How can I play pranks in the dark?

Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first and "mouse is old" three times later. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time. 2. Go to the joke map to see more wonderful hilarious jokes. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock on the first one, say "love" when you knock on the second one, and say "water" when you knock on the third one, so as to euphemistically test the reaction speed of a friend. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, forget", 3. Find a MM and say it is to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin. Say husband first, MM, mm can say u (you); Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ; Over and over again Do you understand? 4. You ask him, "What is three points of water plus one point?" He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?" You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?" He would say, "... what word? "Is there a word? Going? "Actually, it should be Fa ... 5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others" What is this ",then hold out two fingers and ask others" What is this ",and then hold out three fingers and ask others" 1+ 1 what is it ",at most/kloc-0. The man with a coin in his hand and then answered the question asked, "Is there a number greater than 1?" "The other party said yes, and then asked if there was any 10 or above, until 100000. Finally, I asked if there was anyone more stupid than you, and the answer was very alert, saying \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \. He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story? B:No. $ # @! #^! The weakest point is that this joke had already spread in our office. Hearing this, my brother in an office next to me excitedly ran to show off in front of us. As soon as he started talking, everyone knew what he was going to do, but he pretended not to know and let him go on. When he said, "What's your name? When he said' no', a buddy next to him suddenly had an epiphany and asked him, Oh, did you work overtime yesterday? I saw that fellow blurted out "No" without thinking! 9. By the way, you can tell you MM, I want to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand and tell her that my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then you pointed to the middle finger and said fish, and she said M. You pointed to the ring finger and said donkey, and then she said S. Then she pointed to the thumb and said pig, and then she said A. Then she kept pointing to the thumb and said pig, and she kept saying: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. If MM is smart, she can try her other fingers first and then talk about her thumb. 10 When she advised MM to drink, she said: You have a bite of .......... 1/ Kloc-0/, put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward, then beat your right hand up and down a few times, then change hands, then rub your right hand forward, beat your left hand up and down ... and so on ... That's right, it's faster, but not slower. Hehe, try it. Most people don't say 13. A: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why"? I don't know. A: It's a pig! B: Why? Ha! ! ! 14, tell an old story, the more people, the better: adventure story. My grandfather and grandson went out to sea to experience risks! Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him. Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm? Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half. Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished! 15, the English spelling of pig is PUG, right? -No, it's a pig.-No, how do I remember it was you? -You're mistaken. It's me-pig is you-pig is me 16. Specifically: You can play this game with your best friend. It's called Big Change Life. Tell your friend to make a horse posture first, the correct posture, with a blank piece of paper in his mouth. Pay attention to this posture before he works. Then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "17, there was a party at home and many people came. The prank director D Jun said that he knew Qigong, and he could fix a glass of water on the roof with Qigong so that it wouldn't fall off. Everyone does not believe him. D Fill a glass of water and let the owner put his son's softball bat on the roof so that he can make a cup. Is everything ready, man? That is, April 1 day prank, let's play mahjong. Looking at the tile floor under his feet and the glass on the roof, the man only begged for mercy four times, but he was finally unharmed. 18, my unique skill: draw "wind oil essence" on the pen first, not too much. Then go to a person: please help me write the word XX, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to care and say: ah! You have a big piece of gum in your right eye. He naturally rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then ................................................................................................................................................................. showed him ~~ 20. I'll have another drink. You told your friend that you told him three stories. First, a husband told his wife that I would take you shopping tomorrow, and her wife was very happy. The next day, she dressed beautifully and waited for her husband to take him shopping, but he did nothing. She asked her husband, why don't you take me shopping? Her husband gave him one without saying anything. The wife is very angry. She thought of a way to get revenge. She said to her husband, honey, you come home from work early tomorrow, and I'll cook your favorite dish for you. The next day, the husband sat at the dinner table early and waited for his food, but the wife ate all the food and was about to eat. Her husband asked, but you said you would cook my favorite dish for me. His wife slapped him. Did I do it for you or did you? Just tell your friend that I will tell you the third story, and your friend will ask, what about the second story? At this time, you can slap him and say that I am telling you a story or you are telling me a story! ! ! 2 1, there is an old trick, I don't know if you have heard it: pretend to be serious and say to your friends (men only), "Hey ~ Do you know that people who often sy have black palms ~! "Ha ha, then, if someone has not been fooled before, 100% will look down on his palm. You can think yy ~ 22 at this time. One day, when you were at home, the power went out suddenly. As a last resort, you have to light the candle (add any plot in the middle). Then you got up to look for something, and suddenly the candle went out. You bumped into the table in the dark, and it hurt terribly! In this case, you usually blame yourself for being careless, others have misplaced the table, or blame the table for being wrong? In short, are you a freak or a monster? The other party usually answers in two words! 23. Say loudly to MM: Don't move! Then pinch her nose when she is surprised. Play a little game, let MM say an idiom first, and then tell her: "This is the second part, the first part is the wedding night" and read it again. Most of them are funny. 25. You can play a game for your friends or classmates, that is, you say one thing and let others say something related. For example, if you say "I buy a schoolbag", your classmates will say "I buy a pencil" or "I buy an eraser", which is related to "I buy gold". After asking a few questions, you can say "I buy gold", and the first reaction of the other party is mostly "I". Hoho 26, there is a pig. It runs and runs very fast ... Suddenly there is a wall in front of it (it sees it), but it still runs and kills it. Why do you think this is? Why did the pig kill it when he saw it? Note: This is a brain teaser. Let's use our heads and turn around more. Why, nobody knows? .......................'s brainstorming is very easy for most people. Reconsider ... if I can't remember clearly, I will tell you the answer: "Because the pig head can't turn around. "