What are the jokes of the characters in Jin Yong's works?

Zhang Wuji asked Zhang Cuishan, "Dad, why don't I have a brother and a sister?"

Zhang Cuishan said angrily, "Who told you not to sleep with your adoptive father!"

2.

Elder Xu pointed out that the nationalities in the ID card and household registration book are all "Khitan", which is a dilemma.

Qiao Feng asked Joe Sanhuai afterwards, and Joe Sanhuai looked ashamed: "Hey, aren't you not doing well in school?" ? In order to get extra points for the college entrance examination, I asked someone to give you a gift and change it to a minority ... "

3.

Ouyang Feng sent Ouyang Ke on a mission with Viper Array, and returned to white camel mountain in tears a few days later. All the poisonous snakes are gone. Ouyang Feng was surprised to ask why, and Ouyang Ke replied angrily: "Shit, I will never go to Guangdong again!"

4.

Huang Shi sent Mei Chaofeng out to look for the Nine Yin Sutra, but Mei Chaofeng didn't come back for half a year. Huang looked around and found Beijing all the way. She found Mei Chaofeng sitting at the gate of the Third Hospital of Beijing Medical University, pulling the erhu to beg. Not far from a telephone pole, Hong Qigong is looking at her coldly.

5.

Zhu said to him, "I love you."

Kang Min shook his head and said, "It shouldn't be so straightforward. Most of the time, he said, "The moon in the sky is round and white." . Do you like salty moon cakes or sweet moon cakes? That's enough.

6.

Huang chose a husband and asked Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke to write a composition. Guo Jing racked his brains to barely write 500 words, but he was nervous. Unexpectedly, Ouyang Ke only wrote 140, and Guo Jing won easily. Ouyang Feng was furious and slapped Ouyang Ke in the face: "I let you brush Weibo every day!"

7.

Guo Jing and Huang Rong were walking on the road when Guo Jing suddenly received a short message: "Your master was seriously injured on the Peach Blossom Island, and his life was dying ..." Huang Rong grabbed his mobile phone and deleted this short message: "I told you so, you don't even have to read the short message of this liar, just delete it!"

8.

Ke Zhene told Guo Jing the story of the year:

"I played fifty rounds with Mei Chaofeng, and she suddenly held out her hands and pointed them at my eyes. I smiled, as long as I use a small hand, I can immediately break her fingers, waste her nine Yin bones claw kung fu ... "

Guo Jing: "Master! But ... master, why are your eyes bad? "

Ke Zhene: "I'm not fucking good at it."

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