Ask for ten funniest jokes (not cold jokes)

1. My friends are telling me that Lao Zhang became a multi-millionaire by speculating in stocks. Another friend asked, "I admire you very much. How did you do it?" A: "Actually, it's nothing ... I used to be a billionaire."

After three days of marriage, the frog asked the hedgehog for a divorce. Judge Black Cat asked why ... The frog said angrily, I used to be a beautiful frog. You see, the hedgehogs that have been stabbed for thousands of times have turned into toads!

3. When will you have a girlfriend? Chat qq online. I don't know the mm in the group. Do you have a boyfriend? I want to delete the group and leave, but I am afraid I will miss the opportunity. It's too difficult. Baidu can't help, and Google can't say it. It's late at night and I can't sleep alone. When can I realize my dream? No matter how tall, thin, black and white, beautiful and ugly, it is not too much to be a woman. I hope it won't be long before men and women have sex.

4. When is influenza A and how much does the patient know? It's cool and windy recently, so don't spend the winter alone. Wear a mask and gloves and wash your hands frequently. How much worry can you have? I am most afraid of being detained as a suspect!

5. Pianist: The hit rate is only 50%. I'm afraid no one will listen to you when you play the piano like this. Basketball coach: If there are several big men dragging you while playing the piano, it will be nice to be able to pop up 50%.

6. A scholar, a general, a rich man and a beggar wrote poems respectively. Scholar: It's snowing heavily. General: This is my royal blessing. Rich people, why not have it for three days, beggar: put your shit.

7. The wife called her husband to fix the electric light, and the husband said, I'm not an electrician, so I quit. When my husband came back, the light had been fixed. I asked who repaired it. My wife said that a handsome guy passed by just now and asked me to make bread for him or make out with him! He fixed it for me. Husband: What bread did you make? Wife: I am not a baker.

8. Husband: There was nothing in our house 20 years ago, but the woman lying next to me was young and beautiful! I have everything I want now, but that beautiful young woman is gone, alas! Wife: What are you worried about? Am I not the same?

9. The wife knitted a scarf for her husband. The husband tried it in the mirror and said, can our dog look in the mirror? The wife answered no, and the husband took off the scarf and said, give it to the puppy, and you won't be found ugly!

10. My wife went shopping and bumped into her ex-boyfriend. The husband asked who it was, and the wife was shy. A: Advanced workers. Later, I met my husband and secretly loved him. His wife asked who it was. Husband is thoughtful: volunteer, ready to help others.