Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Wife, I love you, say
Wife, I love you, say
Loneliness is not something you are born with, but a feeling that you only experience after falling in love with you. You will be satisfied when you are around you. Although we are together in the distance, you will also be lonely. Haha, my wife. Love you.
Wife, I love you.
1. The past is the past. I am lucky to have you who tolerates me so much. Your persistence makes me full of motivation. I will definitely stand up, my wife, I love you, thank you for everything.
2. Before I got the tattoo, the tattoo artist told me that the color cannot be washed away. Now that I have chosen to be your fan, I will not regret it. Use the color you like. I stamp a seal for a lifetime today and will never be able to love others for a lifetime. I love you as your fan wife!
3. Wife, I love you. Go to bed early. You have been working so hard lately, so go to bed early. Remember our agreement, go to bed after reading this. Go to bed early, it’s been a tiring day. Good night, my wife
4. Baby, I miss you so much. Your back in the denim skirt often appears in front of my eyes. I love you, stinky wife. Give me another chance for us to love again! I really want to hold you from behind and never let go.
There has been no update for five or three days. My wife said that I gave up halfway. Today I gave my wife a surprise. She was fooled into thinking that I had to work the evening shift and could not pick her up. My wife and I kept chatting on WeChat. My wife got off work. When you see me when you go out, your mouth is wide open. Surprise, silly wife. Remember that I am always behind you. You can see me as soon as you turn around. Silly wife, I love you.
6. I will work hard and give you everything you want. I love you, wife.
7. Recently, my brother has been telling me all the time, "My wife, I love you," and he also said that he wants to marry me.
8. When you drink, you hug me and say, wife, I love you, I love you.
9. I won’t let you go this time. I will chase you back and hold you in the palm of my hand. I will get rid of all my bad habits. I can change anything for you this time. I will break my promise, my wife, I love you!
10. The road is the same as the sky. I will carry you on my back all the way. Happy birthday to my wife, I love you.
11. Today is the 219th day that Yuanyuan and I have known each other, and we have been together. 137 days. The situation has been tense recently and I am under a lot of pressure. My mobile phone cannot be used. The key is that I am not strict with myself. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I wasn’t like this before, but now I fall asleep as soon as I fall down. I’m also speechless to myself. I owe you everything in my life, and I will spend the rest of my life repaying it. I love you, my wife! Never abandon me, wife, I miss you so much!
12. Thank you for the other half in your life! Thank you for your support, wife, I love you!
13. Some people always say that you only know how to cherish something after losing it. I am grateful that we depend on each other and love each other. It is precisely at this time that we all know how to cherish. Cherish our love. Cherish every bit of us. Wife, I love you. ingrained. I hope we can always be this happy. Come on together. Protect our love and our home.
14. My wife gave me one surprise after another last night, which really shocked me. I am so happy. I love you, my wife.
15. Wife, I love you. Every time I want to wait for you to come back and talk to you properly, but I am too sleepy. Wife, my husband will always love you.
16 , Wife, I love you, go to bed early. I don’t know what’s going on, but I just thought, Okay, don’t think too much. Yesterday, I went to Henan with my boss and bought my mother a down jacket. My mother was very happy. The down jacket I bought came back today. It’s so expensive, so I decided not to worry about it. It doesn’t look ugly when I wear it. . Keep it.
17. When I got home, my husband said: Although there is no cake or celebration, I still want to say happy birthday to my wife, I love you, and I will give you everything I have. After saying that, I burst into tears immediately. A man who never talks sweetly will only tell me how much he loves me with actions. I was flirted with by him today. He asked: Wife, can you play the guitar? I said no, and he said, how did you touch my heartstrings? I was instantly embarrassed and confused.
18. Feelings, thoughts, and moods are mutual and not singular. Problems considered from different angles will be different, and thoughts in my heart will be different. I will remember to put myself in someone else's shoes. I'm sorry, my wife, I hurt you. , but there will never be a next time, my wife, I love you, my baby, I will always keep these words in my heart
19. Sometimes there will be conflicts and quarrels. Because of love. We were reconciled again in a matter of minutes! Wife, I love you, this is enough. I hope I can make chicken soup for you when I am eighty years old. Carry you. To make you happy. Take you everywhere.
