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"Madam, your vest has fallen off again" Qin Ran Cheng Juan
Chapter 1 First Arrival in Cloud City
At the end of August, the sun was high in the sky and the town was rolling in a heat wave.
A girl was lazily leaning against the slightly shabby door on the second floor of the town center health center. She was wearing a simple black and white plaid shirt. When she lowered her head, her collar was crooked.
The two sleeves were rolled up unruly.
Below is a pair of low-waisted jeans, which are a bit old. Because of her movements, a thin and delicate waist is exposed.
The appearance is so eye-catching.
When the nurse saw a man passing by the girl for the third time, she handed the girl a lollipop and mouthed into the ward, "Ranran, are your parents here?"
Qin Ran slowly tore open the icing, her long eyelashes slightly drooped, and when she bit it into her mouth, she half-squinted her eyes and said in a low mood, "Really."
The nurse tutted. He said, "I can't tell."
After saying that, he took the medical records and left in a hurry.
In the ward were Qinran’s biological parents, Ning Qing and Qin Hanqiu.
The two divorced more than ten years ago. Qin Ran has been following her grandmother. Her grandmother fell ill half a month ago and needs to be transferred to another hospital. Ning Qing and Qin Hanqiu just came back.
Qin Ran leaned against the wall, one leg slightly bent, and listened expressionlessly to the sound of the two arguing in the ward.
Through the door, Ning Qing's voice was cold and cold, "Qin Hanqiu, the car is downstairs. I will take my mother to the city hospital. Ranran will follow you."
< p> "Why should Ran Ran follow me?" Qin Hanqiu sneered, not polite at all, "Aren't you married to a rich man? You are so rich that you can't even raise a daughter?"" I have already brought Yu'er into the Lin family. Do you want me to bring another oil bottle?" Ning Qing glanced at him impatiently, "My mother has helped you raise your daughter for more than ten years. She is sick now. If you don't take her away, why don't you let me take her back to the Lin family?" Speaking of this, Qin Hanqiu's resentment became more obvious, "At that time, I obviously wanted to raise Yu'er, but you insisted on taking it from me? , Now you want me to take care of Ranran, okay, then give me Yu'er as well."
They have two daughters, Qinran and Qin Yu, who are only one year apart in all aspects. But it's a world of difference.
When the two divorced, they fought for Qin Yu’s custody rights and had a huge quarrel. Later, it was Qin Yu who wanted to follow his mother, and the lawsuit was finally settled.
At that time, no one wanted Qin Ran, so the two of them shied away from each other and in the end no one cared.
Grandma Chen Shulan looked pitiful and raised Qin Ran by herself for twelve years.
In the ward, Ning Qing looked at Qin Hanqiu's mocking face and held a breath in her heart.
Qin Hanqiu was abducted to their town when he was a child. He was a poor boy. Ning Qing originally fell in love with him because of Qin Hanqiu’s good looks. After a few years of marriage, they couldn’t stand each other. Temper, simply divorce.
After the divorce, Ning Qing took Qin Yu to marry a rich man in Yuncheng, and they were like a fish in water.
Qin Hanqiu also got married quickly, and had a son with his current wife, and their life was prosperous.
Both of them forgot that they had an eldest daughter.
Right now, they treat Qin Ran like an object, kicking the ball around with each other, as if they don't know that their eldest daughter is listening to their conversation outside the door.
Qin Hanqiu was barefoot and not afraid of those wearing shoes. Ning Qing was afraid that if he really went to the Lin family to cause trouble, it would only make her more embarrassed. She could only swallow a bitter taste and reluctantly brought Qin Ran back to Yun. city.
“Ran Ran, don’t blame Dad.” Qin Hanqiu threw away the package and felt relaxed. When he saw Qin Ran outside the ward, he paused and said, “The Lin family is rich. You and your mother go there. They I will definitely find a good school for you to study in the third year of high school.”
Qin Hanqiu now has a son to raise, and the burden is not small. He hasn’t bought a house in the city yet, so he has to make plans for the future before coming here. His current wife said hello.
He could only feel sorry for Qin Ran.
Since coming here, he has never thought about taking Qin Ran back.
Qin Ran leaned back. There was no air conditioning in the corridor of the health center, and the sultry air was almost stagnant. She lowered her head and wrapped her fingers around the second white jade-like button of her collar.
The fingers are slender and without any impurities, like condensed jade fat, wrapped in coldness.
