SMS jokes are extremely classic.

Send you seven flowers: fortune is like popcorn, love is like a rose, career is like morning glory, life is like a flaming flower, if you have love, you won't spend it indiscriminately. Remember to share it with me if you have unexpected gains!

Some people say: the loose left shoelace means I miss you, and the loose right shoelace means you miss me! I tied my left shoelace tightly and loosened my right shoelace, but the left shoelace was still loose. I can't help thinking about you!

After getting along for so long, I finally know that you are a very straightforward person! Laugh when you are happy, man show when you are frustrated, and sneak away in tears when you are sad. Only I have the unique skill to deal with you, a lollipop, which will make you smile through tears immediately!

The latest classic SMS jokes

Ingredients: I love you; Ingredients: missing; Addition: suffering and loneliness; Date of production: from the date of the meeting; Shelf life: unlimited; Product standard number: 520 13 14.

Greeting is a ship full of friendship and trust. When it is calm, it stays quietly in its harbor. Only when the wind and rain hit, will you sail and break the waves, and you will * * * take your own waves. May you be happy!

Who is the poorest person in the world? Answer the artillery company cookhouse squad soldier! Ask why? Answer: Take the blame with a green hat on your back and watch others have sex.

Stealing and kidnapping are called bad guys, and empty heads are called idiots; Fired and told to fuck off! Alas, it's over, people who read text messages are called idiots; Call you an idiot. Look! Stupid fool.

A man told me that you can't eat anything. I gave him a good beating and slandered you like this. I don't know the rest. Don't you and I know? Besides eating, you can at least sleep, run and grind your teeth!

I can miss you, but I can't help thinking about it; You can forget, but you can't forget; You can't remember, but you can't help but contact; No contact, but don't forget! Wish you all the best!

Cold is a prank of the weather; Love is a warm condiment. No matter how cold it is, fall in love and talk about a world full of love; No matter how poor you are, you should send a short message to convey your greetings to your heart: Dear, it's always good to put on more clothes in cold weather.

Attention, friends whose mobile phone number is odd, please go straight to the left. Please pay attention to friends with even mobile phone numbers, go to the right and don't look back. As long as you hear the sound. See stars. Congratulations. Congratulations. I wish you a happy life.

Why on earth is this? Please give me an explanation. Don't say it's none of your business. I know this situation is caused by you. Don't you know I need warmth? Why are you still so cold ... Jesus.

A mouse makes trouble for the cat every day, and finally makes the cat in a hurry. He grabbed the mouse and ate it. As a result, the lovely cat suddenly gained weight, which made her very angry. She said angrily, damn it, this guy stirred my dream when he was alive. I ate him and ruined my beautiful figure.

A little boy suddenly had diarrhea and went to see a doctor. The doctor asked him, little friend, what's the matter? The little boy said; I want to shit, the doctor said; The little boy said, speak politely. My ass wants to throw up.

Are you angry today? Life is rich, life is domineering, life is bullish, life is lucky, life is lucky, life is full of vitality, life is full of popularity, life is full of kindness and life is full of happiness.

Spiders compete for webs. Foreign spiders weave a big web, proud: broadband! China spiders fly around weaving a delicate ornament and say with a smile: A unique combination of heaven and earth, a Chinese knot!

The ant and the elephant divorced within a few days of their marriage. The judge didn't understand why. The ant said, "No, you have to climb to the sky with a kiss." The elephant said, "Yes! A kiss and a magnifying glass.

Autumn health, to provide you with four dishes and one soup: braised love, steamed friendship, cooking business, boiled health, a bowl of happy, romantic, auspicious and safe appetizing soup. Attached to the national long-term meal ticket!

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green. Remember to eat sesame seeds for breakfast. Listening to the songs on the Langjiang River, I spent my life happily. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. Anyway, I love you the most. Tao is beautiful and sunny, which warms your heart and true feelings. Dear, believe me, you are the love of my life.

Yesterday, I dreamed that Jesus said I could have a wish. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult for me to change. I think of you, and I want you to be handsome. He frowned and said, let the world be peaceful.

I miss you very much. I want to see you. I have to go. You must wait for me. I will be there in five minutes. Wait for me. If it doesn't arrive in five minutes, you can read this message again. If it doesn't arrive, you can continue to watch.

There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

It is said that cats sleep ten hours a day, play by themselves for four hours, stay in a daze for four hours, be teased for four hours, eat and drink for one hour, and read text messages for the last hour. Don't believe it? Look, the cat is reading the short message again.

Chatting and chatting, there are really many strange things today. Birds in the sky learn to swim, and fish in the water learn to fly. This is not the most unusual. There is a little pig reading the information, and its trotters are pressed again and again, laughing while reading the information!

On the first day of the obstetrician's internship, his wife asked him, "How was today?" The doctor said, "It's not too bad. Although the mother and the baby were not saved, the baby's father was finally saved.

How many days, how many years, missing has been in my heart; How many days and nights, the feeling of blessing will never change; How many times, how many times, text messages send inner warmth; I wish you happiness forever!

When you were a child, your idea was simple: "Eat, sleep and eat"; When you grow up, your idea is still very simple, that is, "sleep, eat, sleep." I wish you Bajie, eat well, sleep G, have a good dream and have a round stomach!

On a hot summer day, "staying in a cool place" is definitely not a swearing word. It is full of cool desire, cold desire, sincere care and deep love. Honey, stay in your cool place!

A female soldier went to the front line posing as a male soldier. After the glorious injury, he was sent to the operating room for rescue. After the surgeon came out, he said excitedly to the director, what a tragedy! His lower body was blown away, leaving only a seam, which I sewed.

Life is limited, but texting you is infinite. I want to devote my limited life to the cause of unlimited SMS harassment. For every lovely day, please accept my heartfelt harassment!