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This class is cleaning, the teacher is not here, and some students in the class plan to leave early. How to convince them? Tell everyone first that you can't advance, or you can advance for about five minutes at most, not too early (if other classes leave, you can advance with peace of mind). Tell everyone that it is the school's rule not to leave early. If you violate the rules, the school leaders will find you.

If people don't listen, you should be firm, not discussing, but making rules and orders. If someone doesn't listen and wants to go first, let him, remember who it is, and tell them that they were caught by the leader at their own risk.

These methods are being practiced in our class, and the effect is very good.

There are other questions to ask.

Hope to adopt, thank you!

The teacher told us to clean the class. What if you don't do it? If there is a reason, explain it to the teacher in time. Apologize to the teacher whether there is a reason or not, and promise not to do it next time. Might as well make up the scan.

Why, there is no teacher in the classroom, only the class representative is in charge of the class group? Oh, the teacher is not in this class.

In the last class, the teacher went to attend the class.

. After class, the students closed all the windows and prepared to write their papers. After a while, the whole class was quiet. There was only a rustling sound in the classroom, and even a needle fell to the ground. I thought to myself: it's so quiet that I'm not afraid of affecting my writing papers. So, I also waved an arrow pen and made my test paper. Just then, a voice disturbed my thoughts, and suddenly my brow became crooked. I couldn't help whispering, Oh, damn, who is so noisy? I looked at the noise. Xiao Lun is making trouble! I looked at other students, and they also looked at Xiao Luntie making trouble with a straight face.

I thought to myself, this little LUN is really annoying. But Xiao Lun didn't stop his action because he was noisy with others. I saw Xiao Lun open the window with his hand with a smile, reaching out and pulling it back, repeating tirelessly. When all our classmates looked at him angrily, he made things worse. I think this Xiao Lun is really possessed by ghosts. How did this happen? Shovel was finally fed up. He rushed to Xiao Lun's residence, closed the windows one by one and warned Xiao Lun in a threatening tone: "Xiao Lun, if you do this again, I will write your name on the blackboard." The spatula deliberately emphasized the word "big name". Seeing Xiao shovel like this, I muttered something, but the classroom was silent. I can't help but breathe a sigh of relief: Xiao Lun finally stopped making trouble. Other students also began to write test papers. The students all wrote very carefully, and some racked their brains as if they had encountered any problems. Some start writing, which is easy.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. After a while, Xiao Lun lost his temper and started his "noisy plan"! The window doesn't work. Sharon has a plan. It's really "you have a clever plan, I have a wall ladder". I saw Xiao Lun put down the curtain cloth and began to pull the window again, making a "Hua" sound. At this time, the curtain was manipulated by Xiao Lun like a puppet. The students were furious. Because Xiao shovel is here, they can only stare angrily. Xiao Lun disagreed and went on with his work.

I saw a spatula striking the table and writing the name, which was very chic! Looking at Xiao shovel angrily, Xiao shovel did not show weakness. He still stared at Xiao Lun, looking like "If you are brave enough, you can do it again". That's terrible! The aggressive momentum makes people shrink their necks. Finally, Xiao Lun softened in the battery, sat in his position obediently, playing with his fingers. Finally, the classroom was quiet. I thought to myself: I can finally write.

The teacher is not in this class. Of course, in this class, Xiao Lun is an indispensable troublemaker.

Some students are used in cleaning, some are used in how to write, some are responsible for cleaning windows, and a newspaper can handle the whole classroom; Some mop the floor, the whole floor will look brand-new as soon as the mop enters and retreats, and some stand on the table to clean the lamps, and the chairs are wobbly, which really makes people sweat for him.

On the first day of school, as soon as Miss Li entered the classroom, she said, "Clean up this afternoon. Everyone brings tools. " "Oh!" "Oh!" Cheers broke out in the classroom.

In the afternoon, I came to the classroom with a washbasin and a rag. When we looked at the classroom, the ground was dirty, the table was bent like a dragon, and even the windows were covered with cobwebs.

Zhou Ji Class cleaning 200 to 300 words Today is the day of school cleaning. Everyone brought cleaning tools, such as rags and brooms.

When the teacher gave the order, the students went all out. Look, that male classmate looks like an old carpenter. He squinted one eye and checked the table line by line. Everyone can't help laughing when they see his strange appearance, but he totally ignores his classmates' jokes. Soon, the desks in the classroom were arranged neatly like soldiers waiting for inspection. Look at this female classmate who likes to raise her hand in class. She picked up the blackboard as meticulously and carefully as she studied. She stood on the bench out of reach until the blackboard was wiped clean. When she turned to wipe the sweat from her forehead, she didn't know that her nose had been dyed white by chalk dust. Seeing her classmates laughing at her, she knew it was "white".

After cleaning, everyone saw that the classroom was spotless by themselves, and their red faces showed happy and victorious smiles.

Is this all right?

Our classmates went to our beloved teacher's house to clean up. Dear Teacher Zhang: Hello! We are about to graduate, and on this parting day, I feel the value of friendship. I am very moved to think of my teachers and classmates who have lived together for six years. A thousand words can be summed up in one sentence: thanks to my alma mater and teachers! (omitted later)

The small class integrates the process of cleaning demonstration class, and the baby cleans himself.

1, the children clean themselves. The teacher provides information according to the operation steps.

2. Render the atmosphere in the form of children's songs to help children learn painting.

3. Provide Gou Xianbi to meet the demand of children's painting toys and supplies.

Fourth, teaching extension:

1. Put children's graffiti works on the wall of the doll's house at different intervals according to colors.

2. Play dollhouse games and provide three-dimensional furniture (paper toys) so that children can freely place and decorate the dollhouse.

Help the teacher clean at the teacher's house.

This morning, the teacher said to us, "We will have a big cleaning this afternoon, and everyone should bring a rag." We argued and said, "Good!"

When I got home, I asked my mother, "Mom! Is there any cloth at home? " Mom said, "Yes, on the balcony." I said, "Oh! I know. " I found the cloth, washed it and went to school.

When our classmates arrived at school, the teacher first assigned us jobs, some cleaning windows, some cleaning walls, some sweeping the floor and some mopping the floor. . . . . . The students are doing their best. I'm in charge of cleaning the walls. I'm cleaning. Suddenly I saw a yellow dot. I wiped it, but it won't come off. They seem to say to me, "You can't erase me, haha." After listening to this sentence, I seem to gain a lot of confidence, so I dipped the cloth in a little water, and then wiped those yellow spots, which became more and more weak. They seem to say, "Stop rubbing me, I want to live on the wall for another year." I was so confident that I finally wiped those yellow spots clean. My classmates also try their best to clean their own hygiene.

Through this incident, I understand that we should have confidence in everything, we should not give up a little when we encounter difficulties, we must persevere and victory is just around the corner.

The next morning, the school broadcast said that our class got a hundred points in the school health appraisal, and the students were very excited.

I like cleaning.

A class lasts 40 minutes. If the class starts at 8:30, the class ends at 9: 10.