There is a hint of “don’t mess with me” impatient expression in her extremely beautiful eyebrows.
Ignoring Qin Hanqiu, he unbuttoned the button impatiently, then suddenly squinted his eyes and looked towards the window facing him in the corridor, with a cold light in his eyes.
A few meters away from the window is an office.
The office opposite.
The young man sitting on the chair is wearing an ascetic white coat. He has a handsome appearance and a handsome figure.
The latest director of the health center is Jiang Dongye.
Jiang Dongye glanced at the high-end sofa opposite the hospital that didn't match the one in the health center.
There was a person lying on the sofa, holding a cigarette between his fingertips. He was slender and clear, and the light smoke rose thinly. His arms were draped casually, and his eyes seemed to be fixed for half a minute.
Jiang Dongye followed the other person's gaze and looked out, "What are you looking at?"
The man was wearing a black silk shirt, sitting on the sofa, sleepy-eyed, leaning against On the sofa, he bit his cigarette holder and smiled, "My waist is quite thin."
He tilted his head, his nose bridge was very high, his skin was extremely white, his eyes were half-squinted, and his very long eyelashes covered the bottom of his eyes, hazy. Hazy and too cold.
It seemed that he had just woken up, and his voice sounded a little sleepy, with a low tone and an inadvertent laziness, and he was half-clear.
He reached out to dust off the soot. The black collar was half open, and the skin on his neck was reflected in the rich black and was as fine as porcelain.
"Huh?" Jiang Dongye flipped through the pages of the medical record and didn't hear clearly.
When I looked up and saw this charming color, it was not difficult to understand why the men and women in the capital were crazy about this third master.
"It's none of your business." Cheng Juan stretched out his long legs, leaned on the sofa, and said lazily, "You will return to the capital after the mission here is completed in two days."
"What about you?" Jiang Dongye came back to his senses.
The stubby fingers put out the cigarette in the ashtray.
Cheng Juan stood up, his legs straight and slender, his slightly narrowed eyes filled with laziness, he reached out and patted the non-existent cigarette ash on his clothes, his expression was relaxed and careless: "I have other tasks. .”
The Ning family’s car is downstairs at the health center in the town.
It was a black BMW with a Yuncheng license plate number.
After Ning Qing negotiated with the doctor, she took Qin Ran and Chen Shulan back to Yuncheng.
"The Lin family has a lot of rules. Don't bring your bad habits to the Lin family, you hear me?" Ning Qing tilted her head and rubbed her eyebrows.
Qin Ran only brought a black backpack and put it on her lap. She squinted her eyes and nodded casually.
A pair of thin and straight legs.
There was a gangster spirit all over her body, and I don’t know if she heard it.
"Are you so sleepy? Did you commit thief last night?" Ning Qing, who has been a noble lady in the Lin family for twelve years, is now elegant in her every move.
What she hates most is that Qin Ran has the same gangster spirit as Qin Hanqiu.
Qin Ran took out a pair of black headphones from her pocket and put them on herself. She didn't care much and said, "I went to the Internet cafe to play games all night."
As she looked up The half-hanging headphones slipped into his collar and rested on his neck.
"You...you are not allowed to go to Internet cafes in the future!" Ning Qing looked at her dishonest look and gritted her teeth, "Don't be disobedient. If you give me one-tenth of Yu'er's money, I will There is no need to tell you so much. The Lin family is not your grandma’s family. Your words and actions affect your sister. If you don’t want to do it well, don’t bother Yuer.”
, asking Lin Qi to get Qin Ran into the senior year of high school, Ning Qing became increasingly irritable.
Given Qinran’s current situation, I am afraid that even if I search all over Yuncheng, I will not be able to find a school willing to accept her.
She used her good looks to marry Lin Qi, a real estate businessman who lost his wife. He had a son and made it clear that he did not want Ning Qing to reappear.
Qin Yu was extremely smart when he was a child, good-looking and lovable.
She has excellent grades and outstanding talents. She has never let the Lin family worry about her studies.
No matter where it is placed, it will always be called "other people's children" by other people.
The Lin family was extremely satisfied with Qin Yu.
Ning Qing was naturally happy to bring Qin Yu to marry into the Lin family.
But think about taking Qin Ran to the Lin family next.
Ning Qing didn’t even have the appetite to eat lunch.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, the black BMW parked in front of the Lin family villa in Yuncheng.
