Classic lines of TV series "Country Love"

It's crying, it's noisy.

Stay up all night.

Take a bottle of sleeping pills.

Hang yourself with a small rope.

2. How much money will be saved if the rice cooker doesn't generate electricity.

It's cheaper not to eat. . .

3. Are you from Mu Guiying? Outbreaks can't stop you. .....

4. Xie Guangkun: This thing is not a headdress flower, a necktie flower, or a waist flower on a belt.

5. Does China smoke?

No, smoke that cough!

6. Capable people walk with their legs.

7. Chang Gui said to Xie Dajiao: I think it's not that I don't take you seriously, but that you take yourself too seriously.

8. Liu Ying; I only have one father, so help yourself! You are the only father in Zhao Yutian, and everyone else has several fathers.

9. Chang Gui said Qi Santai: It's too hasty to come and go.

10, we are objects, not money.

1 1, Liu Neng: This is a new socialist countryside, and I'm not allowed to drink?

12, Liu Neng: I like saving people, especially you rich people!

13, Liu Neng: I will reconnect this dream and see what happens behind it.

Wang Musheng said to Wang Dana, I put my tongue on my foot.

Wang Musheng: I am your son, the continuation of life.

15, Xie Guangkun said to Bigfoot: You'd better not use it first. This thing (rice cooker) consumes a lot of electricity.

Liu Neng: Oh, my God. This flower is raised by my uncle. It looks almost like a flower.

Yutian: Not like flowers.

Liu Neng: Money. Isn't that money? Selling it is money.

17, Changgui: Yes, yes. ...

18, Xie Guangkun said to Yongqiang: These are my only two hairs. If you look at me again, I won't dare to comb every day.

19, Liu Ying said to Yutian: Don't howl, you are worse than a donkey.

20. Yongqiang Dad: I have decided not to talk to him.

Yongqiang's mother: You can still have that face and suffocate you!

2 1. When can I do something exciting?

22. Why are your eyes so sharp? You want to be a needle.

23. Changgui is talking to bigfoot at the gate of the supermarket, and Guang Kun is pushing a trolley by.

Guang Kun: Why do I see you two chatting here every time I pass by?

Changgui: Why do I knock you over every time I talk here?

Guang Kun: Why don't you two talk first and I'll go over there.

Changgui: Why don't you go first and I'll tell you.

Bigfoot: You two don't grind there. (pointing to Changgui) You go on. (pointing to Guang Kun) You go on.

24. Bigfoot: Don't always make me wash dirty clothes next time.

Changgui: Don't always wash my dirty clothes next time.

25. There is no water in the toilet-not enough (flushing feces).

26. Liu Yingniang: "It's not once or twice to look down." Liu Neng: "I will do something to make you stare."

27, the whole humble.

Liu Ying: I'll help you hit my dad and scratch him.

Liu Neng: Did you have a problem with Yutian last night?

Liu Ying: Are you kidding? I didn't make his bed last night.

30. Changgui: Women should be hard on themselves.

Bigfoot: What are you talking about? Say something gentle

Changgui: You are cruel.

3 1, monohydrate: bald again.

Xiaomei: Listen to me and cut it.

Yishui: Hinge it, this head is hers.

Liu Ying: What are you looking at?

Yutian: It's beautiful. That car is very beautiful.

Liu Ying: The car looks good. You can buy one for me and watch it at home every day.

Yutian: I can't ride it.

33. Great Power: For people like you, the world is over.

Yishui: The earth is finished for a man like you.

Xiaomei: You still have work to finish. Come on.

Yishui: OK.

Big country: get to work, man.

34. Montana: What about tea?

Big head: no brewing.

Montana: Why do you always forget? I'm sure there's no water in the toilet-don't flush the feces.

Mu Sheng: Old people don't hurry, old people don't hurry.

Montana: I didn't say he didn't rush. I said he wasn't completely ready.

Musheng: He doesn't flush when he goes to the toilet. He really doesn't flush.

Musheng: I will accompany you to fish silently, silently.

Musheng's teacup: It's too heavy, like a spittoon.

35. Yongqiang: It's really exercise to stand such a father.

36. Wang Dana: Why didn't you say you had to do it?

Old Liu Tou: Absolutely!

Wang Musheng: Oh, dear! My aunt looks like Snow White in this dress.

38. Xie Dajiao scolded your long face. Changgui said: My face is still a lump compared with the donkey's face.

39. Scorpio: Are you thirsty?

Yan Nan: Not thirsty.

Teana: Designate thirst.

Yan Nan: I'm really not thirsty

Teana: Look what I brought you, lemonade. I specially added honey, which is sweet and sour. I still have a temperature.

Yan Nan: I'm really not thirsty

Teana: I'll put it here then. Oh, it's your business to drink or not. Whether to send it or not is my business.

40. Liu Neng was ill, and his wife said to her, "Let your son-in-law buy you 2 Jin of Hericium erinaceus bird's nest, and you can take off after eating!"

4 1, Xie Dajiao said to Wang Yun: You and Liu Da really match each other, a pair of meatballs.

42. Xie Guangkun blamed Liu Neng.

Guang Kun: My head was crushed by the door frame!

