Cross Talk Our Grandpa’s Lines

A: Let me introduce it to everyone.

B: Very necessary.

A: My name is ×××.

B: My name is ×××.

A: I am a crosstalk actor.

B: I am also a crosstalk actor.

A: Our family lives at No. 174, ××× Road.

B: Our family lives at No. 175, ××× Road.

A: Our family lives on the third floor.

B: Our family lives on the fourth floor.

A: Three generations of our family live together.

B: Our family has four rooms under one roof.

A: My grandfather is an old revolutionary!

B: My grandfather is old enough!

A: My grandfather joined the army in 37 years ago .

B: My grandfather joined the army in 36 years.

A: My grandfather participated in the Battle of Huaihai.

B: My grandfather also fought a big battle there.

A: My grandfather has made military exploits.

B: My grandfather received a medal.

A: My grandfather was the platoon leader at the time.

B: My grandfather was the company commander at that time.

A: My grandfather was in the seventh column of the People's Liberation Army at the time.

B: My grandfather was... with the Kuomintang.

A: Oh...we have been arguing for a long time, is your grandfather a member of the National Army?

B: Oh...we have been arguing for a long time, is your grandfather a member of the *** army!

A: Now I understand.

B: Now I understand better.

A: My grandfather is a good man.

B: My grandfather is a bad guy...Whose grandfather is a bad guy?

A: You said it yourself.

B: My grandfather is now a member of the CPPCC.

A: Oh! Then you must have heard your grandfather talk about his experience in participating in the Huaihai War?

B: Then you must have heard your grandfather talk about his experience in participating in the Huaihai War. Experience?

A: Listen often.

B: Speak often.

A: I’m not talking big words, there are too many to mention about my grandfather and his heroic deeds!

B: Yes, if it weren’t for my grandfather and the others, your grandfather would be the same person. This battle can't be fought!

A: Hey... just——

B: What's going on?

A: Let's get rid of it today Tell everyone the story I heard from grandpa.

B: Reproduce the battle scene from that year.

A: Then I will represent my grandfather’s side.

B: Then I also represent your grandfather.

A: How can you represent my grandfather’s side?

B: I don’t want to represent my grandfather’s side.

A: It doesn’t matter, let’s reproduce the fighting scene that year in order to better and more vividly.

B: This...

A: It was still in the era of war.

B: It was forty-two years ago today.

A: November 1948.

B: That is the thirty-seventh year of the Republic of China.

A: On the land of Xuhai.

B: On the Jianghuai Plain.

A: The Huaihai War started, which shocked China and foreign countries.

B: My grandfather’s side is also called the Battle of Xu Bang.

A: My grandfather said that the battle was famous all over the world.

B: My grandfather said that the length of the battle front is unprecedented.

A: My grandfather said it starts from the Yellow Sea in the east and reaches Shangqiu City in the west.

B: My grandfather said...it reaches Shangqiu City in the west and the Yellow Sea in the east.

A: My grandfather said it starts from Lincheng in the north and reaches the Huaihe River in the south.

B: My grandfather said it reaches the Huaihe River in the south and starts from Lincheng in the north.

A: My grandfather said southeast, northwest.

B: My grandfather said northwest and southeast.

A: Across thousands of miles.

B: A thousand miles away.

A: The battle is fierce.

B: Fierce fighting.

A: I shoot.

B: Shoot me.

A: I will drop the bomb.

B: Bomb me.

A: I fired the machine gun, click, click, click...

B: The machine gun hit me, click, click... Can I bear it?

A : Are you telling the truth anyway?

B: That’s right, shouldn’t the two armies fight against each other?

A: He is still reasonable. My grandfather said that south of the Yangtze River, the first strategic goal is Xuzhou. To capture Xuzhou and liberate the whole country is in sight.

B: My grandfather said that Xuzhou is also a strategic military location of the Kuomintang. Once it falls, the survival of the party and the country will be at stake.

A: So we mobilized 600,000 troops to join the war.

B: So we gathered 800,000 heavy troops for defense.

A: We have hundreds of millions of migrant workers supporting the frontline.

B: We - captured a lot of strong men to make up the numbers.

A: When we set off for the expedition, the people bid us farewell with enthusiasm and made loud noises of gongs and drums.

B: When we mobilized defenses, the common people were closed down, and the chickens were crowing and the dogs were biting!

A: We were using large-scale mobile warfare and encirclement and annihilation warfare.

B: We use railways to form one point and two lines.

A: We are the strategic policy formulated by Chairman Mao.

B: We are a defensive measure arranged by President Chiang.

