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Hurry back to Europe (18)
After traveling in Europe for more than ten days, Belgium is really a place with no characteristics, so let's ignore it.
Strolling through Belgium in the misty rain, the tour guide asked, "Tiguan" has no special style in its long and narrow streets, roads, farmland and buildings, and there is no need to go through border formalities. Has anyone gone to the bathroom? No, I don't even bother to stop. Belgium's territory is too small Compared with other places, it's really flat here. If you pass by this country, you will be here.
Stay a little longer and visit Amsterdam, the capital of the Netherlands.
Light rain will stop from time to time. In the tulip garden in Amsterdam, a tall and beautiful woman greeted her at the door. Her high altitude can't help but dwarf the short people in the group. Seeing the camera lens, she smiled sweetly and took photos with people generously, unlike us beautiful women who are always shy.
Beautiful women in Holland are famous for their muscular development. Southerners went to Amsterdam to take photos with beautiful women. ) haha! The young man looks so out of place, and the photo with the beautiful woman has become obscene.
Dutch people don't know what to eat. All the people are tall and big. The average height of men is1.84m, and that of women is1.72m.. Walking in the street is like a "telephone pole"!
Going to the toilet: I am used to sitting in the toilet at home, such as sitting on a bench and sitting in the toilet of Amsterdam hotel, which is like "Zhang Fei cheated the horse", which is really unaccustomed. Why is it installed so high? I am a 1.77-meter big man struggling. How much courage does it take for a petite female tourist to go to the toilet? Any lower, someone will help you up and down. What's the shame? Eyes full of embarrassing tears!
In Holland, there is a joke among China people: You must carry a bag with a brick in it to make up for the embarrassment of not going to the toilet. I had a whim: opening a brick rental business next to the toilet will definitely make money!
Hahaha!
The sun has just risen in the morning, and the lake is like a mirror. Windmill Town is specially built for tourists, with wooden shoes, arch bridges and stone gates ... There is really a fairy tale world in the world! I think any description looks pale and powerless. There are few tourists in this park, and occasionally cyclists pass by. It's a big country for cycling, and you can ride it in the park! ) beautiful! Let you revel in beauty and save unnecessary words.
The clean path was dotted with red, yellow and blue wooden houses, and suddenly people shouted "windmill" excitedly! Run to it together-tempted by Cervantes' Don Quixote story, are you going to play windmill?
No way! There is no horse under your leg and no pike in your hand!
Don't! The spinning windmill in the past day has become an eye-catching stunt. People flocked out and took out modern "weapons" such as cameras, mobile phones and iPad to "fight" it! Clap your hands with it happily, clap your hands! Foreground, middle shot, background, group photo, silhouette, reflection ... Victory!
Ah! Take a breath, the scenery and glory of the country powered by windmills in history are gone forever. ....
In the park, Amsterdam's three iconic treasures-windmills and tulips-make tourists intoxicated and roll their eyes. The ubiquitous wooden shoes, do they fit you when you step on them? Take a picture to show that you have been here. Appreciate and linger. I really don't want to leave unless the tour guide urges me frequently.
"If you don't go back, you won't be able to catch the hotel meal, and you will be hungry today!" !
All right!
Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands, with typical water city features, criss-crossing rivers, beautiful and enchanting. There are more than 160 manually excavated or trimmed canal channels, which are connected by more than 1000 bridges. The canals and roads are staggered and parallel, which is a beautiful scenery in Amsterdam!
There are more than 2000 "boathouses" parked by the river. With the tour guide's explanation, all kinds of "boathouses" along the river are beautiful!
The boat is decorated with colorful flowers, and the design of awning is ever-changing. There are semi-warehouse Man Cang style, cafe bar style, music teahouse stage style, water competition streamline style, three-dimensional transparent glass room style ... which is very noticeable.
Boathouse is fully equipped, cruise ships cross the river, and typical Dutch traditional houses on both sides of the river compete for beauty.
Introduction: The characteristics of the small building here-the windows of the gables are slender. This is because the property tax was levied according to the area of the gables in the past, and the clever Dutch people racked their brains to reduce the front area in order to save taxes. As a result, the facade is narrow, and the decoration is focused on the gable of the roof. Apart from his beautiful appearance, saving money is the truth!
There are policies on the top and countermeasures on the bottom! Probably Dutch devils are relatives of Yuxian people, and they are more calculating than Yuxian people. Hahaha!
Because the door is very narrow, large furniture needs to be moved in and out from the window, so hooks are set up in the room. Looking at the buildings on both sides of the canal, it is true. I can't help sighing and feeling this "western scenery".
These Dutch people in Amsterdam are really "old turtles". I have never seen a glamorous "luxury car". The car driven by the big donkey is small and earthy, just like the "Li Xia" we eliminated! Still wandering around the street beautifully, hurry home, you have no place to spend so much money, see if you have long hair!
Cyclists are everywhere, and the Big 28 we threw away in the 1980s is their first choice! Can't you afford a car? One day I will go back to the garbage dump in my hometown and give you a batch of "Li Xia" to play with!
Bicycle is not only a means of transportation here, but also a way to exercise and have fun. Bicycle lanes are specially set up on the streets that are not too wide in the urban area, covered with dark red asphalt, and a strong bicycle culture can be felt everywhere.
The tour guide told me: "Be careful not to take the bicycle lane when walking on the road" to interfere with people ringing the doorbell to coax you!
It's like going back to working as a child. From time to time, bicycle bells came, urging pedestrians to give way. In today's modern society, this familiar voice seems to have traveled back to the 1970s and 1980s. Have fun! Old-timers, you came back alive, didn't you?
Because of the rain, the traffic on the road is much slower than before. It's getting late. It's time for dinner. The time left for us in Amsterdam is too short.
I flew over a third of the earth and took a bus ride of more than 5,000 kilometers. I experienced the exotic customs of eight countries in more than ten days, which made Europe full of art halls "smoked" once and probably brought back some "bacteria". I wonder if it will help me to become an artist in my next life.
From being familiar with the Greek bus driver to being familiar with him, people who take the bus feel very tired. He must be very tired, too Let me know your efforts.
He became the "popular star" of our group, and the beauty took a group photo with him to leave.
We saw the beautiful pictures he watched on his mobile phone every day, which turned out to be his daughter.
The Greek has a strong sense of family, so he left us, went back to the company to deliver the car and flew back to reunite with his lovely daughter and wife. From Amsterdam to Greece, I will travel across Europe, and I will not hesitate to meet my wife and daughter.
Goodbye bus drivers, goodbye Amsterdam, goodbye Europe.
In the waiting room, as in the past, the film was over and the passengers dispersed in waves.
Homesick, watching other people's planes take off one after another, we wait and wait, why not fly? Can't wait!
..... go to the boarding gate and start boarding. In Europe, only look back.
Miss the warm home and relatives waiting for us day and night!
Europe is so big. We only walked such a small circle. I hope we can come again!
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