Liu Neng: When is it crowded?

43. Changgui: Everyone is very busy.

44. Wang Musheng: The river is flowing.

My uncle and aunt are wearing red flowers.

I hope my dad is angry.

Find me a mother next year

Oh, my God, I love Chen Yannan. Shameless! Come down if you can! You come up!

46. Changgui: I know you have one thing to say and two things to say. Guang Kun: No, sometimes I say three.

47. Yongqiang's mother: Why is your mouth so good? What did you say?/Sorry?

Guang Kun: I said you are the seven fairies. How did you become the seven fairies? What, have you had enough?

Yongqiang Mom: Ah, yes, I've had enough, haven't I?

Guang Kun: Then I haven't had enough.

48. People are clothes and horses are saddles.

See who wears the same clothes.

My aunt looks like Mona Lisa. .

This money is well spent.

49. When Mu Sheng said goodbye to bigfoot,

Bigfoot gave him two bags of soybean milk.

Musheng said to Bigfoot: Find some time to find some leisure, bring soybean milk and go home often ~

Wang Musheng: Aunt, how is Wang Xiaomeng? Say hello to me.

Xie Dajiao: You are still just like your father.

Wang Musheng: Why am I like my father? I have a crush on him, and he is honest. There are two realms.

5 1, Yutian Niang: Use soy sauce as cola-keep you idle!

52. Xie Guangkun: People who do great things basically have serious expressions on their faces. You are the same as me. ...

53. Xie Guangkun: If this dog can spit ivory out of its mouth, isn't that dog a treasure?

54. Wang Musheng: Xixi (America), Xixi (America)

55. Liu Neng: Look, if you can surpass me again in Xie Guangkun, can you surpass me in Liu Neng?

Liu Neng: Don't touch it, ok? I am wearing a black hat. If you touch it again, don't say I'll tie it for you

57. Xiaomei: Pajamas are for wearing, not for pillows. Look at all the folds you pressed.

58. Liu Datou: I have to remember this big head. Why? Your brain memory is bigger than mine.

59. Zhao Si: You have 58%, but not 40%.

Xie Yongqiang's father said to Xie Yongqiang, "I shouldn't have given you this name in the first place. I should have asked you to thank me.

6 1, Liu Neng said: head and feet went together (Liu Datou and Xie Dajiao)

Liu Neng: Take off that sign as if I were really a bad person.

Bigfoot: If you are a good person, then the whole world must be a bad person.

Liu Neng: Look, you ... put me through ... with the world.

63. Because Yutian didn't buy her a bike, Liu came home and went into the house crying. Liu Neng saw it in the vegetable garden and said.

"The war has finally begun."

64, Changgui quotations: absolutely classic! ! !

(After discovering that Liu Da's head was scooped out by the smell of sanitary balls in bigfoot's wardrobe, he said a word to bigfoot, which was quite philosophical. ) "Let me tell you the truth, the sanitary ball is good, and nothing dirty is allowed to stay around it. This is from the bottom of my heart. I thank the health ball. "

Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: You don't even have an IQ without money. If you have my one millimeter brain, you will have everything. You came all this way back? You are going to take part in the Olympic Games, aren't you? How about practicing race walking?

66. Liu Neng said to Liu Ying: Why do you want to go back? That's it. Can we go back? You have to ask him (Yutian) to bring his bike when you go back. If I can't walk, I'll go back by bike.

Go back and throw you Tieling next time and let you walk back. Let's leave now. Your foot is missing.

67. Liu went home to cry for the first time. On entering the room, Liu Can said, "How did this happen? How many people have called? "

Liu Ying cried and said, "No-no!"

Liu Yingniang said, "Yutian is right. Why buy a bike when you don't go to work? "

Liu Neng: "You said that was wrong. Why, bicycles are for people who go to work? People who don't go to work must be caught riding bicycles? "

68. Liu Ying and Yutian sobbed and walked home from Kaiyuan. When he got home, he cried in the pit.

Liu Yingniang said, "Daughter, don't cry. Mom will cook you a whole meal later. Hurry home after eating. "

Liu Ying cried and said, "I-no-go back!"

Liu Neng said, "Why are you crying?"

Zhao Yutian said to Liu Ying: Are you angry that you still need to spend so much money? A bike will take you back. ...

70. Chen Yannan: Your daughter-in-law is very nice. Why did you treat her like this?

Zhao Yutian: This thing is like a flower. You can make up for your shortcomings.

7 1, Xie Xiaomei: I don't think your name is Liu Yishui, but Liu Yishui ~

72. Wang Tianlai: You are shameless.

73. Liu Datou: Chairman, I have something to do.

Wang Dana: Tell me what it is. You (Mu Sheng) leave us alone. Assistant Liu has something to do

Wang Musheng: Why should I avoid it? I'm manager Wang. I have something to say! Tell him to avoid it.

Wang Dana: OK ~ ~ ~ Assistant Liu, you stay away.

Old Liu Tou: Oh, Chairman Wang, you said me, and I avoided it.

Wang Dana said to Wang Musheng, Tell me what it is!

