Funny sentences posted on Moments during Chinese Valentine's Day

1. You can post your Chinese Valentine's Day gift list, just remember not to post it to the person you are sharing it with. It will not be good for anyone if it gets serious.

2. The Chinese Valentine's Day, I just calculated, if nothing unexpected happens, it has nothing to do with me at all.

3. Why is it Chinese Valentine's Day again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be single, but why is it so difficult!

4. My room is filled with Chinese Valentine’s Day gifts. I am not rich and handsome, I am just a lazy courier.

5. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.

6. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Nonsense, it’s not a person. Could it be a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

7. During Chinese Valentine's Day, we should do something good like stuffing small breakup notes into chocolates in the supermarket.

8. Chinese Valentine's Day is here, and I asked my wife what I want to give you. My wife said, you can give me anything. As long as it's from you, I like it. I thought about it carefully and said to her: "I will take you back to your parents' home!"

9. Every year on Chinese Valentine's Day, you all celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day, but I drink Qixi.

10. No gifts will be accepted on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, only boyfriends will receive gifts.