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Why doesn't Classical, the boss of Liangshan, believe in Huarong Shenshe?
Classical may have made it very clear, and Huarong Road saw it at a glance: "Only Classical doesn't believe that I shot the tapestry. Why don't you show a few wrists in the past and teach them to see it and worship me later? " Just as Huarong Road appeared, a line of geese flew in the sky, and Huarong revealed his skill: "Brother Cha Cai saw Huarong Road shooting velvet tapestries, and the leaders seemed to have doubts. A line of geese flew from a distance, and Huarong Road did not dare to boast. This arrow hit the third wild goose in the team. When the lens is missed, the public's head will stop laughing. "
Huarong Road has real skills and is not afraid of calling the truth. He prefers to call the truth, so as to show his true skills. Unlike many people who only talk nonsense and brag about their skin, it is exposed as soon as it is true. Such people dare not call it true, but only come up with all kinds of perfect reasons to blame. If you really can't blame yourself, you will turn your face and lose your temper to whitewash your extreme consternation. People with real skills don't talk nonsense. It sounds ridiculous, but it's actually objective. It is often those who have no real skills and only learn the skills of fur or three-legged cats. This kind of person is boastful, careless and eccentric, but he can't help being careful. Once they are careful, they will be exposed! You'll make a fool of yourself!
Huarong Road has a real skill, is not afraid to tell the truth, and will not make a fool of himself. "The Huarong Road arrow, really in the middle of the geese within the third mile, straight down the hill. When the sergeant was called to check, the arrow was piercing the goose's head. "Huarong Road's divine shooting is really fierce, but why doesn't the old classical in Liangshan believe in his divine shooting? As the master of one mountain, Chao Gai should have a higher mind and knowledge than other heroes. If his men, red-haired Liu Tang and Ruan Jinyong, are young and competitive, they don't believe in Huarong Road. As the master of one mountain, why did Classical throw herself at Huarong Road, where the partnership came to take refuge?
In fact, it's not that Classical doesn't believe in Huarong, but it's even more unwilling to believe that Huarong has such a good skill. After Chao Gai occupied Liangshan, he had eleven brothers: Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Lin Chong, Liu Tang, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, Ruan Xiaoqi, Du Qian, Song Wan, Zhu Gui and Bai Sheng. Among the eleven brothers, Du Qian, Song Wan and Zhu Gui are old subordinates of Untitled Scholar and Wang Lun. Although they volunteered to follow Classical, they could not become his cronies. Although Lin Chong merged with Wang Lun, he made himself the owner of the thieves' den. Who knows if it will merge with me one day, and I will set up another person. Bai Sheng has betrayed us again, and I have long since given him up as my brother. I left him here for fear that Jianghu heroes would laugh at me for being dishonest. A true confidant only needs a private school teacher, Wu Yong, Gongsun Sheng, Liu Tang and Ruan Jinyong who can only juggle. Ruan Jinyong III has some skills, but only underwater.
Song Gongming suddenly called so many people to join Liangshan. If I don't take them in, I'll send them down the mountain to Rainbow. Maybe the leopard head Lin Chong will be angry with me. But if you really stay, these people, others don't say, Li, Rong, Huo Roar and Qin Ming, two extraordinary people, are basically no rivals with my brothers. If something happens one day, it is basically impossible to handle. Yes, Classical, the king of Tota at this time, is in the same mood as Untitled Scholar Wang Lun when Lin Chong went to Liangshan on a snowy night. Now Wang Lun is afraid that Lin Chong will usurp the throne, thus making things difficult. At this point, classical also has this kind of fear, but he can't learn from Wang Lun to spite Huarong Road and others. Will be laughed at by national heroes, and may even be clashed by Lin Chong.
Therefore, he didn't want to see Huarong have such a good skill in his heart, and he didn't want to believe that Huarong's statement that "one arrow can break the brocade" was true, so he vaguely replied: "Straight clouds shoot close, but we will see more arrows in the future." His heart at this time is very complicated, but it is also full of fear. Look at the reaction of Chao Gai after Huarong shot the goose: "Chao Gai and all the leaders were shocked." The heads of internal leaders should refer to the cronies and brothers of Classical, who, like Classical, are also frightened and criticized.
According to common sense, if Classical didn't have this sense of fear and crisis, Huarong Road would be very happy to be shot with an arrow, because there is another hero with real skills in the thief's cave, and he will also agree with Huarong Road's divine shot, but none of them, as long as he expresses "terror". Maybe he was too scared, lost his manners and forgot that he was the owner of a mountain. Wu Yong was a little embarrassed to see the situation and added for him: "General Hugh is stricter than Xiao Li Guang, and even Yang is not as good as Tian Shou. Stealing a hole is really lucky! "
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Flowers are green when they grow up.
On the way to the store, we passed several flower stalls, and suddenly the little guy said, "It smells good!" " "I asked him," What smells good? " He said, "It's flowers. "Then I pointed to a group of flowers and asked him what color it was. He said, "Flowers are red, yellow, purple and green." I asked him, "Are there any green flowers?" He immediately said, "Flowers are green before they grow up. "
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