Wang Musheng said to Wang Dana: What I want to say is to get him out of here!

74. I don't think you can be a rich woman all your life. At best, you are a bitch.

75. Xie Guangkun said, Xie Yongqiang's mother: Make you white-haired. Isn't it black to get it? You planted it for me!

Liu Neng: "Yutian, do you eat geese?"

Zhao Yutian: "Why do you want to eat geese?"

Liu Neng: "You always want to eat swans. We don't have swans. Goose ... "

77. When Xie Guangkun saw Liu Neng and Zhao Si fighting, he said to bigfoot, "Liu Neng said there was a sequel."

78. Pi Changshan: Women are not terrible. What is terrible is that women have no culture.

79. Changgui, you are party member. You must be strong.

80. Xie Guangkun said to Yongqiang's mother: If my mouth is so smart, I will call you the Seven Fairys, so I don't have to look at your old face all day.

Supplementary answer: 8 1, Mu Sheng: In the future, you will be my father, my wife and mother. My father's wife, my wife, please call me Musheng, not Mr. Wang.

82. Liu Neng: Let me tell you ... our family belongs to a cadre family now. ....

83. Liu Neng wants to buy a mobile phone.

Liu Ying's mother buried him: "What mobile phone do you buy? Fart can be heard! "

84. Liu Neng wants to buy a mobile phone

Liu Neng: So you agreed?

Liu Neng's wife: I agree with you to choose one.

85. Liu Datou: Mr. Wang's family has many of these things (cosmetics), all of which are long hair. I'll give it to you (bigfoot)

86. A normal person comes out of a normal closet. It is normal. No matter who is visiting other people's homes, they are not allowed to stay in the closet for a while. The highest etiquette ~ ~ ~ ~

87. Liu Neng scolded Liu Ying: If I left you in Tieling, would your feet still be gone? !

88. Wang Tianlai: I am sick. Hua is not sick. If you throw it away, don't let me see it, or I'll be sad.

89. Yongqiang's mother sent bean products to her daughter (Wang Laoqi brought them back to Xie Yongkun). At the door, she heard two people quarreling and said, "These two things are not for studying and having children, but for fighting and playing."

90. Bigfoot: Just say that it is too expensive for me to recruit Wang Dana businessmen for Xie Dajiao.

Changgui: Changgui hurt Wang Dana for Xie Dajiao. .........

9 1: I was wise all my life, and I was destroyed by your old Zhao family.

92. Montana asked Musheng to buy clothes for bigfoot: spend them at all costs!

93. I promise that "with this thing, I can forget this"-great power.

94. Li Daguo: Heaven knows, earth knows, you know, I know, only the four of us know!

95. Wang Musheng: Beautiful mountains and beautiful water. Is anybody there? How's Meng Xiao?

Bigfoot: It's a long story.

Wang Musheng: Then you can't talk about it.

97. This may be the legendary wife and mother-Wang Musheng.

98. What is money? Money, spent is money; No flowers, just paper.

99. Liu Neng said: People say that we should pick out bones from eggs, but I can pick out the skin of eggs.

100, at the health center, Li Daguo met Wang Tianlai for the first time: "Your name is Wang Tianlai, and you have to come here every day."

10 1, it's all your fault I asked you to restore my reputation, but you didn't.

102, Liu Neng wanted to eat chicken when he was at Yutian's house.

Liu Neng: Your chicken is very big, bigger than mine.

Zhao Si: Not as big as your home.

Liu Neng: Yes, if you don't believe me, come and have a look.

103, Liu Neng: I'd rather let me go bad than sugar.

104, Xie Guangkun; Look at your good son!

Guang Kun's daughter-in-law: What's wrong with me? If I was born, I would die. !

Supplementary answer: 105, Liu Neng saw the opening of Wang Xiaomeng Bean Products Factory and held a lively celebration. Jealous, he forced Liu Ying and Yutian to hold a semi-lively celebration banquet for the garden, and even forced him to die, stammering, "Before the countdown to my life, I only have a few wishes. If you can't satisfy me, I will die with my eyes open! "

106, Chang Gui asked Xie Dajiao to meet at the village head again to express his confession. After Xie Dajiao cried, he clarified the misunderstanding, and Changgui played Xie Dajiao's idea.

Changgui grabbed Xie Dajiao's arm and tried to pull her away. Xie Dajiao shook his hand.

Xie Dajiao: What are you doing?

Changgui: It's just us in the middle of the night. What do you think I want to do?

Xie Dajiao: Are you hitting on me again?

Changgui: Then come by yourself. What do you mean, I'm hitting on you?

Xie Dajiao: Fuck you, that was just now, and now is now.

Changgui: What's the matter now?

Xie Dajiao: What do you mean? You are a nobody in my eyes now, you know?

Changgui: (Laughter) Still unknown. (Changgui grabs Xie Dajiao's hand again, and Xie Dajiao throws it away. )

Xie Dajiao: I can't just let you think that, you know, or I'll become something.

Changgui: What are you going to do the other day? (It is said that when performing this paragraph, the audience covered their mouths and laughed.)

Changgui dragged bigfoot again and was pushed down. ...

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