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Ask a little philosophical story about miracles.

Foxes hatch eggs.

The fox is hungry, so he looks for something to eat everywhere. He rummaged through the grass by the river and looked around, but he saw a big duck egg!

The fox jumped up in a stride, hugged the egg and eagerly put it in his mouth. At this time, a voice in my head said, "Do you eat duck eggs or chubby ducklings?"

The fox decided to hatch the ducks and have a big meal. He sat on the egg, but immediately jumped up: "Isn't this going to crush the egg?"

He had a good idea and dug a hole in the ground. The fox put the egg in a hole full of hay, and lay on the front and back of the hole with its front paws and back paws, only its soft belly gently covered the duck egg. It's a good idea ―― the egg can be warm and won't be crushed, but this gesture is too like torture. In less than five minutes, the fox's limbs will be unbearable.

The fox has another good idea. He picked up a long bark. He was proud of his masterpiece, but when he was chasing rabbits, his bark loosened and almost broke his precious eggs.

The fox put the egg in his mouth angrily and wanted to eat it in one bite. Only then did I know that the egg was hatched and gave birth to a healthy and lively duckling. Unexpectedly, the duckling suddenly pounced on the fox's nose: "Mom! Mom! "

The fox was shocked and stammered, "I, I'm not your mother, I, I'm a man, and I can only be a father." "dad! Dad! " The duckling climbed up the fox's nose.

The duckling ate a chubby belly, buried his head under the fox's paw and said vaguely, "Thank you, Dad, I love you so much, Dad."

The fox sighed again: "don't eat a big meal, I have a son." Is this my life? "

camel

The little camel in the zoo asked his mother, "Mom, mom, why are our eyelashes so long?" Mother camel said, "When a sandstorm comes, long eyelashes can make us all see clearly in the storm." The little camel asked again, "mom, mom, why are our backs so camel and ugly!" " Mother camel said, "This is called hump. It can help us to store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can endure it for more than ten days without drinking water or eating in the desert." The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our soles so thick?" Mother camel said, "This can prevent our heavy bodies from sinking into the soft sand, which is convenient for long-distance travel."

The little camel was very happy: "Wow, we are really useful! ! But mom, why are we still in the zoo and don't go hiking in the desert? "

I was born useful, but no one uses it now. Good mentality+successful teaching materials+infinite stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited, and the key is to find a stage where they can give full play to their potential.

Misunderstanding is one of the philosophical stories of life.

Early in Alaska, a young couple got married and had children. His wife died in childbirth, leaving a child.

He is busy living and looking after the house. He trained a dog because no one helped to look after the children. Dogs are smart and obedient, can take care of children, can bite bottles to feed children and can raise children.

One day, the master went out and asked him to take care of the children.

He went to another village and couldn't come back that day because of the heavy snow. When he got home the next day, the dog immediately heard the sound and came out to see his master. He opened the door and saw blood everywhere. He looked up, there was blood on the bed and the child was gone. The dog is nearby, and its mouth is full of blood. After discovering this situation, the owner thought that the dog was sexually assaulted and ate the child. In a rage, he cut the dog's head with a knife and killed it.

Then I suddenly heard the child's voice, saw him climb out from under the bed and picked him up. Although he had blood on him, he was not hurt.

He's weird. I don't know what's going on. Look at the dog's body. There is no meat on his leg. There is a wolf next to him, still biting dog meat in his mouth. The dog saved the little master, but he was killed by the master by mistake. This is really the most amazing misunderstanding in the world.

Note: Misunderstandings often occur when people are ignorant, irrational, impatient, lack of thinking, unable to understand each other in many ways, self-reflective and extremely impulsive.

At the beginning of misunderstanding, I always only think about each other's mistakes; So the misunderstanding will get deeper and deeper and get out of hand. If people misunderstand ignorant animals and puppies, there will be such terrible and serious consequences, and the consequences of this misunderstanding between people will be even more unimaginable.

The second philosophical story of life's "nail"

There was a boy with a bad temper, so his father gave him a bag of nails. And told him that whenever he lost his temper, he would nail a nail in the fence in the backyard.

On the first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. Slowly, the number of nails hammered down every day decreased.

He found it easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails.

Finally, one day, the boy will never lose patience and lose his temper again. He told his father about it, and his father told him that from now on, as long as he could control his temper, he would pull out a nail.

Day by day passed, and finally the boy told his father that he had finally pulled out all the nails.

