokes in English

1. Idle and bored at work, I had a whim to go to Huang Po Cemetery in Taiyuan with a female colleague of the company. We walked in the cemetery for ten minutes without seeing anyone. While we were walking and chatting, a cemetery worker came from nowhere and asked us what to do. I just prepared an excuse. I didn't expect to see a local female colleague blurt out: "For someone!" Three people stood in the cemetery for half a minute. ...

1. Being bored at work, I went to Taiyuan Huang Po Cemetery with a female colleague on a whim. We walked in the cemetery for more than ten minutes and didn't see anyone. We walked and talked. A cemetery worker came out of nowhere and asked what we were doing here. I just prepared an excuse to say that I was shopping, but I didn't expect my female colleague to blurt out "Looking for someone!" "Three people stood in the cemetery for half a minute speechless. ...

2. When reciting the lunar calendar, I memorized a lot of numbers in the previous paragraph. Just after dialing to the United States, an American cracked it and got a call. I started to say hello, and then I began to recite the text. This text mainly talked about what I did in a day. He listened, didn't know what to say, and then it dawned on him. He said, it's none of my business.

2. I used to read the second day of junior high school and recite a text, which was quite slippery. Just dialed a number in America to show off. When an American received a phone call, I began to say hello, and then I began to recite the text. This text mainly talks about what I did in a day. He didn't know what to say after listening, and now he knows that what he said is none of my business.