"Madam." The person who opened the door was a middle-aged woman wearing a blue top. She looked surprised when she saw Chen Shulan and Qin Ran behind Ning Qing.
Ning Qing felt a little tight in her chest, and she was upset, "Sister-in-law Zhang, take my mother and Ran Ran in. Yu'er is about to finish class, I'll pick her up."
Qin Yu has always been the Lin family's driver.
Ning Qing went to pick her up in person today. To put it bluntly, she was still worried. She didn’t want to face Qin Ran at home and wanted to go out and take a breather.
Mrs. Zhang watched Ning Qing leave, then turned her head to look at the two of them, with suspicion in her eyes.
"Old lady, Miss Qin," she glanced at the two of them up and down with extremely obscure eyes, and then said, "Come in."
As she said this, she turned to the side first. He turned his head and led the way, curling his lips at an angle that the two of them couldn't see.
Chen Shulan walked along and saw exquisitely decorated European-style buildings.
His fingers unconsciously grasped the corners of his clothes, feeling a little helpless.
Stopping by the door of the hall, Mrs. Zhang was about to take out her slippers.
But I saw Chen Shulan walking into the door wearing shoes.
After Chen Shulan stepped in, she felt Sister-in-law Zhang’s surprised eyes looking at her. The pores on her back were bursting with embarrassment.
Although she is from the country, she has always been clean, and there is no dust on her feet or clothes.
Mrs. Zhang’s gaze was like a glare on her back, but her granddaughter was beside her. Chen Shulan tried her best to ignore Mrs. Zhang’s gaze and straightened her back.
She took a step back and wanted to change her shoes, but saw Mrs. Zhang stuffing the slippers back in.
The Lin family has many guest rooms. Sister-in-law Zhang was not sure about Ning Qing's current attitude, so she took the two of them to a guest room on the third floor.
I saw a semi-open house at the corner of the second floor, with a corner of the expensive violin displayed inside.
Qin Ran took another look.
Sister-in-law Zhang glanced at Qin Ran and said expressionlessly: "That's the second lady's piano room."
Qin Ran raised her eyebrows and lazily wrote all over her body. With the word "impatient" written in her mouth, she followed Mrs. Zhang, thinking casually. It seemed that Qin Yu was quite popular in the Lin family.
The guest room upstairs is quite boring.
“This is the bathroom, do you know how to use the water heater?” Mrs. Zhang opened the bathroom door and introduced, as if the two people opposite her were cavemen.
Qin Ran was sitting on the low table, one leg slightly bent, and one hand casually toying with the flowers on the low table, with her sleeves rolled up.
Revealing the thin white wrists.
"You two should rest first. Just call me if you need anything and I'll go downstairs first." After Mrs. Zhang said a few words of caution, she went downstairs to help in the kitchen.
After she left, Qin Ran locked the door.
Chen Shulan looked at the spotless and beautiful room and said with a smile: "This Mrs. Zhang seems to be quite... easy to get along with. I will feel relieved if you live here in the future."
< p> Qin Ran poured the contents of his backpack onto the table.Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows and decided not to remind grandma. Just now, Sister-in-law Zhang almost had the contempt written on her face that "these two poor relatives are here to take advantage of the Lin family."
Chen Shulan watched Qin Ran playing with her things without disturbing her. This granddaughter had a lot of weird things.
The last time we came together, Chen Shulan was really frightened when she saw the cold-reflecting gun on the table, but later Qin Ran said that it was just a simulated toy gun.
Qin Ran was sitting on the table with her legs bent, fiddling with the things in her backpack. There was a laptop with no logo on it. It looked quite new and had no brand. She put it on the table casually and ignored it. .
He took out another very heavy mobile phone.
She continued to throw it on the table.
Her things were always messy, and she picked out a white plastic bottle among the pile of items.
When I picked it up, it made a sloshing sound. There was water inside.
On the outside, a capital Q was drawn messily with a black pen, and a sticky note was attached.
Qin Ran tore off the note and found a bunch of random characters written on it. To others, it looked like just a bunch of garbled characters. She looked at it for a long time and threw it aside.
He only held a white plastic bottle in his hand. He glanced at Chen Shulan and hesitated before stuffing it back into his pocket.
After a while, Mrs. Zhang came up and knocked on the door——
"Sir and the young master are back. They are downstairs and want to see you two."
