Come on, you're getting lice. Take a shower!

1, humorous joke, a couple quarreled. Woman: Get as far away from my brain as possible! ! The man said quietly, according to your idea, I should stay where I am.

When the writer heard the chef say that his work was tasteless, he said to the chef, "You haven't written a novel, so you have no right to criticize my book." The chef retorted, "I've never laid an egg in my life, but I can try scrambled eggs." Can hens taste eggs? "

3. Being hungry and doing well is called losing weight; Pinch this thing if it is done well, it is called * * *; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoyment; Persistence is called persistence when it is done well.

The mouse is particularly depressed because he doesn't have a girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess.

5. A foreign tourist visited the orchard and bragged as he walked: "In China, oranges look like football and banana trees look like iron towers …" He tripped over a pile of watermelons. A fruit grower shouted, "Be careful of our grapes."

Xiao Wang, a young worker, wanted to transfer his job, so he had a drink with the factory director. After three rounds of drinking, Xiao Wang took out the application report and handed it to the factory director. The drunken factory director picked up a pen and heavily signed two words on the application report: good wine.

7. A beautiful woman found that lipstick was too heavy, wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time and suddenly woke up. He caught up and said, girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!

8. There are two kinds of old lady cakes in the bakery near my home. The labels are "big old woman cake" and "little old woman cake". I bought some home, and what I have learned so far is that the little wife is sweet and the big wife is full.

9. In my junior year, my classmates went to work in a shopping mall selling fish. The guest took the selected fish, and my classmate gently pointed to the fish killing platform and said to him, "If you go, someone will kill you." ……

10, does your ear itch? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

A passage, a philosophy, a spiritual journey once a day.