My father took him by the hand and came to the backyard, saying, You have done well, my good boy. But look at those holes in the fence. These fences will never be repaired. What you say when you are angry will leave a scar like these nails. If you stab someone with a knife, no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wound will last forever. The pain of words is as unbearable as the real pain.

Note: People often get hurt forever because of some persistent insistence. If we can all start from ourselves and start to treat others with tolerance, I believe you will receive many unexpected effects ... helping others open a window is to let themselves see a more complete sky. ....

The third philosophical story of life "Wait a minute"

Most of my colleagues are very excited because a new director who is said to be very capable has been sent to rectify the company. However, as the days passed, the new supervisor did nothing. Every day, he walks into the office politely and hides in it. It's rare to go out. Those nervous bad elements are even more rampant now.

"Where is he an artist! He is very nice, and he is more gullible than the previous supervisor! 」

Four months later, just when I was really disappointed in the new director, the new director flew into a rage-all the bad guys were fired and the capable people were promoted. He started quickly and judged things accurately, and he was almost like a completely different person from the conservative one in April.

At the year-end dinner, the new supervisor made a speech after three rounds of drinking: "I believe everyone must be puzzled by my performance during my new arrival and the radical measures taken later." Now listen to a story and you will understand: "I have a friend who bought a house with a yard." As soon as he moved in, he cleaned up the yard thoroughly, cleared all the weeds and planted his newly bought flowers. One day, the original owner visited. My friend just found out that he actually used peony as a grass shovel.

Later, he bought another house. Although the yard was more messy, he stayed where he was. Sure enough, plants that were thought to be miscellaneous trees in winter bloomed in spring. I thought spring was a weed, but summer turned into brocade; A small tree that hasn't moved for half a year turns red in autumn. It was not until late autumn that it really realized which plants were useless, and vigorously eradicated and preserved all the precious vegetation. At this point, the supervisor raised his glass and said, "Let me propose a toast to all of you here, because if this office is a garden, you are all rare trees in it. Rare trees can't blossom and bear fruit all year round, you can only recognize them by long-term observation!

The fourth philosophical story of life "leniency"

This is the story of a soldier who came back from the Vietnam War. He called his parents from San Francisco and told them, "Mom and Dad, I'm back, but I have a reluctant request. I want to take a friend home. " "Of course!" They replied, "We will be glad to see it. 」

But my son went on. "But there is one thing I want to tell you first. He was seriously injured in the Vietnam War and lost an arm and a foot. Now he is desperate. I want to invite him back to live with us. 」

"Sorry, son, but maybe we can help him find a place to live." The father went on to say, "Son, you don't know what you are talking about. Disabled people like him will bring a great burden to our lives. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let him ruin them like this. I suggest you go home first and forget about him. He will find his own sky. 」

Just then, the son hung up and his parents never heard from him again.

A few days later, the parents got a call from the San Francisco Police Department, telling them that their dear son had fallen to his death. The police think this is just a simple suicide case. So they flew to San Francisco heartbroken and stopped under the guidance of the police? To identify his son's body. That's their son, yes, but surprisingly, the son has only one arm and one leg.

After you look down all the way; There must be deep feelings. Then, before you make a decision and judge others, first of all, please think about whether this is a "misunderstanding". Then, please consider whether you must nail this "nail" and "start slowly" if possible. Because when you forgive others, you are also forgiving yourself.

Philosophical story

A psychology professor visited the madhouse to learn about the living conditions of the mentally ill. After all, it's an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire dropped. "Some madman must have done it!" The professor thought angrily and began to get the spare tire ready to install.

This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and spare tires!

The professor was at a loss. Just as he was in a hurry, a madman jumped up and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened.

The professor ignored him and told him out of courtesy.

The madman smiled and said, "I have an idea!" " "He removed one screw from each tire so that he had three screws to install the spare tire.

The professor was pleasantly surprised and very curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"

The madman smiled and said, "I am a madman, but I am not a fool!" " "

In fact, many people in the world, because they find pleasure in their work, always show different fanaticism from ordinary people, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a bookworm.

Stupidity and cleverness are especially a good attitude in China.

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The little camel in the zoo asked his mother, "Mom, why are our eyelashes so long?"

Mother camel said, "When a sandstorm comes, long eyelashes can make us all see clearly in the storm."

The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our backs so camel and ugly!" " "

Mother camel said: "This is called hump, which can help us to store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can endure it for more than ten days without drinking water or eating in the desert."

The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our soles so thick?"