20. I have no regrets in my heart. With my wife, my family has become warmer; my wife has devoted her youth to the family; my wife has devoted everything to the family, I love you, my wife; my wife has devoted everything to you! Now that I have a wife, my food is warm and I stare at your bad face every day, but I still have no regrets. I have the warmth of my wife sleeping on the kang; work jackets have always been a very tough item
21. Listening to your voice, I really want to breathe your future and look at your sky, so good I want to visit your heart, stick to your expectations, I really want to say my love, my wife, I love you
22. I repeatedly watched the video of my wife and I looking at each other across the mountain at noon today. I cried over and over again, looking at my wife's thin face, haggard look, and vomiting. My heart was like a knife. I really regretted not rushing to my wife and shielding him from the wind and rain. I blame myself for being useless. No Competent, I'm not good...but wife, I love you sincerely! I want to take a few days off to spend time with you, even if I meet you every day, I don’t want you to be wronged again!
23. I like to put a pair of cold feet and a pair of cold hands on my husband in the middle of winter. Haha, it’s so warm. It sucked all the heat energy away, and within a few minutes I was so hot that I pulled out immediately. The walking warm baby is my favorite. After taking a shower last night, my husband consciously washed and dried our towels and clothes by hand, and told me to remember to take them back. At night, I heard him purring and saying, "I love you, my wife."
Twenty-four. A pair of hands controlled my freedom to toss and turn, hugging me tightly and unable to move. I couldn’t even talk in my sleep: Wife, I love you. My snoring never stopped. I kicked him, but it didn't work. Instead, I hugged him tighter, until it was difficult to even breathe. Oh, how can I be so virtuous? For such an excellent man to be so disgusted with me.
Twenty-five, when I am enduring your mother’s unreasonableness. Hold it in and let it go. . Just because I respect her as a mother. . But I also feel aggrieved. It will also be uncomfortable. . I'll tell you occasionally. . You are not a comforter at this time. . Instead, he sat there playing games without moving. . Shouldn't you give me a hug at this time? . Say thank you to my wife for your hard work. . Wife, I love you or something like that. . What's the point of my efforts?
26. My wife fell asleep with a stomachache. I feel really bad. I will bear everything for my wife if I can share it. Wife, I love you.
27. Wife, I love you, I will always be kind to you, accompany you to see the prosperity of this world, and walk through the years of life. I will always hold your hand and enjoy the happiness of life and family together. Wife, I love you.
28. My little angel is about to come out. Although I don’t know the gender, I will love you, and I love your mother even more! Wife, I love you.
29. From now on, I will not exist in the world. I wish you happiness, happiness and joy forever. Wife, I love you. Goodbye. Wife, I love you quotes.
1. Wife, I love you. Your slippery lips always wake up every cell in my body the moment they touch me. The awakening consciousness will immediately be obsessed with the intoxicating sweetness.
2. Wife, I love you. Your angelic smile always envelopes my whole body calmly. She soothes my skin, soothes my mind, and soothes my soul.
3. Wife, I love you. Your sweet smile is always like Cupid's arrow, penetrating deeply through my spine and reaching my heart. It was a heartbreaking experience of love, a feeling of happiness that transcended realms.
4. Wife, I love you. Your black hair will always gently brush across my face, soft and smooth. The charming fragrance that follows always floats through my soul, outlining layers of waves.
5. Wife, I love you. You are a gift from God, and I have to love you carefully in this life.
I accept you sincerely, and I will use my life to defend this sacred mission.
6. Wife, I love you. I will watch you obsessively and won’t let you leave my sight for a moment. I demand that you live in every corner of my world, and I hope that you will stay in every space in my memory.
7. Wife, I love you. I want to melt into your eyes, I want to melt into your heart. I want to flow through your entire body with your blood, and I want every part of your body to hear the declaration of my love.
8. Wife, I love you. I want to spend my whole life loving you.
9. Wife, I love you. Time with you is always extremely happy, and I enjoy this happiness greedily. I am sincerely grateful for this gift of grace.
10. Wife, I love you. From the moment I saw you, you were like the spring breeze, constantly tugging at my heartstrings and troubling my thoughts, making me excited for a long time. Dirty sentences about my wife, I love you
Feng Lin, my wife, I love you. Although we have only known each other for a few days, I will love you and pamper you for the rest of my life. You will always be my unique treasure. You are worthy of my use. Life to protect the person for life.
