Ask some jokes about the origin of the Japanese flag

Once upon a time, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian were lovers! Wu Dalang found out, so Pan Jinlian ran to an island! I didn't know it was Wu Dalang's until I was pregnant. She was short and fat. Because his father is Dalang, he was named Taro, but there are too few people! So Pan Jinlian gave birth to offspring in Yitaro and named them Jiro Saburo ... Later, too many names were born there. This is also the origin of Japanese names. One day, Pan Jinlian's descendants in Yotaro were seen by fishermen. Pan Jinlian said, "Look at what you see. People called them Japanese from now on. One day, Taketaro planned to build a country, so it built fonts. Quoting Pan Jinlian didn't learn any culture, so he wrote a sum. This is the origin of Japanese characters, and then the establishment of the national flag. Pan Jinlian said that your father bought a kitchen cake and printed a kitchen cake on paper. This is the origin of the Japanese flag. The landlord took it for my tired sake! Thank you!