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How many boys are there around Guanyin?

-Zhikongkong met many people who claimed to be boys around Guanyin in his life. Especially Buddhists. No, I met another Buddhist yesterday. He also claimed to be a boy around Guanyin. She has been a Buddhist for several years, not only burning incense and worshiping Buddha every day, but also being a vegetarian for a long time. However, she seems to have suffered a lot in life. When communicating with me, I complained about these grievances: "Why has my business not improved since I studied Buddhism for so many years? I treat my friends sincerely, but I get nothing in return. They still talk about me behind my back and attack me? I have been a Buddhist for many years, and my husband is a Christian this year. Is it really confusing? 20 12 is coming, I have to go, I want to go back to Guanyin. " I listened to her complaint and found it very funny. Is the purpose of religious belief to get rich? When you associate with friends, you feel that you are paying. Do you need the other person to speak well of you? Besides, everyone has the right to believe in religion, and which religion to believe in is also a predestined relationship with which religion. What about Buddhism and other religions? For example, if you study in Peking University and he studies in Tsinghua, why not? What is even more ridiculous is that 20 12 is coming, and she is going to "go"! I asked her, "Where are you going?" She said, "Go back to Guanyin!" "How did you come back?" "Isn't 20 12 the end of the world? I take this opportunity to repay Guanyin Bodhisattva. " "How do you know that 20 12 is the end of the world? How do you know that you will definitely return to Guanyin? " "20 12 the end of the world is said by many people! Some people say that I am the lower bound of the boy around Guanyin. " "Rumors about the end of the world on 20 12. . . As for boys, I have met hundreds of boys who claim to be around Guanyin. Are there so many boys around Guanyin? " I remember attending a Buddhist meeting last year. Forty or fifty people attending the meeting were "recognized" by the host as boys around Bodhisattvas such as Guanyin, Manjusri, Maitreya and Pu Xian. In other words, there were about a dozen Guanyin boys that day. I, a Taoist, was also "recognized" as a boy by Manjusri Bodhisattva. It is said that such appraisal methods will be held frequently. It seems that the boys around Guanyin are still increasing. We use wisdom to analyze this matter: Why are countless immortals, buddhas, gods and saints in the sky all boys around Guanyin? In the same period, will there be so many boys around Guanyin? Are Buddhists all boys around Buddhists and Bodhisattvas? Besides, what about the boy next to Guanyin? You still have to be reborn if you can't fix it yourself! To find out the purpose of immortals, buddhas, gods, saints or boys coming to earth from heaven? Is it a little unfairness in life that leads to psychological imbalance and puts the blame on the religion you believe in? When you encounter a problem, first find out the problem or reason from yourself, and don't complain. Not to escape, but also to return to Guanyin with 20 12 absurd theory of disaster. That's ridiculous. Imagine: if you are not satisfied with your merits on earth and want to go back because of your lack of experience? Go back to where? Religious people should not be deceived by some good words and sweet words. People say you are a boy around Guanyin. I also said that you are the reincarnation of the demon son and grandson. Will you be happy? If you are not happy, I would like to ask: It is said that in the last days of the law, the magic was strong and the law was weak, and many monsters were reincarnated. So where did these people go? Cann't they just eat vegetarian food and recite Buddha? Which monk we met, Dade, told us who he was and who he was reincarnated. Is it a Buddha or a bodhisattva? By the way, tell a joke: that day, two people who claimed to be the reincarnation of Guanyin met together, but they usually talked about themselves everywhere but kept silent. I don't think they are Guanyin again, but the devil incarnate! Finally, I told this friend: Don't always be a reward for being a vegetarian, and correct your shortcomings and problems. Not wronged at all, always staring at other people's shortcomings. What can you do if you suffer some losses in your life? If you want to take advantage, you will be further away from the road. Give up persistence, 20 12 is only one year, whether it is a disaster or not has nothing to do with you! I also hope that these boys will forget their illusory identity in life and on the road. Don't lose yourself!