Nasty sentences about "I love you, wife"
1. A fool suddenly called me "wife" in a daze in the morning, hugged me tightly, and said, "I love you, wife" ! I thought something was wrong! As a result, he said he had a nightmare, so he picked up 200 yuan and was arrested and jailed for 20 years. In this way, he would not be able to see his wife for 20 years! I woke up with a fright! Hahahaha, my husband is so cute!
2. I had a beautiful dream. In the dream, a strong man said, "My wife, I love you."
3. The stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, my wife, I love you.
4. Today you drank too much with your father, uncle, brother, brother and aunt. Half-conscious, he repeatedly told me: Wife, I love you! I want to be with you forever! You must never leave me! I just want to hold you tight, how could I bear to leave you. If you love too much, you will be too worried about losing it. Just like we are afraid of death, the more we love life, the more we are afraid of death.
5. Wife, I love you, I really want to be romantic with you, and be sweet while watching the scenery; I really want to quarrel with you, I only make you happy without making you angry; I really want to work harder, I’ll give you all the money when I get home; after saying that, I have to hug you first!
6. Today is the 16th day that my wife Xiaomiao and I have been together. We have experienced too much unpleasantness today. Too many worries, but after these things I have strengthened myself. I will accompany Xiaomiao forever and ever, never leave her, never let her get hurt. I am willing to spend my whole life for her happiness, my wife. Love you.
7. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I went to my father-in-law’s house. I was very impressed. He was not tall and had a dark face. At first glance, he looked like an out-and-out master farmer. There was always so much to talk about between us. I would like to thank him for his concern and love for me. For our family, for our children and for me, he has sacrificed too much. My wife is diligent and thrifty in running the house, and is down-to-earth and hardworking. Dear father-in-law, thank you for your hard work, dear wife. I love you.
8. We are an old couple. It's normal to be angry and quarrelsome. Wife, you know how angry you are. It's not that I don't talk to you. I just follow you. Wife, I love you. Don't be angry, okay?
9. With a wife, the food is hot and the body is tired, so there is no regrets! Wife, I love you
10. Today is 300 days. Wife, I love you. While it brings me love, it also makes me understand something. Wife, I love you.
11. We have been together for nine months. My wife, I love you and must marry you.
12. I have been away from home all year round and have not spent many holidays at home. I just want to say, wife, I love you!
13. I have no other meaning in posting this, I just know that you are in a bad mood. I hope you will be happy after reading this, because I have found another place you like to play. Here you can ride horses, shoot archery and truly experience the life of the Mongolian people. You can also drive go-karts here, which is really exciting. I really hope everything goes well next year and I can take you and your family out for fun. I can justifiably call you my wife and take you everywhere. Wife, I love you.
14. I went to Como yesterday. The scenery was beautiful, the sky was blue, and the lobster noodles were delicious. But before leaving, I still had a big fight with Niu Niu in front of Xiao Xia. I made people laugh. Of course I was impulsive, regretful and embarrassed afterwards. I must restrain myself from losing my temper in the future. If you love her, you must pamper her and tolerate her. My wife, I love you.
15. The first time I was with you when you drank too much. It was already late at night after dinner. I took a taxi to take you home. You were clamoring for instant noodles, and I poured them for you after I finished making them. Drink water and finally put you to sleep. You hugged me very hard and said in my ear, wife, I love you, shall we get married? The hot breath you exhaled made my ears itchy, and the smell of alcohol in my mouth has not dissipated. I feel so safe lying in your arms, you are so close to me, we are so close to love.
16. Wife, I love you, 11 will stick to you every day! I just want to be with you all the time!
Seventeen. Wife, I miss you! Time together is always so fast! I haven’t given you a good hug yet! You're home again! Two months to go! We never want to be separated again! Like conjoined twins! You lie in my arms at night! Always together! Wife, I love you! Miss you so much!
18. Happy Holidays, dear. We have spent four years together and you and I are still together. Today is a special day, even though we can’t spend time together. We want a good wife, I love you.
