Ask some jokes about Valentine's Day.

What we want is romance.

Some people suspect that Yang Zhenning and his wife,

It's not romantic,

Yang Zhenning and his wife wrote an article to refute this point.

Call this statement a curse on them.

New Space also believes that,

This suspicion,

An 80-year-old man has no financial ability,

The idea of buying diamonds, roses, chocolates and sports cars,

Is completely untenable.

What kind of romance do we want?

A young man said:

I spent 1000 yuan,

Bought 99 roses,

Give it to your girlfriend,

She thinks it's romantic.

A middle-aged man said:

I took advantage of this festival,

Went out and sold 99 roses,

Earned 1000 yuan,

Gave it to his wife,

My wife thinks it's romantic.

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Valentine's Day is a good time to send flowers.

Experienced readers in the new space,

Tell inexperienced readers,

Be sure to prepare two flowers.

The first bunch of flowers is for my girlfriend.

My girlfriend is very happy,

Kiss when I hold you,

At this time,

You can put more flowers,

Take it out again.

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Blue roses dyed with blue ink,

Popular with couples,

The price is much higher than that of white roses and red roses.

A reader of New Space called to ask about it.

He said,

No,

Is blue ink more expensive than red ink?

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Besides roses and chocolates,

And lovers' meals,

A hotel in Shanghai launched a lover's meal of 6.5438+0.8 million yuan.

Nobody cares.

It seems that,

Things that are not easy to forge,

On this festival,

It's hard. Welcome.

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Valentine's Day costs a lot of money,

Many men,

On this day,

Decided to pay for a month,

Tighten your belt for a month,

So,

Good female friends,

You should give your boyfriend a gift back,

Give back to society,

A belt.

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There are also many people,

Still dreaming,

Thinking about finding it,

Perfect lover.

The new space reminds you,

Maybe,

You'll be lucky,

In order to find the perfect lover,

But,

You will be sad to find that,

He is also looking for,

Perfect lover.

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About the girl of your dreams,

Readers of New Space feel that,

Preferably Michelle monique Rice and Shu Qi,

Another reader's dream lover,

He said,

If it's Michelle monique Rice and Shu Qi,

Two people,

That's better.

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About the festival of love,

Not just about adults,

Primary and secondary school students,

I'm busy on Valentine's Day, too.

I also bought underwear for my classmates.

A mother can't sit still about it.

She was very angry at her daughter's behavior.

She said,

This is the modern young people!

/kloc-Valentine's Day for 0/6 years old,

I forgot my mother's 32nd birthday.

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Year of the dog, dog day, dog time,

Even puppies celebrate Valentine's Day,

Many people are busy doing something for their dogs.

Find a lover,

According to New Space,

This matter is easy to handle,

Pets don't need a marriage certificate,

Therefore,

Anyone can spend it,

Valentine's day outside marriage.

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Believe in yourself,

On valentine's night,

Something is bound to happen.

But there are exceptions,

Many female white-collar workers,

I have everything,

Without men,

On this festival,

Became the poorest person.

A female white-collar worker therefore said:

Thinking of Valentine's Day every year,

I was very angry.

Another female white-collar worker asked:

Did something happen,

Female white-collar workers replied:

Just because,

Nothing happened.

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Therefore, some people are looking for a Valentine's Day partner.

However, the new space reminds you,

Please don't believe in love at first sight,

Because,

You can't tell at a glance how much money each other can make.

In addition,

On a blind date,

Please don't be nervous,

Never say when introducing yourself,

My surname is Li,

You can call me Xiao Zhang.

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Valentine's day,

Many husbands are away on business,

Went to the moon,

Begging for mars,

Nobody knows.

Anyway,

Not at home,

My wife looked everywhere.

On this night,

A young woman said:

I have been looking for my husband for two hours!

A female white-collar worker said:

I'm looking for my husband,

It's been 20 years.