Asking to translate a passage into Ningbo dialect is a joke in Ningbo.

I am very responsible to tell you that this is Ningbo dialect.

Translated into Mandarin: the tail of a mouse is like a knife, and the eyes of a mouse are like walnuts; The front foot is low, the back foot is high, wearing a broken cotton-padded jacket-don't translate this paragraph-the kitchen is sleepy at night (sleeping soundly during the day), and being a thief and robber at night (being a thief and robber at night); When the weasel sees it, tell its master (when the weasel sees it, tell its master), and the master will be honest (when the master says it). You are a red man (you are not so good, you bastard), and you will answer that the laying hens are bitten off (the old hens laid by others are killed and eaten), and the two in-laws are at odds with the chickens and dogs (the two couples quarrel and the chickens and dogs are at odds).