Find some classic jokes

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A passenger train is moving slowly along the railway. Finally, it stopped. The passenger saw a strange object crawling in through the window.

"What is this?" She shouted at the window.

"cow! On the train track, "the commander replied.

10 minutes later, the train resumed its slow running.

After only five minutes, it stopped again.

That woman saw the cow just now.

She leaned against the window and shouted, "What's the matter? Have we caught up with the cows? "

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The reason why beggars would rather die than jump ship.

"I would rather die than jump ship!"

This is the * * * declaration issued by beggars in China today, and I will describe the reasons as follows:

1, beggar hanako competition is fair.

Look at China today, but there is competition everywhere in China, and only beggars' gangs are the coolest. For example, striving for higher technical titles is the lifelong goal of many people. In order to achieve this goal, nothing has been done! What fake is not made! The word "professional title" is all empty by you! Not to mention, there are still a bunch of people who are busy running away from official positions. When a small official wants to be a middle-level official, when a big official wants to be a high official. They don't seek happiness for the people, but fly high! Hum, we beggar Hanako also have positions and titles, but we all work hard, there is no need to cheat, and it is impossible to buy fake diplomas such as "Babideng University" online. Of course, among the beggars, those who just started on the road have nothing to say, and they are all apprentices; Begging for a year or so will naturally go to the street office; In a few years, as long as the results continue to be excellent, why worry about not being a regional special team? Down-to-earth, conscientious; Fair play, promotion!

Therefore, we would rather die than jump off the boat!

1, beggar Hanako always attaches importance to "honesty"

Look at China today, who joined the "big deal". It is said that when multinational companies come to China to recruit people, the first thing they look at is not English, but honesty. There are too many people who don't talk about honesty now. In other words, this collar in large and small companies is busy jumping ship. What foreigners' big bosses fear most is job-hopping! This is not a sign of honesty! A small jump every three days, a big jump every three weeks, everyone is afraid, and the boss is worried. More employees than the company? Students are also skipping classes and entering another school; Adults are jumping, too, choosing another man to hang or another woman to hide … just, just us!

Therefore, we would rather die than jump ship!

3. begging is the most comfortable life.

Look at China today. People of all colors are busy all year round. They can't be idle. How difficult it is to go from south to north and from west to east! We have always believed that it is one thing to earn more and earn less, and it is another to live and work in peace and contentment. Like us, the sun comes out and we sit in the street; When the head is low, knock on the head; When the hand was stretched out, the ticket dropped. How happy I am! If you want it, continue to work hard; I don't want it anymore. Lice catching. As the sun sets, we can sleep whenever we want. Those who want to go to bars put on their suits and ties, take a taxi and take a walk. What about you? Come and go in a hurry and never stop! How can I have time to chat with my family and friends and have a cup of tea? Even if you have time to drink coffee, it is often business! How can you have time to lie in bed with a book in your head, read it leisurely, and finally have a fairy-like "hands tired of books and dreams of a long afternoon"? Even if you have time to read books, you still read job advertisements, right? What's the fun of working so hard? What is the meaning of life? If we are really homesick, it is easy to prepare to go home and have a look. Sitting in a conspicuous place downtown, deliberately let the city people see it, so that we can be sent back to our hometown for free. Is there such treatment?

Therefore, we would rather die than jump off the boat!

4. begging can also earn foreign exchange.

Look at China today. Whoever doesn't study hard will fall behind and be eliminated. But for us beggars, we also attach importance to learning, and we can adapt to the development and changes in the work field! Can adapt to the urgent needs of international integration! For example, in coastal open areas, we can all speak a few foreign languages such as "Hello", "I need money" and "Thank you very much"! So, how many of you can earn dollars every day? We can all! Haha, in that case, why are we busy jumping ship?

Therefore, we would rather die than jump off the boat!

In short, I would rather die than quit, envy and hate!

The income of beggar Hanako is the most stable.

Look at China today. The road to a well-off society is a bright road. It is everyone's responsibility to make the whole people rich, and it is human nature to beg for food. Also want to run well-off! However, compared with you, our speed on the road to a well-off society is fast and steady, and we can ensure the harvest through drought and flood. Do you know that?/You know what? We have an old companion, wearing a big cotton-padded jacket and a straw rope around his waist. Suddenly one day, he got an acute illness and was taken to the hospital. The doctor examined him, but he refused to untie the big cotton-padded jacket. Ha, there are countless pockets sewn on the lining of his coat, and there are countless passbooks in it! Ha, which one of you can compare? In fact, this is just an example. How many people in our Beggars' Sect have quickly crossed the threshold of ten thousand households and embarked on the road to a well-off life! We got two floors in our hometown, good aunts from other places, good seats for village cadres, and ... what else can't we get? Ha, with more money, everything will be easy! We have to eat, Hanako. I haven't heard of being laid off because I can't go on begging!

Therefore, we would rather die than jump off the boat!