Classic color joke

Three mice tasted American, Japanese and China wines respectively! One drinks American wine and falls down in three steps! After drinking Japanese wine, the other two steps will fall down! The last one drank China's Erguotou, raised his kitchen knife and shouted, "Shit! What about the cat? "

Go to the toilet at school, the old-fashioned squat. I dropped my cell phone with a grunt when I stood up. I looked down: fortunately, the pit is not very low. I bent down and was about to pick it up when suddenly a short message came, buzzing ... the mobile phone slipped down the pit with a vibration, and a string of bubbles floated at the bottom of the pit! I don't want my mobile phone. I just want to know who sent this message. ! ""

Degang Guo: Koreans are amazing. It is said that Confucius is Korean, Sakyamuni is Korean and the Monkey King is Korean. I believe this because the Monkey King is playing with a stick. Yu Qian: So interested? Degang Guo: Really? It is also said that acupuncture was invented by Koreans, and the four great inventions were invented by Koreans. Yu Qian: So China people didn't invent anything? Degang Guo: China invented Koreans.