Meng Bao Duan zi 100 thousand cold jokes

Meng Bao Duan zi 100 thousand cold jokes

Meng Bao jokes 100,000 jokes: When Tomb-Sweeping Day arrived, all the students in Grade One and Grade Two of the school wrote greeting cards to their teachers. Happy teacher Tomb-Sweeping Day. ? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Meng Bao told a hundred thousand jokes (1) 1, and took his son to the hospital for an injection. When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor quipped, little friend, are you afraid of pain?

The son looked at him and ignored him. The medicine is ready, the doctor said, little friend, I'm going to have an injection.

My son hasn't spoken yet. After the fight, the doctor praised him: the child is so strong that he doesn't cry.

The son raised his trousers and replied coldly: an injection, a lot of nonsense. Finally, only the doctor and I looked embarrassed. ...

2. I saw a 3-year-old girl pointing to her father and saying, Dad, did you make my mother angry? She didn't even make breakfast for me today. If you really make my mother angry, apologize quickly and save me trouble ~

3. niece: Cousin, how many cars are there in your family?

Son:? Porsche, Lamborghini, Ferrari? Several cars! ?

My niece is even more surprised: Really?

Son:? Really, it all started from. After driving for half an hour, I changed the 10 battery, and my mother wouldn't let me play! ?

A group of children are playing. A little girl said to a chubby child. Look at your fat appearance. How much worse than pigs?

The little fat man looked at the distance between them and said, not far, 50 cm at most. ?

Mengbao jokes 100,000 cold jokes (2) 1, my five-year-old niece dragged me to the pool and said? Uncle, look, this little fish is so cute. ? I nodded.

? But grandma said you like steamed fish, and you should cook it at night! ?

Seeing that my niece was about to cry, I had to comfort myself quickly? Well, uncle doesn't eat steamed fish. ?

? Really? My niece suddenly looked up and ran to the kitchen and shouted? Grandma, grandma! Uncle doesn't eat steamed fish, I want to braise in soy sauce! ?

2. Me: Come on, call uncle, and uncle will give you candy.

Friend's son: No.

Me: But you won't call me uncle, will you?

Friend's son: Will you?

Me: Yes.

Friend's son: Then scream!

3. When I came home for the Spring Festival, my seven-year-old niece came to see me and chat with me. The dialogue is as follows: Xiao Yan, why don't you get married? Aunt, no one is married! Then marry my brother-in-law What about your brother-in-law's date? She married my uncle.

What about your uncle's date? She can marry whoever she likes.

On New Year's Eve, I took out my digital camera and prepared to shoot beautiful fireworks. My son said to me seriously. Dad, fireworks are fleeting beauty. Why do you have to freeze with a camera?

I thought about it. I raised my broom and chased the son of a bitch. Must have broken the work camera!

5. There is a shota at home. One day, he said to me with a sad face: Uncle, am I ugly?

? Don't! Who said that? I'll hit him. ?

He told me with tears in his eyes. But they all say I look like you. ?

Meng Bao Duan Zi 100,000 Cold Jokes (3) 1. My son accompanied me to see grandpa, and grandpa gave him a red envelope happily.

He thanked grandpa and solemnly handed me the red envelope and said, Please save my salary. ?

I asked with a smile: you are only five years old and don't go to work yet. How can I get paid?

The son said unconvinced:? Why didn't I go to work? Aren't I in preschool?

2. mom:? How can such a greedy child eat everything like a pig? ?

The son still eats this and that as if nothing had happened, and the mother is angry: Hey, do you know what piggy means?

The son replied:? Yes, it's a sow's child! ?

The mother went out with her two-year-old son in her arms. The son is very fat. Mother hugged him for a while and felt very tired. She said to her son. Mom's arm is sore, and the baby is good. Can you walk by yourself?

After listening, the son licked his mother's arm and said with a smile. Mom lied, not sour at all. ?

4. One day, dad took his son shopping. He was quiet at first, and soon he was greedy and clamoring for food.

Dad wouldn't let me, and the son said, Dad, I'm too thirsty to walk. ?

Dad:? Then let's buy water to drink. ?

Son:? No, no, I want to eat cookies. I want to eat cookies. ?

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