What are the jokes that make people laugh until they get cramped?

the funniest humorous article in history (hilarious)-humorous, many primary school students in Grade One have peed their pants, but never once. One day, when I came back from the toilet, there was some water in my crotch, so everyone made fun of me. I explained, "I really didn't, but I accidentally dropped a few drops when I peed." One MM does not believe: "I will never drop there when I pee!" " I cann't argue. Humorous and funny, composition written by me in the second grade of primary school: My good friend Xiao Ming is very cute, with a pair of eyes on his round face and a "bi" and mouth ... (The word "nose" can't be written, don't think about it! ) I quarreled with MM in the third grade of Sanna Primary School, and MM shouted angrily: "If you scold me again, I will break off diplomatic relations with you." I am not to be outdone: "If you want to break up with me, I will be indecent (when you have to talk to me)! See you can't stand it! " Four humorous and funny, how many people in the fourth grade of primary school are afraid of the cold the least. GG: "I only wear shorts vest." MM: "I only wear a dress!" " Even (surprised): "awesome! She didn't even wear underwear! " Consequence: The scar on my neck was left after being caught by MM at that time! Five humorous, the fifth grade of primary school accidentally turned back during recess, unfortunately (lucky? ) I saw the class flower lifting pants, and my eyes shouted at the back class flower: "What are you looking at!" The whole class was in an uproar, and all the boys glared at each other. Looking back now, it's like the cuckold hat on their heads (it was very popular to wear military hats at that time) was put on because of me. What a injustice! Humorous and funny, I overheard two MM's conversations about me in the sixth grade of primary school: (a voice of great admiration): "The person who won the first prize in the composition contest this time is the one who won the first prize in the math contest." I am elated! (Another very emotional voice): "Great! I really want to meet him! " I am on cloud nine! (The previous voice said again): "What you have seen is the fool who was a three-good student at the municipal level last time!" I didn't catch the last two words. (The latter voice continued): "Just that Bruto (the famous stupid dog in the cartoon at that time), let him continue to be self-righteous." After that, my ears were filled with the ridicule of two raccoons (the two small animals that often played tricks on Pluto in cartoons), and I still remembered vomiting blood. Seven humorous and funny, grade one of junior high school. 1. A group of photos of faculty and staff taking to the streets to serve the people were posted on the school publicity column, and even the image of a political teacher repairing bicycles was listed, which was neither fish nor fowl. So I pointed to the photo and smiled at the classmate next to me: "Look at this guy, look at this guy!" Everyone turned to leave after laughing, and I suddenly found a face with serious political color thoughtful. Fortunately, that "guy" only taught me for one academic year, but both politics and economics and philosophy passed easily in my college days, which was really inseparable from the special care of that "guy" for nearly a year. NO.1 whenever I take an exam, I score 89 points, play as I please in the examination room, and win two scoring titles. You really think I did it alone? But seriously! The exam is a group of people's ... Mid-term examination room. No, it's the final exam. There are 2 seconds left before the paper is handed in. McGrady is going to cheat. The dean of the department is standing next to him, talking nonsense. It's the headmaster. Whatever, anyway, he passed the note out ... Ten seconds left, and McGrady got the answer! In the last 3 seconds, he needs a fill-in-the-blank question! The answer came, and the whole examination room tried to stop him! But he copied it. It's the left hand! Oh, my god Even the teacher was moved to tears. But the paper said: I wouldn't ... Yes, it was like that. NO.2 On a beautiful morning, the sky was clear, but a farmer was sitting at the door, drunk and prostrate. A passer-by came forward curiously and asked, fellow villager, why don't you enjoy it today, but drink here? The farmer replied, Hey, there are some things that you can never explain. Passer-by: What happened? Farmer: Today, I was milking the cow, and it happened to be a poke. The cow kicked the tong over the passerby with its left foot: It was quite unlucky, but it was not enough. Farmer: Hey, some things can never be explained. Passerby: Then what? Farmer: I tied her left leg to the post with a rope and squeezed it. As a result, a bucket was just full, and she kicked the bucket over with her right leg. Passers-by laughed and asked, Then what? Farmer: Hey, some things you can never explain. I tied her right leg to the post, and it just filled a bucket, and she swept it down with her tail. Passerby: It's bad enough. Forget it, don't be sad. Farmer: Hey, some things you can never explain. Passerby: What else? ! Farmer: This time I didn't have any rope, so I planned to tie her tail to the post with a belt. I pulled out the belt and arrested her tail. At this moment, my pants fell off, and my girlfriend came in ... NO.3 The father and son took a bath, and the son saw that his father's * * * * was bigger than his own. The father said, yours is a small tricycle, and mine is a big Mercedes. Mother said after listening: it's still running, and it will turn off on the road. Father said: it was on the old road, but it was amazing on the new road. NO.4 The elephant put its shit in the middle of the road, and an ant happened to pass by. It looked up at the misty peak and could not help but sigh: Ah, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

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