19. After everything was settled, he walked to the kitchen, where Mrs. Su was busy. Dongpo put his arms around his shoulders, leaned against the door frame, and said, "My wife, my wife, I love you, just like Rats love rice, Momoda~
20. Fifty-one days together, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, silly wife, our first Mid-Autumn Festival, but we are seven or eight thousand kilometers apart. Every time like this, I miss you so much, I really want you to be by my side, I really hope you can return to China early, so that we can spend more time together, take care of you, love you, pamper you, silly Wife, I love you.
21. Wife, I love you, don’t be afraid, my husband will always be by your side to accompany you. come on.
22. A person has at least one dream and a reason to be strong. If the heart has no place to rest, it will be wandering wherever it goes. The paradise to rest in is to be with you. I love you, my wife, and thank God for giving you to me.
23. To be honest, when I thought that my husband didn’t care about me and didn’t love me, I really wanted to escape from it all. But when I found that my husband still loved me, I seemed to be very happy inside. I am an insecure person, so my husband looked at me seriously and said, "Honey, I love you!" I'm still not sure inside. Maybe I have low self-esteem, both low self-esteem and super-confidence. Maybe if you love someone, you will always have a little inferiority complex, which is unavoidable. Maybe, I love him so much. Doing nothing, seeing him smile because of it, can heal my unhappiness.
Twenty-four. Hang up the video and glance at the cat nestling beside the bed. You sent a message saying, wife, I love you. Happy, a little uncomfortable, satisfied, too satisfied.
25. Today is Wednesday, the third day without any news. I woke up again at this time. I know that military training is very hard. Sometimes it is even said to be a kind of torture. When it is hard, think about it. I, think of me when I am tired, my wife, I love you [Wife’s third day of military training, good morning]
26. I am here alone, I miss my wife so much, my wife, I love you.
Twenty-seven. In fact, falling in love does not mean that one person's happiness becomes the happiness of two people, and one person's unhappiness is divided into two small parts. I am so happy to have someone so lovable (sha) B)’s wife, my wife, I love you.
Twenty-eight. There are so many memories between us. I still remember my birthday trip to Nanchang. We all had a great time. It was almost one o'clock and we were ready to go back. On the way, you were there. I whispered to me in my ear, my wife, I love you. I said it on purpose so that I couldn’t hear what you said. Three or four times in a row. You didn’t know how happy I was by what you said. You didn’t know how happy you were every time. I felt so proud, happy and happy when I was called my wife for the first time in front of others.
29. My stomach hurt all day yesterday, and my palms were sweating because of the pain at night. Fortunately, my baby cared about me, and my heart felt warm. I also felt like when I first fell in love. I want to be like this with you forever. Every day is sweet. Let the past pass. Let’s just remember the good memories. Then let’s create good memories together. Okay, my wife, I love you. I want to be this sweet with you all my life. I love you to say a long story I love you to say something
1. I can’t say so many love words. Is a sincere “I love you” enough?
2. If seven days later - three seconds before the end of the world: I love you
3. When you leave, you want to tell you, oh mom, I love you, When the years pass, I owe you, Oh, Mom, I love you.
4. The words "I love you" between girls are a feeling that you guys can never compare to.
5. I know that I am not his tomorrow. The only thing I can do is to send him ashore. I can't hide my joy, I can't hide my tears, but I can hide my love. The night is very long. I look at your sleeping figure and approach you gently. The shadow reflects me hugging you and kissing you. The corners of my mouth are slightly raised. I approach your ear and say the three words "I love you" while you sleep. On fire.
6. For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "gently, it hurts".
7. If he is talking and moving, I can deliberately not look at him. But now he is just lying on the table quietly, and I can't control my eyes from looking at him. I really want to rush over and hug him tightly and say I love you, I want you, don’t ignore me, don’t abandon me, don’t treat me badly, please love me too, hold me tight, don’t leave me. I miss you like crazy every day, just one meter away from you.
8. Who dares to leave 520 words of "I love you" in my space on Chinese Valentine's Day? I will never leave him for the rest of my life
9. You never know what will happen tomorrow , if you meet the person you love today, you must tell him today: I love you, I love you very, very much. Even if he can't respond with the same love to you, at least he will be happy and joyful at the moment he knows he is loved.
10. I never said that I like you, I love you, but you are always in my heart
11. Miyazawa Bridge. I want to hear what you have to say. Baby. I love you. I will take good care of you. There is no betrayal...
