How to praise people's talents with humor and connotation?

Generally boasting about jingles, such as:

1, with short hair, you look like a big boss.

2, long hair, a look is the boss's wife.

3. If you don't accept heaven and earth, take the strength of big brother, and the assets are estimated to be hundreds of millions.

4. If you don't accept the mountain or the water, just take the big brother's mouth, and no one dares to say.

5, handsome and loving, you can be rich for three generations at a glance.

6. Handsome and diligent, you can definitely drive a Land Rover.

7. He can talk and is very capable. He looks like a man at first sight.

8. You are so beautiful. Open this damn door for beauty. You are so beautiful.

The jingle rhymes with laughter: rain ticks, clouds flow, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you will never forget it.

Funny version of jingle: everything is inferior, only power is high; There are never ugly men, as long as they have money. You are tall and handsome, and you are really lovable. Sooner or later, you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea. I love you as mice love rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!