A: Our General Front Committee is Comrade Deng Xiaoping.

B: Our commander-in-chief is Mr. Du Yuming.

A: We have Liu Bocheng, commander of the Central Plains Field Army.

B: We have Liu Ruming, commander of the Eighth Corps.

A: We have Chen Yi, commander of the Third Field Army.

B: We have Huang Botao, commander of the Seventh Corps.

A: We also have Tan Zhenlin.

B: We also have Qiu Qingquan.

A: We still have Su Yu.

B: We also have Huang Wei.

A: We also have Li Da.

B: We still have Liu Zhi.

A: We still have...my grandfather.

B: We still have my grandfather.

A: My grandfather has grandchildren.

B: My grandfather also has grandchildren.

A: I am my grandfather’s grandson.

B: My grandfather is my grandson...blind!

A: Stop talking nonsense.

B: Didn’t you force this?

A: We have prepared the battle situation.

B: We are ready.

A: Our Central Military Commission held a combat meeting.

B: We stayed up all night at the Suppression Headquarters.

A: Chairman Mao issued a battle order: Our cause is a just cause, and our goal will definitely be achieved... The People's Republic of China has been established!"

B: Isn’t this battle over yet?

A: This is called advanced consciousness. Most of you don’t understand it.

B: Then... our Commander-in-Chief Chiang also issued an order: "In the battle of Xu Bang, only success is allowed, no failure is allowed. If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent, mother Xipi!"

A: Why did you get scolded?

B: Aren't you anxious?

A: On the forward position, we are conducting pre-war mobilization.

B: We are mobilizing troops and working together.

A: We also made up a short jingle.

B: We have a jingle for a long time.

A: "For the sake of getting to the front line, the People's Liberation Army is a hero." Chinese. Completely smash the Jiang Dynasty to pieces. ”

B: “It’s good to be an official. It’s good to be an official. Wear leather shoes and a watch, and run around the streets with a girl in your arms.” ”

A: We love to sing a song.

B: We love to hum a tune.

A: “Forward! Forward! Ours The team marched toward the sun..."

B: "After taking a big mouthful of white flour, I felt like a god..."

A: At this time, the attack began.

B: The battle has begun.

A: We are winning one victory after another.

B: We lost one defeat after another.

A: The battle became more and more intense.

B: The encirclement is getting smaller and smaller.

A: At this time we began a powerful political offensive.

B: We officials are most afraid of this move.

A: "Hey, brothers Jiang Jun, listen!"

B: "Put your ears up with cotton and you can't listen."

A: "Can you hear what our People's Liberation Army is shouting?"

B: "We can't hear it!"

A: If you can't hear it, you still start talking.

B: Isn’t this just pretense!

A: “Brothers of the Jiang Army, you are also suffering. Don’t work for Chiang Kai-shek. Come over quickly. The People’s Liberation Army treats prisoners preferentially.”

B: Don't come to this 'Ligelon'. Our boss has already told us that if we go there, our lives will be over!"

A: "This is a rumor. Many of your brothers have come over. Those who want to be soldiers are welcome, and those who want to go home will be paid for their travel expenses!"

B: "Is it true?"

A: "The People's Liberation Army means what it says!"

B: "Let's think about it before we talk!"

A: "Hey, man. Does your accent sound familiar?"

B: "Your accent sounds familiar too!"

A: "We live in Gaojiazhuang. ”

B: “Our family lives in Majiahe. ”

A: “We are still fellow villagers.” ”

B: “My fellow villager burst into tears when I saw him. ”

A: “Do you know this person?”

B: “Who is it?”

A: “He is the second-in-command in the east of your village.” Dad?"

B: "You're so familiar. Speaking of which, Ergouzi's father is still my eldest cousin. ”

A: “Oh, what a coincidence.” "

B: "What?"

A: "Er Gouzi's father is my cousin. "

B: "Hey... you took advantage of me. "

A: Let's call each other the same name.

B: Don't get married.

A: OK, OK, "××'s grandfather..."

B: Wait! Will I be there at that time?

A: Isn’t it a matter of time?

B: I haven’t heard of it.

A: “Grandpa ×××, are you hungry?”

B: “Grandpa ×××, why aren’t I hungry? I only have one meal every two weeks. ”

A: “What did you eat?”

B: “If you’re not afraid of laughing at me, I’ll just eat a donkey’s tail.” "

A: "Why didn't you eat the donkey meat?"

B: "That was reserved for the superior. ”

A: “Come to our place and eat. The meat buns are all steamed.” "

B: "Do you have any garlic cloves?"