12. I love you with my loving heart and unloved heart.
13. When a man knows that you love him, he will not say that he loves you, because he has the upper hand. Men will say "I love you" to women only when they don't have enough self-confidence.
14. Happiness multiplies, joy lasts for a long time, happiness makes the sky red, and happiness never stops. Don’t say I am a gust of wind. I love you. I am willing to roll into a whirlpool and let you lie in my arms and stir up the waves. The waves of a lifetime are surging incessantly. 520 I love you, love by my side, love in my dreams.
15. I miss you deeply and truly. I love your innocence, do you know? To me, your smile is the most important!
16. You are the air that I cannot leave day and night. You are the meaning of my life. From the moment you entered my world, everything about you is more important than my life. When I am troubled, you send me love. Come and laugh, when I am happy, you make me feel happier, my dear, baby, 520, I love you!
17. Don’t think that I love you and you are nothing but a big deal. I will have sex with you and piss you off to death
18. You explained the fact that I love you with your smile, and I infected you with tears. The reality that you love me.
19. Luxury goods are not worth your words "I love you", but they are too expensive. I'm sorry I can't afford them.
20. Idiot ◇ I love you idiot ◇ I hate you
21. Because I love you, I will feel uncomfortable when I see you being intimate with others
22. Some whispers should be said loudly. for example. I love you.
23. If the world really ends tomorrow, I want to tell the people who love me loudly that I love you!
24. The happiest two words in the world are "good night" wan an. When read separately, they actually mean: I love you. I love you.
25. Mom and Dad, I love you, I miss you, and I miss home
26. Whether he still keeps me or not, I don’t care whether he wrote the sentence “I love you” or not. Not forgotten, not forgotten, the lost courage
27. I love you, you love me, we are together, no problem ▉I love you, you love me, until we grow old, I am willing
< p> 28. The tragedy of life is not that you don’t know that I love you, but that you have fallen out of love before you even fell in love.29. Even if I say I love you ten thousand times, it can end with just one word of breakup. This is love.
30. When I say I love you, will you hug me and say: "Damn, you didn't tell me earlier"
31. If there is no end of the world, I will I must hold you and say husband, I love you.
32. Although I have loved you for so long, and although he does not know me, I will still choose a boy who makes me laugh.
33. Don’t just rely on me to love you. You can do whatever you want. ’?
34. I am uneducated. Just say I love you. Liang Hongfei.
35. When my love for you becomes a hindrance to you in your eyes, I have the courage to leave. Although I can't bear it. ZAL. Happy New Year. I miss you so much.
36. I am the one who obviously hates to make you angry the most, but I still always quarrel with you. Mom, I love you
37. I love you, Wang Jingyi
38. {I miss you} {I love you}
39. "I love you" with a lip read it can be a "suspect" ("I love you" with lip language It can be read as "doubt")
40. Saying I love you in the end is the only thing I can do.
41. I love you sincerely, but telling you is a big adventure.
42. I am not good at Chinese, but I will tell you I love you; I am not good at math, but I will say 520 to you; I am not good at English, but I will say 1 1ove to you You.
43. The person I love confessed to me, but I said that I am no longer single. You asked me if I didn’t take medicine. I love you.
44. I love you without reservation. I love you until the end
45. Thank you for your company in the days without him, which makes me no longer lonely. Wife, I love you, you are my family, forever...
46. Not everyone who loves you can persist.
47. Today my father turns thirty-nine. birthday, and his hair is already white, I would like to say here, Dad, you have worked hard, Dad, I love you
48. Yang Hua, I love you even if I give my life for you. No matter what you do
49. I endure your family and don’t give me any stability for you. I just hope that one day you can say "I love you" to just me
50. Love It’s not just that you love me and I love you, but you have to withstand the ravages of reality.
- Related articles
- Will eating Wangzai steamed buns at the age of 20 be laughed at?
- Telling a joke is super funny and hilarious.
- Is there anything funny that can seduce my husband and make him excited?
- Can Koreans understand Chinese?
- Bird 3 peripheral products
- How to tell a good joke ~
- Interesting sentences describing windy days.
- How good is Galo? Why is it often banned?
- Family English joke series: it will always be me
- Video of teachers telling jokes during the Republic of China