Mother camel said, "This can prevent our heavy bodies from sinking into the soft sand, which is convenient for long-distance travel."

The little camel was very happy: "Wow, we are really useful!" " ! But mom, why are we still in the zoo and don't go hiking in the desert? "

I was born useful, but no one uses it now. Good mentality+successful teaching materials+infinite stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited, and the key is to find a stage where they can give full play to their potential.

Perception of life

Life is like water. Sometimes, it is like a big river, with the stimulation of stormy waves; Sometimes, like a stream, it is calm and comfortable. Whether it is wonderful or comfortable, it is actually beautiful.

However, in our life journey, we are often burdened with too much interference and troubles, and we have gone through hardships, but the results are not satisfactory. We always feel exhausted and everything goes wrong. Therefore, we are depressed, decadent and even sinking. However, life can't be static, and we can't live in pain. The road of life is full of difficulties and obstacles, and life is a series of challenges. The determination to solve the difficulties is entirely in your own hands, regardless of the answer or not, depending on your own choice.

Not all efforts are rewarded, and not all dreams can come true. At this time, what we need is to face it with heart. Life will always fall, whether it is muddy street or love, you need to have enough courage to accept and face the reality. Face it squarely and we will live in peace!

If life is a battle, setbacks are failures, and those who have repeatedly lost and fought are real heroes; If life is an exam, frustration is failure, and only those who never lose heart can hand in a satisfactory answer sheet. Being rubbed once, I have a deep understanding of life; Suffering once deepened the understanding of life; Failure once is one step closer to success.

In the long course of life, most people pay too much attention to the setbacks and sufferings in life. In fact, happiness is everywhere True happiness comes from inner sincerity and joy, the firmness and maturity of facing life squarely, the transcendence and tolerance without regrets, and the temperament of singing through the snow.

The most classic:

A touching story of a blind man and a dog.

One day, when a blind man was crossing the road with a guide dog, a big truck ran out of control. The blind man was killed on the spot, and his guide dog died under the wheel to guard his master.

The owner and the dog went to the gate of heaven together.

An angel stopped them and said awkwardly, "Sorry, there is only one place left in heaven. One of you must go to hell."

Hearing this, the master immediately asked, "My dog doesn't know what heaven is and what hell is. Can I decide who will go to heaven? "

The angel looked at the master contemptuously and frowned. She thought for a moment and said, "I'm sorry, sir, every soul is equal." You have to decide who will go to heaven through the competition. "

The host asked disappointedly, "Oh, what game?"

The angel said, "This competition is very simple, that is, running from here to the gate of heaven.". Whoever reaches the destination first will go to heaven. " However, don't worry, because you are dead, you are no longer blind, and the speed of the soul has nothing to do with the body. The simpler, the faster the kind people are. "The host wanted to think and agreed.

The angel told the owner and the dog to get ready and announced the start of the game. All she could think about was that her master would rush forward desperately to get into heaven, but she was not busy at all and walked slowly.

To the angel's surprise, the guide dog didn't run either. It slowly followed its master's steps and refused to leave his master's step. The angel suddenly realized that this guide dog has developed a habit for many years, always following its owner and guarding it in front of him. The damn owner took advantage of this and stopped his dog at the gate of heaven, so he could easily win the game.

The angel looked at the loyal dog and felt very sad. She said loudly to the dog.

You gave your life for your master. Now, your master is no longer blind, and you don't have to lead him to walk. Run to heaven! "

However, neither the owner nor his dog seems to have heard the angel's words, and still walks slowly, as if walking in the street.

Sure enough, a few steps away from the finish line, the master gave a password, the dog sat down obediently, and the sky looked at the master with contemptuous eyes.

At this moment, the master smiled. He turned his head and said to the angel.

I finally sent my dog to heaven. What worries me most is that he doesn't want to go to heaven at all, just wants to be with me ... so I want to help him decide, please take good care of him. "

The angel froze.

The master looked at his dog with nostalgia and said, "I love you."

It's great to be able to decide through the competition. As long as I let it walk a few more steps, it can go to heaven. But it has been with me for so many years, and this is the first time I can see it with my own eyes, so I can't help walking slowly and watching it for a while. If I can, I really want to see it go on forever. But heaven is here, that's where it belongs. Please take good care of it. "

With these words, the master gave the dog an order to move forward. Just as the dog reached the finish line, the owner fell like a feather in the direction of hell. When his dog saw it, he quickly turned to chase his master. The regretful angel opened his wings and chased after him, trying to catch the guide dog, but it is the purest and kindest soul in the world, and its speed is much faster than that.