A: You have eaten quite well. "Grandpa of ××, don't hesitate! Grandpa ××× is waiting for ×× Grandpa ×, if grandpa ××× doesn’t listen to grandpa ×××, grandpa ××× will destroy grandpa ×××. If ×××’s grandfather is eliminated, ××× will...

B: Why are all the tongue twisters coming out?

A: Aren’t we worried about you?

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B: Never heard of it.

A: At this time, the general attack has begun!

B: The decisive battle has begun!

A: My grandfather and the others "dang-dang-dang" fired three signal flares.

B: My grandpa and the others "Sweet potato, sweet potato, I am a potato, please come for reinforcements, please come for reinforcements."

A: My grandpa and the others blew the charge horn "Tick-tock-tock... ..."

B: My grandfather and the others "buzzed, buzzed..."

A: What is the sound?

B: On the plane , break through under the cover of tanks.

A: You can’t break out anymore. My grandpa gave your grandpa a burst of howitzers "Boom! Boom...",

B: Then...my grandpa gave your grandpa a burst of howitzer fire. Mortar "sun... bang, sun... bang!"

A: My grandpa gave your grandpa a machine gun "Click, click, click..."

B: Me Grandpa returned the two rifles to your grandpa, "Bah Gou, Bah Gou." "

A: My grandfather gave your grandfather two bayonets, "Kill! Kill!"

B: My grandfather gave your grandfather two daggers in return, "Push! Pounce!"

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A: My grandpa gives your grandpa a grenade.

B: My grandpa gives your grandpa a grenade.

A: My grandpa gives your grandpa a bomb.

B: My grandpa gave your grandpa a gas bomb.

A: My grandpa shouted, "Comrades, go ahead! March towards the four modernizations!"

B: My grandfather shouted, "Brothers, hold on, each of us has a Panda color TV!"

A: Were there color TVs at that time?

B: Your grandfather has achieved four goals After melting, my grandpa didn’t even bother to set up a color TV to watch.

A: At this time, a bullet hit my grandpa’s right arm.

B: There was an explosion. A piece of shrapnel penetrated my grandfather's buttocks.

A: The stretcher team carried my grandfather off the position under gunfire.

B: My grandfather covered his buttocks and followed your grandfather. .

A: The folks took my grandpa to the rear hospital.

B: My grandpa turned over and lay next to your grandpa.

A: Your grandpa. Why did you come with my grandfather?

B: Didn’t your grandfather treat the prisoners preferentially?

A: “Are you here?”

B: “No. ?. ”

A: My grandfather looked at your grandfather with enthusiasm.

B: My grandfather looked at your grandfather with shame. (Looking at each other)

A: "Pa"! My grandpa slapped your grandpa!

B: "Crack"! My grandpa bit your grandpa!

A: Why did your grandpa bite?

B: How did your grandfather hit someone?

A: My grandfather slapped a plaster on your grandfather’s wound.

B: My grandfather bit it. I took a bite of the bun in your grandfather’s hand.

A: “Does the wound still hurt?”

B: “It feels better after eating the bun. ”

A: “Here you go.” "

B: "What?"

A: "The shrapnel taken out of your butt. ”

B: “Here you go.” "

A: "What?"

B: "The warhead taken from your arm. ”

A: “65 bullets, made in Japan. "

B: "82 shells. Produced in the USA. ”

A: “Man, I feel something in my heart. ”

B: “Brother. I also feel ashamed. ”

A: “We have to keep this thing.” ”

B: “Quan should keep it as a souvenir in the future. ”

A: “I hope our descendants will never have this day again.” ”

B: “If this is the case, I would rather burn incense and make wishes every day.” ”

A: “I think in the near future, the country will be unified, the nation will be prosperous, everyone will live a good life, and every family will have a refrigerator and a color TV”

B: “ Yes, there are definitely too many meat buns to eat. Let future generations remember this day forever. ”

A: “Come, I’ll leave you an address.” ”

B: “Okay, I’ll give you a business card.” ”

A: “You must come when the time comes.” ”

B: “We brothers will see each other again and again.” ”

A: “This is called no acquaintance without fighting.” ”

B: “Being friends in adversity can be both bitter and sweet. ”

A: “We have to talk about it when we meet again.” ”

B: “Get two more bottles of good wine to dry up.” ”

A: “I’ll prepare something delicious for you.” ”

B: “Don’t be too troublesome.”

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A: “I’ll steam a pot of pork buns for you.” ”

B: “I have a problem with the bare buns.” "

A: "What else do you want?"

B: "Prepare two more heads of garlic. ”

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