< p> Downstairs, Lin Qi and Lin Jinxuan were talking in a low voice.After all, she was bringing another daughter back. Ning Qing did not have the courage to make the decision without permission, so she called Lin Qi when she was in the health center.
"I heard that I took a year off from school and received a major demerit in my original school. He is a thorn in the side. It would be a bit hard to send him to No. 1 Middle School." Lin Qi thought about Ning Qing's request and twisted his head worriedly. brow.
He originally thought that Qin Yu was so well-behaved and her sister was not much worse, so he didn't ask any more questions at the time.
It’s troublesome now. The Lin family has never had anyone with such a bad record.
Lin Jinxuan’s eyebrows were indifferent, one hand resting on the sofa, tilting his head and pressing the phone as if chatting with someone.
When Lin Qi was talking, he didn't even raise his head, showing little interest in what Lin Qi was talking about Qin Ran.
Just when he heard the movement at the top of the stairs, he inadvertently raised his eyes and glanced up.
Stunned.
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Chapter 2 This is the Lord
The Lin family is a noble family in Yuncheng. Counting three generations back, it is well-known in Yuncheng.
Lin Qi is less than fifty this year. He is not as wealthy as the average person of this age. He can vaguely see the demeanor of his youth. He is gentle and elegant. The eyes under the gold-rimmed glasses are always revealed inadvertently. The edge that comes from the business world.
Even Qin Ran thinks Ning Qing is lucky to marry Lin Qi.
Lin Qi held a cigarette in his hand, thought about it, and then put it down: "Xiao Qing told me about Ran Ran. Don't worry, I have already sent someone to make arrangements for this matter."
Chen Shulan is a rural person with little education. It is the first time she comes to such a family full of nobility, she is at a loss and a little panicked.
Even though Lin Qi treated her very well, she was still a little uncomfortable.
Lin Qi felt it, and just smiled and drank tea with Chen Shulan, occasionally saying a few words to prevent Chen Shulan from being embarrassed, and waiting for Ning Qing to come back together.
Qin Ran leaned against the sofa and lazily pressed her phone, probably playing a game.
Her fingers are slender and beautiful, and they are too white in the light through the floor-to-ceiling windows.
Her eyebrows were lowered, and from Lin Jinxuan’s angle, she could just see her long, curly eyelashes trembling slightly.
As if sensing his prying eyes, the other party slowly raised his head.
The clean and clear eyes did not have the fear and uneasiness in them like Chen Shulan's.
The calm is like a cold pool, dark and deep.
Nine points of coldness.
The remaining part is the unruly and gangster spirit that cannot be concealed in the bones.
There is no beauty in the ages.
Lin Jinxuan’s hand holding the teacup paused for a moment, not feeling embarrassed about being caught, and smiled distantly.
Qin Ran looked back casually, changed her position slowly, and continued to press the phone.
There is an aura of "Don't mess with me" lingering around me.
Lin Jinxuan, who had never been ignored by anyone before, was stunned again.
After a while, he came to his senses, turned off the lighted phone screen, leaned back, and clicked.
There is a bit of cynicism on the gentle face.
Sure enough, he was just as described by Lin Qi, a prickly person.
Too proud.
Chen Shulan knew that Qin Ran loved to play, and she liked to play games whenever she had nothing to do. It was not that she had never thought about taking care of Qin Ran, but the other party just looked at her with a pair of extremely beautiful almond eyes, and his eyes were filled with tears. fog.
Who can withstand this?
Chen Shulan lost all her temper.
What else can be done?
Just get used to it.
Let alone playing games, Chen Shulan could turn a blind eye even if she skipped classes.
This is the first time in her life that she has doted on her children and grandchildren so much.
But now Qin Ran has been out of school for a year due to a fight, and Chen Shulan has been diagnosed with illness again. This time she is ruthless and does not care about Qin Ran's coquettishness. No matter what method the other party uses, she is determined to let him come to Yuncheng to study.
Lin Qi, the head of the Lin family, was right in front of her. Chen Shulan wanted Qin Ran to make a good impression in front of Lin Qi. She reminded Qin Ran more than once not to play games and to behave well in front of Lin Qi. .
Just...I can't bear to hurt her.
Chen Shulan was worried, this is the uncle, who can cure her after she is gone?
Everyone in the room had their own thoughts and didn't say much until Ning Qing came back with Qin Yu, and the atmosphere suddenly relaxed.
When Lin Qi saw the cute and good-looking Qin Yu following Ning Qing, the smile on his face warmed a little.
