The English version of the joke is very short.

The English version of the joke is very short.

When listening to other people's jokes, I feel funny and cold, but when I watch them, I laugh too hard. Have you ever had such an experience? The following is a short English version of the joke encyclopedia, hoping to make you laugh.

The English version of Encyclopedia of Jokes is very short: I taught my teacher and mother to ask her little boy, dear, what did the teacher teach you today?

"Nothing, Mom," the son replied proudly. "On the contrary, she asked me how much one plus two equals, and I told her that it equals three." .

The mother asked her young son, Dear, what did the teacher teach you today?

The son said proudly, Nothing, Mom. Instead, she asked me what one plus two was, and I told her it was three.

English version of joke encyclopedia short 2: Do you know the real occupation of Santa Claus? Please consider the following:

1. You have never really met Santa Claus, only his "assistant"

Santa kept his job until he decided to retire.

3. Santa Claus doesn't really work; He commanded a group of helpers to do all the work for him, but everyone attributed the work to him.

Santa Claus doesn't work 40 hours a week.

5. Santa Claus often travels.

Santa Claus is obviously a senior teacher with tenure!

What is Santa's real occupation?

Please consider the following points

1. In fact, you have never met Santa Claus, but all you see are his assistants (he really has a lot of assistants, besides all the parents who celebrate Christmas, he still has a job? Santa Claus? )

If Santa Claus doesn't want to retire, he can always be his Santa Claus.

Santa Claus can't do practical things. He always commands a bunch of helpers to help him finish everything, but whether things are done well or not, merits and demerits are considered Santa Claus.

4. Santa Claus doesn't have a nine-to-five weekend system.

5. Santa Claus travels a lot

Santa Claus is obviously a senior employee (please, is there a better job in the world than him? )

A teacher tried to use her psychology course. When she started the class, she said, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid stands up!"

Little Johnny stood up at this moment.

The teacher said, "Johnny, do you think you are stupid?"

"No, madam, but I hate to see you standing there alone!"

A teacher is telling her students psychology. Who thinks he's stupid enough to stand up? She began.

Little Johnny stood up.

? Do you think you are stupid, little Johnny? The teacher asked.

? No, sir, I just don't want to see you standing alone. ?

He has just been to the zoo. When I was waiting in line at the bank, I noticed a woman holding a child at a window. The boy is eating a bread roll and stuffing it to the cashier. The cashier smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, dear," said the boy's mother. Then he turned to the cashier. "Excuse me, young man. Please forgive my son. He has just been to the zoo. "

He has just been to the zoo.

When I was waiting in line at the bank, I found a woman standing at the window with a child in her arms. The boy is eating a bread roll and poking at the cashier. The cashier smiled and shook his head.

? Come on, honey. The boy's mother said. Then she turned to the cashier and said. Sorry, young man. Please forgive my son, he just went to the zoo. ?

A girl's wish On her way home from a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of the performance. The youngest girl in the class said that she hoped the dancers would be taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on tiptoe all the time.

On the way home from the ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked the students what they thought. The youngest girl in the class said that she hoped the dancers would grow taller, so that they wouldn't have to stand on tiptoe all day.

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