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Zhu Chang dialed the telephone:

May: Hello! This is the student union office. You are welcome to call the service hotline of the Student Union. We will provide you with all services. Press 9 for the latest news, 1 for the role of the student union, 2 for the propaganda department, 3 for the entertainment department, 4 for the outreach department, 5 for the organization department, 6 for the logistics department, 7 for the chairman department and 7 for psychological consultation.

Zhu: Hello, I'm a freshman. I just arrived today and am not familiar with the school environment. Where should I go for an interview if I want to join the student union?

May: 13 16

Zhu: 13 16? What about below?

May: Under what?

Zhu: There are eleven mobile phone numbers.

May: This is not a mobile phone number, but a classroom code.

Zhu: Oh? Where is 13 16?

May: It's next to 13 17.

Zhu: What about 13 17?

May: It is next to 13 16.

Zhu: Can you be more specific?

May: It's in room 16 on the third floor of the teaching building.

Zhu: So, where is the teaching building?

May: It's next to the second teaching building.

Zhu: I said, is there something wrong with your head? Can we have a serious talk?

May: This is humor. Are you clear?

Zhu: Can you stop being so humorous? I am in a hurry.

May: If you have an urgent need to urinate, solve it first. I'm not hiding it from you.

Zhu: That's not what I said. I am in a hurry now.

May: You are in a hurry, not me.

Zhu: How can you talk like that?

May: If I don't say this, what shall I say? Must I help you in a hurry?

Zhu: You,,,,,

May: You won't be angry, will you? Throw away your cell phone, idiot. It is recommended that you press the "0" key to query.

Zhu: Why did you press the "0" key?

May: Brainstorm, because your reaction is really too late.

Zhu: Hey, hey ...

(Zhu personally goes to the student union office)

May: Welcome to the election of new cadres in the Student Union.

Zhu: Hello. I am a freshman. My name is Zhu Chang.

May: Pig intestines? I am still a pig lung!

Zhu: You misunderstood. Zhu is the premier's Zhu. Length is immortal length.

May (shaking hands): Hello! My name is Mei Liangxin.

Zhu: No conscience?

May: Don't get me wrong. May is …

Zhu: I know. Plum is willow syphilis plum, plum plum. Liang is a beam. New is a new year.

Zhu: What's in it?

May: This is a cadre interview. Are you interested? There are logistics department, entertainment department, organization department …

Zhu: I know. There are logistics department, entertainment department, organization department, secretariat department, external relations department, chairman department, singing department, dance department, drama department …

May: Stop. The singing department, the dance department and the drama department all belong to the art troupe. Not from the student union. Students' Union includes Logistics Department, Recreation Department, Organization Department, Propaganda Department, Societies Department, Secretariat Department, External Relations Department, Chairman Department and Girls' Department.

Zhu: The Girls' Department? Where is the girls' department? I'll go for an interview!

May: The Girls' Department is for girls only. Not suitable for boys.

Zhu: Just treat me like a girl.

May: What are you talking about? He is obviously a big shot. unreasonable

Zhu: I have been playing with girls since I was a child. I get along well with girls, so please help me (pandering)

May: Don't hold hands and drag your feet. The audience is watching. People will misunderstand that we are gay. State-owned national laws, family rules and student union rules cannot be violated!

Zhu: Which department has the most girls?

May: I know there are more girls in the entertainment department. Why do you ask? What does it have to do with girls?

Zhu: It has a lot to do with it. It is often said on TV that "men and women are not tired from work". As the saying goes, "Behind a successful man, there is always a woman. So, having a woman working next to you will be motivated!

May: Dog sense, pseudoscience. I've been working for so long that no woman has done it so well.

Zhu: You are special. According to psychologists, people like you have two reasons. One is suffering from female phobia, and the other is impotence. Haha's laughter ...

May: Mental derangement. Unreasonable.

Zhu: Where is the entertainment department? I'll go for an interview.

May: You must have a skill to enter the entertainment department.

Zhu: I am good at drama.

May: Drama? Do you know Zhao Benshan?

Zhu: Zhao Benshan? I don't know. Is he the Minister of Entertainment and Culture?

May: (Haha) You don't even know Zhao Benshan, and you say that drama is ok. He is the representative of our China sketch.

Zhu: The representative of the sketch? I'm not a sketch artist, I'm a crosstalk artist.

May: You should know about cows!

Zhu: Of course. I know those chickens! My family has a flock of chickens. There are 200 chickens in it!

May: That's not what I meant. Niu Niu is a famous crosstalk performer. You should know the famous smile Feng Gong!

Zhu: Yes, I often see him on TV. That's the crosstalk performer whose son looks like a swan.

May: Can you perform cross talk live?

Zhu: OK!

May: Let's cheer for you!

Zhu: However, I have to find a partner. You come!

May: May I? I can't act!

Zhu: You tell me. I say something, you say something, okay. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen!

May: Dear friend.

Zhu: I love you so much.

May: I love you so much.

Zhu: My name is Zhu Chang.

May: My name is Mei Liangxin.

Zhu: My father's name is.

May: My father's name is Mei Xingang.

Zhu: I am 18 years old this year.

