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Of course, there are the most female prisoners in women's prisons, but this is just a joke. I went to prison because I broke the law before and was punished by the law. There are many names for legal provisions. Some offenders knowingly violate the law but deliberately do it, while others commit crimes unintentionally because of lack of legal awareness. Throughout the domestic women's prisons, the following types of crimes are more.

Drugs, crime, drugs are things that harm others and themselves. It can be said that all adults know that this thing can't be touched or touched. Once polluted, it's hard to give up. Even if you are involved in drugs, you may break the law.

For example, someone else's host.

Because China's drug control work has been under a high-pressure policy, China's drug control is still relatively good on a global scale. So most people don't know what the medicine looks like or even how to take it. And most of the impressions about drugs are obtained from film and television works. So, when some addicts take drugs in a woman's residence, maybe the woman didn't see it, or she didn't know what the other person was doing when she saw it, but she was already suspected of committing a crime: allowing others.

For drug crimes, the attitude of the state is zero tolerance, but because of the huge profits brought by drugs, many people are willing to take risks and try their own laws. There are many women among them. They may engage in criminal activities of smuggling, selling and transporting drugs for money or drugs themselves, and then engage in criminal activities of smuggling, selling and transporting drugs with the help of the slightly "special" sex of women.

According to statistics, among female criminals, the proportion related to drugs is one of the relatively high crimes. Everyone has heard of the crime of "fairy jumping" related to extortion and fraud, and they all know the basic routines of such scams. No matter how this crime evolves, there is an indispensable condition, that is, women.

Using a woman's beauty, appearance and body to commit a crime will lead to many accusations. In real cases, crimes such as luring, sheltering, introducing prostitution, organizing prostitution, extortion and robbery are more common. Although opposites attract each other, in fact, in real communication, women are far less alert to the same sex than men, which is also often used by female criminals.

In many cases related to prostitution, some women who slip often fall into the trap of some female criminals from the beginning, relax their vigilance and finally embark on the road of breaking the law. A very simple example, when a woman faces a strange man and a strange woman at the same time, if she makes a choice, then the probability of her choosing to trust a woman will be much greater than that of trusting a man. This is also the reason why women account for a relatively high proportion of such crimes, and they are more likely to succeed.

Speaking of "fairy dance", "fairy dance" easily leads to extortion and robbery. It is common in such cases that women seduce men, and then a group of men come out for extortion or direct robbery for various reasons.

The biggest commonality of this kind of cases is that women use their bodies as the capital of crime.

In addition to two types of appeals, human trafficking is also an area where female prisoners, especially women and children, "set foot in". Similarly, female prisoners in such cases often use their female identity as a cover for committing crimes. The above two types of ordinary women appear as "deputies", but unlike the above two types, women are more likely to be the principal offenders in human trafficking cases.

There were many cases of abducting and selling women, because people were not aware of self-protection at that time, and they were easily tempted by some "sweet words" and then used by criminals. Later, cases of abducting and selling women basically disappeared, while cases of abducting and selling children increased. This is because adults are difficult to control, while children are easier to control and the "cost" is higher.

Female criminals also have natural "advantages" in this respect. It is no exaggeration to say that on the whole, women are kinder, more careful and easier to get close to strangers than men. Therefore, women are more likely than men to contact their children and take them away. I once saw a case in which a woman stole a child from the neonatal ward of a hospital, stuffed it into loose clothes and walked out of the house dressed as a pregnant woman without attracting the attention of outsiders. It's not so convenient if it's a man.

Generally speaking, women usually commit crimes in a non-violent way, and they take advantage of their special conditions as women. Even when they commit violent crimes such as robbery, most of them take the form of seduction, deception and assistance. In the crimes of aggressive violence such as murder and injury, the means of female criminals are also simpler than those of men, and they are often impulsive and sudden.

In joint crime, women use their unique conditions to commit crimes. Most of them are entangled with men, such as spouses, lovers and friends. And most of them are in a position of coercion or supporting role, which shows that they are very dependent on men and are usually accomplices. In addition to the above three types of crimes, other illegal and criminal acts account for a relatively small proportion.