Sharp humorous jokes break your stomach.

A complete collection of sharp humor jokes will break your stomach

Sharp humor jokes: If I had known, would I have taken the exam? Incubation University? So hard! I won't report it, a rooster complained.

article 1: sharp and humorous jokes break your stomach

1. After buying a house, the house price has been falling, which has seriously damaged my interests. Let's not say anything. I'm going to smash the glass of the developer.

God replied: When the wife is older and less beautiful than before marriage, she will smash the glass of her mother-in-law's house.

　2、? When my wallet is so poor, I have never seen much money in my life. ?

　? It's pathetic to be your mirror. You've never seen anyone in your life. ?

3. others:? I'm so bored. What can I do to enrich myself?

you: I'm so bored. What can I find to eat to fill myself up?

4. All the other girls have a Daiyu Lin in their hearts, but you are lucky to have a Shen Dianxia in your heart.

5. I met a beautiful MM today, and I felt that the chat was good, so I asked her what her mobile phone number was.

she said: Let me give you my QQ, which is convenient! ?

I said: Ok! ?

add her QQ when you come back. The verification question is: What is my mobile phone number?

girl, can you not be so tactful? Chapter 2: Sharp and humorous jokes break your stomach

1. A person comes to the master to understand the knot. Master, I was originally black, but when summer comes, I get even darker, and others make fun of me. What should I do and how can I get over this? Without a word, the master opened the temple gate and let the sun shine in.

　? Master, are you trying to tell me to open my heart and be positive and not care so much?

master: No, I want to see you clearly. Where the fuck are you?

2. The youth asked the master:? I made a lot of kisses and made a confession to many girls I like, but none of them succeeded. Why?

The master stood up silently, took off his pants and peed. . .

　? Master, what are you doing?

　? Come and have a look and you'll understand? .

3. Eating woman:? Master, why did my husband cheat?

master: You eat this cake first. ?

foodie:? Hmm. ?

master: Does it taste good？

foodie:? Delicious. ?

master: Do you still want to eat?

foodie:? Yes. ?

master: Give you another piece?

master: Do you still want to eat?

foodie:? Yes. ?

master: Now do you know why your husband cheated on you?

foodie:? I see. Because he is insatiable, he will never know satisfaction. ?

master: Pull JB and pour it on you! Look at you, you are fat. . . ?

　4、? Master, why did the man I slept with break up early the next morning? A sexy beauty asked.

The master silently picked up the teacup and threw it in the beauty's face!

beauty has an epiphany. What the master means is that I am not awake enough to see the man's book clearly. . . . . ?

　? Hey, hey, master, don't run! MD, you've ruined my makeup! ? Chapter 3: Sharp and humorous jokes break your stomach

1. Optimus Prime was once again blown to pieces in the battle to defend the earth and mankind. Bumblebee was very sad, looking for a place to repair it everywhere, and asked the prophet that there was a school in Lan Xiang in Shandong, China that might be repaired.

So he went with the fragments. The master opened it and frowned and said, What is this good thing?

Bumblebee choked and said, If you are well, you will be a giant ~

2. The cannibal chief traveled to Asia and wanted to eat people.

Four women from different countries were caught.

the Korean woman said: most of my body is artificial, and smecta is indigestible after eating.

The Japanese woman said: I am an actress, and I ate the linen belt with sexually transmitted diseases.

The North Korean woman said: I haven't eaten for three days. Hey, after eating the nutritionless Bazaar.

China woman looked up at the sky proudly and said, I am from michel platini. Do you dare to eat me, rotten diaosi?

　? Chief pawn

3? You won't have any friends in this cold? The electric fan said to the air conditioner.

4. The cat and the tiger have never met. One day, a pregnant cat and the tiger passed by, and the cat thought, What a big cat! What a genetic mutation!

Tiger thought: Nowadays, children are getting more and more ridiculous, so they are pregnant at such a young age.

5. A: Why is the manhole cover round?

B: if it's square, you must ask why it's square again, then it must have a shape. ;