Sister-in-law Zhang, who had always been very cold towards Qin Ran and Chen Shulan, stepped forward to greet her, took the schoolbag from Qin Yu's hand, and said in a respectful tone, "Madam, Miss."
Sitting on the sofa Everyone on board, including Lin Qi, stood up.
Under Chen Shulan's glare, Qin Ran stood up lazily, leaning against the sofa and looking at Qin Yu and Ning Qing coldly.
Cold and proud.
I only glanced at it and then looked down at my phone. I wasn’t playing a game. I seemed to be chatting with someone.
Qin Ran’s resume is extremely poor when compared to ordinary people, let alone when compared to the outstanding Lin Jinxuan.
Thinking of this, Ning Qing felt a little irritable.
How could Ning Qing have the nerve to mention Qin Ran in front of Lin Jinxuan, the heir to the Lin family?
That’s not a joke.
So she kept talking to Chen Shulan and Lin Qi without mentioning Qin Ran at all.
"Yu'er was rehearsing for the school anniversary event of No. 1 Middle School, so she came back late." Just talking about Qin Yu, Ning Qing's eyes lit up with excitement.
"Violin performance?" Chen Shulan also felt strange and looked at Qin Yu several times in surprise. < /p>
This sentence made Ning Qing proud and proud. This was the daughter she had spent countless efforts to cultivate.
Chen Shulan was quite pleased at first, but when she heard Sister-in-law Zhang’s pointed tone, she felt a little uncomfortable.
The smile on his face faded a bit.
After Qin Yu came back, he walked directly to Lin Jinxuan, took Lin Jinxuan’s arm, raised his head and smiled, "Brother, why are you back?"
"There is a project." Lin Jinxuan half-squinted his eyes and spoke in a rare light tone.
After all, she is the only girl of her generation in the Lin family. Qin Yu is very popular in the Lin family, and Lin Jinxuan is also a little indulgent towards her.
As he spoke, he glanced at Qinran. The other person had one hand in his pocket and the other hand was playing with his mobile phone casually on the sofa. He lowered his eyes and looked Not in a very high mood.
Qin Yu noticed Lin Jinxuan's strange behavior and subconsciously tilted her head.
On the way back, Ning Qing had vaccinated her, so Qin Yu naturally knew about Qin Ran's existence.
She paused slightly at Qin Ran's face, and then withdrew her gaze very calmly.
The nanny quickly laid out dinner.
While eating, Lin Qi glanced at Qinran, thought for a moment, and said, "Just one, and I can still take care of each other with Yu'er."
His tone was not urgent. Not slow.
After Lin Qi said this, the atmosphere at the dinner table changed.
Qin Yu was eating when he heard Lin Qi’s words and paused with his chopsticks.
She glanced at Qin Ran and said with a half-smile, "No. 1 middle school? Are you in the same grade as me?"
Qin Ran is one year older than Qin Yu.
Even Sister-in-law Zhang, who was standing aside and waiting, couldn't help but glance at Qin Ran, mockingly.
Then he lowered his face.
Tsk, she thought Qin Ran came to Yuncheng to attend college.
Ning Qing’s face was a little stiff. She had never felt so embarrassed in all the years she had been coming to the Lin family.
Beside her, Lin Qi’s expression was as usual, and his tone was quite gentle, “Your sister has to re-study the senior year of high school because of some things.”
Re-study the senior year of high school, no matter what, The results will definitely not be any better.
“So that’s it.”
Qin Yu smiled and said, “Oh——”.
Then he nodded and kept silent.
No one in the Lin family knows that Qin Yu has been among the top five in his grade for a long time.
Ning Qing finally realized that she actually meant to send Qin Ran to a private school, but she did not expect that Lin Qi wanted Qin Ran to go to No. 1 Middle School.
As we all know, No. 1 Middle School is the best school in Yuncheng.
Putting someone like Qin Ran, who had a bad history and terrible grades, into No. 1 Middle School, not to mention that Lin Qi went to great lengths to owe the principal of No. 1 Middle School a favor.
The No. 1 Middle School is basically a top student. Qin Ran is also an outlier in the No. 1 Middle School.
“But No. 1 Middle School is not easy to get into.” Ning Qing knew this, she felt depressed and instantly lost her appetite.
After a while, I remembered something, "Ranran, I remember you took violin classes when you were a child? What level are you in now?"
No. 1 Middle School has an art class.
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