A funny joke at Christmas.

When Christmas came, the judge happily asked the people on trial, "What did you do?"

"I went shopping early this Christmas," shouted the prisoner.

"This is not a bad thing," said the judge. "How early?"

"Before the store opens," the prisoner replied.

the Santa Claus

One day, mother asked Xiao: Do you believe in Santa Claus?

Less than: hmm ... (thinks for a moment) I don't believe it. ...

Mom thought she was really grown up before she arrived. Then she asked, why don't you believe in Santa Claus?

Less than thought and said: because it has never snowed here.

Men grow up at Christmas.

Three stages of male growth:

1. Believe in Santa Claus.

2. Don't trust Santa Claus.

I am Santa Claus.

Who will pick up the money?

On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, an incorruptible politician and a kind lawyer are waiting for the elevator in an upscale hotel. Before the door opened, three people saw a $65,438+000 bill on the ground at the same time. Guess who will pick it up?

Answer: Santa Claus, of course! Why? Because everyone knows that the other two don't exist.

Christmas tree

Charlie clamors for his father's Christmas tree every year. His father always said it was too expensive to buy.

Christmas came again this year. Charlie's father was really troubled by him, so he took an axe and went out. A quarter of an hour later, my father came back with a big Christmas tree. Charlie shouted happily, "Dad, you are really something. It took only a quarter of an hour to cut down such a big tree! " "

Dad patted him on the back of the head and said, "silly boy, you can't cut down trees so fast." I brought it back from the market. "

Charlie asked, "Are you too expensive to buy?"

Dad said, "Didn't you see I brought an axe?"

Christmas Eve

Of course, we should find something to do for Christmas Eve in the new century. According to the accumulated experience in the past, I played a telephone game. Of course, the premise is that we are playing with others.

Finding the game object, we dialed the telephone: "Hello, is this Mr./Ms. XX?"

"I am."

"This is 168 voice service. Your friend ordered a song "Dang" for you. Merry Christmas! Please press one button to listen. "

"oh? Ha ha, good, good! "

Du-Lao Liu and Lao Ba on the side, picked up two enamel rice bowls: "Dang!"

"Thank you for listening!"

A coveted occupation-Santa Claus

1, he is very mysterious. You often hear his name and see his "body body double's assistant", but you can't see him working in person.

It is impossible to fire Santa Claus and let him be laid off.

He appears naturally at work every year, but there is not even a ghost at other times.

His working style is twelve hours a year, and God knows he didn't go to work at night.

Even at work, he is just a boss, directing a lot of followers to run errands, but people are grateful and full of praise for him, and followers can't move him at all.

The important content of his work is to travel around the world (our dream).

7. This industry is completely monopolized. You can't use "Santa boy" or "Santa girl".

Participate in fair competition in the name of "Santa Dad", "Santa Mom" or "Santa Grandma", and you can only be a follower or an assistant of body double at most.