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What happened to the mothers who didn't accompany their babies to do their homework?
It's sunny for a while and cloudy for a while.
When tender, it is straighter than the virgin, and when it erupts, it is like a hag.
You are a baby, I am a mother, and homework makes the relationship between mother and child turn to scum.
1
You do your homework, I study, and each of you is more fulfilling.
With regard to doing homework with your baby, whether it's having a baby at home that makes you feel personally or your temporary worry, in short, this is an "epic" social phenomenon that you can't avoid.
Because, whether you watch it or not, the relevant news is there, flying all over the sky, in an endless stream; If you have a baby, whether you like it or not, the exercise book is on the desk, piled up and spread out.
However, I don't do my homework with my baby. He doesn't even work with me, but I have to do my homework with him? With what? It's not fair!
If you can't write well, I'll hammer you.
You are a baby, I am a mother, and homework makes the relationship between mother and child turn to scum.
In recent days, a news that accompanied the baby to do homework has become an explosion.
A 33-year-old mother flew into a rage while helping her children with their homework. Fortunately, the child was not bleeding, but her mother had a sudden cerebral infarction and was admitted to the hospital.
This is a bit extreme. Of course, in the final analysis, the mother's psychological literacy and physical quality can't keep up with the situation. However, it seems that it is common for parents to have hypertensive heart attacks when lions roar and tear homework and smash things.
If you don't see it, the wrath of thunder will fall from the sky and rush into the sea, never to return;
Have you noticed that the lovely hair in the bright mirror in the high room, although it is silky black in the morning, has turned into snow (gas) at night;
You see, homework is a pile of dolls, and the inner sadness merges into a river;
Take a deep breath in the abdomen, and I will submit to humiliation today;
With so much procrastination and stupidity, anger is overwhelming.
"Why are you so stupid? I won't say it a thousand times. "
"Can you write neatly? Say, is that okay? "
"Quick, quick, do your homework, practice the piano, read books and keep a diary ..."
In short, we have to admit that it has to be officially announced that accompanying the baby to do homework is no longer a contradiction within the family, but has become an emotional social problem. If it is not handled well, it will turn into a group incident. Homework is like water,
The ancients said: water can carry a boat, but it can also overturn it. If you are honest, I will bully you.
I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife. Is there any solution to the homework problem?
2
Accompany homework? Don't!
My baby is in the sixth grade this year. For six years, I have hardly written my homework from beginning to end. Compared with those parents who accompanied me all the way and instantly turned into a spicy teacher, my wife was too careless.
In the first week of grade one, I still accompanied me to write my homework twice. No, this kind of anxiety, rage and other bad emotions are definitely like volcanic eruptions and flash floods. It can't be blocked, it's very thin.
So, I explicitly told Eva:
Homework is your business, and homework is my business. We are all dutiful people and should do our duty well. I don't accompany you to do your homework, and you don't accompany me to work. However, if you don't understand anything, you are welcome to come to me for help. It's best to accumulate problems together, and don't call me every three or two minutes.
In addition, please tidy up your desk, tidy up your schoolbag and sharpen your pencil, because these are your own responsibilities.
I didn't expect Eva to do well. I'm afraid he will leave something behind. I heard that some pupils lost all kinds of things. I lost my book today, my stationery tomorrow and my next coat. ...
As a result, my baby is vast, stationery is only increasing, and stationery boxes are increasingly abundant. Eraser Pencil Sharpener has various styles and varieties. It turned out that he picked up everything that others had dropped. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I gave him a life lesson and quickly returned him to the class teacher.
He sometimes forgets to bring his textbook, exercise book or water cup. Now the school is really conscientious, so I have to call my parents to send them to school. There was an old man in my family at that time. Although there is no need to send him, I can't stand it either. I don't like it.
After sending it three or four times, I told him that if you didn't mention packing your schoolbag the day before, the consequences would be borne by your parents, which was unfair. If you forget to bring something in the future, don't call me, admit your mistake to the teacher, and you can find a way to solve the inconvenience or endure it silently. He was in the second grade at that time, and he really didn't come to me after that.
Occasionally, I get too crazy or forget to do my homework because I am fascinated by extracurricular books. After I reminded him several times, I held back. Actually, I shouldn't remind you once, but sometimes geese can't help it! . It's time for bed. Sorry, it's past the homework time. I am not allowed to write today. Tomorrow I will honestly confess the reason to the teacher. He couldn't help it, wiped his tears and went to bed.
Afterwards, I secretly sent a WeChat to the teacher, explaining the reason of the whole thing and asking the teacher to criticize him severely to impress him. Well, why do I feel so evil when I write here? Eva is a smurf. Am I Gregory?
To be honest, I really don't understand why I have to accompany my baby to do homework. Is it really more important for him to learn to be responsible for his own affairs than to do a problem correctly and understand a knowledge point less?
Why does the baby forget to bring something and have to be sent by the parents? Who can guarantee that someone will be on duty at all times? Beijing has a vast territory and rich resources. Is it punishing adults to travel long distances by bus or subway? Children make mistakes, shouldn't they bear the consequences and experience inconvenience?
I adhere to the principle of "three noes": I don't accompany him to do his homework, I don't help him carry his schoolbag, I don't send homework textbooks left at home to school, and so on.
But we will recite poems together, read English picture books together, watch Jin Yong together, share all kinds of hot news at home and abroad, and talk about other topics of interest together, such as who likes who in the class, the harm of drugs, and the spread of AIDS. The topic is complex, and things cross, and you can catch turtles in five oceans for nine days in a month.
Of course, I will often burn, all kinds of bears, all kinds of naughty children, which is unbearable. Is there any creature in this world that will never erupt? I guess there is, but it's definitely not me, but I try my best to reduce the explosion and repair it quickly.
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