May: I am 19 years old.

Zhu: I didn't violate the law and discipline.

May: I didn't ... why do you look like a prisoner answering the police?

Zhu: This is the beginning of cross talk. I am a freshman.

May: I am a sophomore.

Zhu: My family lives atNo. 100 1 Seaview Garden Villa, Meimeng Town, Wuchuan City, Zhanjiang City.

May: My family lives in Meizhou ... How can I introduce myself? This is cross talk. Forget it, besides, drama is the entertainment department of the art troupe, singing and dancing.

Zhu: I can sing and dance. I once won an award.

May: Then sing a few words. Let's clap.

Zhu: (Cough) Singing folk songs (boating to see his wife ...............................................................................................................).

May: Stop singing, the audience will be scared away. How can Cantonese sing folk songs?

Zhu: This is a folk song. This is our Huang Po accent in Wuchuan, Zhanjiang. My hometown said it was nothing.

May: The entertainment department is not for you. You'd better consider other departments.

Zhu: I haven't danced yet. I can dance hip-hop and MJ, and I can dance the difficult action in hip-hop: handstand rotation.

May: Street dance, MJ dance? Wow, this is the most desirable dance for our college students. Let's go music

Zhu: MJ first, then street dance (action)

May: This is a difficult handstand. Even a three-year-old can do it. The entertainment department is not for you. You should join the logistics department. Besides, you have good conditions.

Zhu: What conditions?

May: Just thick-skinned. There is a jumping market in our school, and the logistics department is responsible for selling things there or putting things next to the canteen.

Zhu: What's the monthly salary?

May: No salary.

Zhu: Without salary, who would be stupid enough to work for nothing?

May: It's futile to do so. The logistics department provides you with a good social practice environment. You can exercise your eloquence, social practice, work and other abilities. Being able to enter the logistics department will benefit a lot, and others can't get in.

Zhu: Oh! But I still do it without manpower. But what about the propaganda department?

May: The propaganda department is responsible for distributing posters, that is, drawing cartoons, calligraphy and typesetting.

Zhu: Drawing cartoons? It's so childish. It's for children.

May: What child? Some cartoonists can't draw it. Don't underestimate it, not many people can write a good hand.

Zhu: Who said that? My word is dragon dancing and phoenix flying.

Mei: When the dragon and the phoenix dance, they can't even speak and write badly.

Zhu: What does the organization department do?

May: Being responsible for organizing people to participate in various activities or meetings organized by the Student Union can better exercise your organizational and other abilities.

Zhu: I'm too busy at work to go shopping with girls. What does the club department do?

May: The Societies Department manages various social organizations, such as Guitar Association, Drama Association and Love Association. However, the club department has been upgraded to a club, which is not under the management of the student union and has gone out independently.

Zhu: Independent? Taiwan Province Province became independent, and now the community department is also independent, and schools are also divided. Arrest the reactionaries quickly.

May: You misunderstood. The club department is independent of the club. Approved by the school, the club is a large organization, with financial, cultural, organizational, publicity and other departments, which is equivalent to a university student union.

Zhu: Make it clear. I thought terrorists invaded China. How about the external relations department?

May: The International Liaison Department is responsible for sponsoring some large-scale activities of the Student Union, which can exercise your eloquence and diplomatic skills. This is a good department.

Zhu: After each activity, is the rest of the sponsorship money yours?

May: No. It is kept by the student union as the fund for the next activity.

Zhu: The students will keep it. That's great. No one knows that he is corrupt.

May: Say what!

Zhu: Nothing! What does the chairman's department do?

May: There is a chairman in the chairman's department. Five vice-chairmen. Each vice-chairman is in charge of a specific department. The chairman manages the whole student union. Responsible for making the work plan of the student union, and is the chief commander and chief planner.

Zhu: Then I'll be the chairman.

May: The chairman has been replaced by a senior brother. I have no choice.

Zhu: No choice? Where is the teacher? I told the teacher.

May: There are no teachers here. The chairman has the final say.

Zhu: Call out the chairman. Let me see what this son of a bitch is made of!

May: Why do you curse? I'm the chairman!

Zhu: You are the president of the Student Union! I am president (Ha).

May: Look (card), this is the duty card of the chairman.

Zhu: (gentle) Yo. Damn it. I am really blind, but I am blind. Please forgive me if what I just said is offensive!

May: Your quality is too low. I'm not qualified to interview student union cadres at all. Student union cadres should not only have this ability, but also have good quality in order to serve the public. Please go back!

Zhu: Give me a chance. I'm just kidding you.

May: Just kidding! Is the student union a joke to you? Is this a joke? Go, I have work to do, don't waste my time!

Zhu: Hey, don't think I'm a sick cat if the tiger doesn't lose his temper, so I don't know I'm good. Who is the president of the student union? What a nice bird. Bah, I'm just Taketaro like a frog.

May: What's the matter? Find a fight!

Zhu: (whispering) No, it's nothing. I'm telling myself. You do your thing.

May: I dare not say anything about me if I give you courage.

Zhu: (steps back) I mean you. It's great that you think you are the president of the student union. Bah, I'm not a bird.

May: You need to be beaten. Don't go (catch up).