All the angels in heaven are fast.

So the guide dog is with its owner again. Even in hell, a guide dog will always guard its owner.

The angel stood there for a long time and murmured, "I was wrong from the beginning." These two souls are one and cannot be separated ... "

1, broken arrow

If you don't believe in your will, you'll never be a general.

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, a father and son went to war. The father became a general and the son was just a pawn. Another horn sounded, the drums roared, and my father solemnly raised an quiver with an arrow in it. The father solemnly said to his son, "This is the treasure arrow at home. It is extremely powerful when you carry it with you, but you must never take it out. " This is an extremely delicate quiver, made of thick cowhide, inlaid with faint shiny copper edges, and look at the arrow's exposed tail. You can tell at a glance that it is made of fine peacock feathers. The son was beaming and greedily speculated about the appearance of the arrow, as if the sound of the arrow whizzed past his ear, and the enemy commander fell off his horse and died. Sure enough, the son with the treasure arrow is heroic and invincible. When the trumpet sounded, the son could no longer resist the heroic spirit of victory and completely abandoned his father's words. A strong desire drove him to shout and pull out his treasure arrow, trying to find out. Suddenly he was shocked. A broken arrow, there is a broken arrow in the quiver. I have been fighting with a broken arrow! My son broke out in a cold sweat, as if the house had lost its pillar in an instant and collapsed.

The result is self-evident, and my son died tragically in the disorderly army.

Sweeping away the misty smoke, my father picked up the broken arrow and spat heavily: "If you don't believe in your own will, you will never be a general."

How stupid it is to pin victory or defeat on a precious arrow, and how dangerous it is for a person to give the core and handle of life to others! For example, pin your hopes on children; Put happiness on her husband; Insure the crew with life insurance ...

Hint: You are an arrow. You want it to be tough, you want it to be sharp, you want it to go through a hundred paces and hit a hundred shots, you sharpen it, and only you can save it.

2. The value of life

Don't let yesterday's depression cover up tomorrow's dreams!

At a seminar, a famous speaker held a $20 bill in his hand and didn't make an opening speech. Facing the 200 people in the meeting room, he asked, "Who wants this $20?" Put one hand up. He went on to say, "I want to give this $20 to one of you, but before that, please allow me to do one thing." As he spoke, he crumpled up the money and asked, "Who wants more?" There are people holding hands. He added, "Well, what if I do this?" He threw the money on the ground, stepped on it and ran it over with his foot. Then he picked up the dirty and wrinkled bill. "Who wants it now?" Someone still raised their hands. "My friends, you had a very meaningful lesson. No matter how I treat that bill, you still want it, because it hasn't depreciated, and it's still worth 20 dollars. On the road of life, we will be decided or met by ourselves countless times.

Adversity knocked down, bullied, and even crushed. We feel as if we are worthless. But no matter what happens, or what will happen, you will never lose value in the eyes of God. In his view, dirty or clean, dressed neatly or untidy, you are still priceless. "

Tips: The value of life lies not in what we do, nor in who we make friends with, but in ourselves! We are unique-never forget this!

It's beautiful to hold your head up and chest out.

Although it is a black cow, the milk is white.

Jenny is a little girl who always lowers her head. She always feels that she is not beautiful enough. One day, she went to the jewelry store and bought a green bow. The shopkeeper always praised her for wearing a bow. Jenny doesn't believe it, but

I am very happy, but I can't help being cocky and eager to show it to everyone. I don't care if I go out and bump into people. Jenny walked into the classroom and met her teacher head-on. "Jenny, it's nice to look up!" "The teacher lovingly patted.

Pat her on the shoulder and say. That day, she was praised by many people. She thought it must be a bow, but when she looked in front of the mirror, there was no bow on her head. She must have lost it when she came out of the jewelry store. Self-confidence is a kind of beauty, but many people lose a lot of happiness because they care too much about appearance.

Tips: Whether you are poor or rich, whether you look like a fairy or plain, as long as you hold your head high, happiness will make you cute-the kind that everyone likes.

4. Draw a leaf for life

As long as you believe, there will always be miracles. Although the hope is slim, it will last forever.

American writer Ou; Henry told a story in his novel The Last Leaf: In the ward, a dying patient saw a tree outside the window from his room and fell down one by one in the autumn wind. The patient looked at the rustling leaves in front of him and his health went from bad to worse. She said, "When all the leaves are gone, I will die." When an old painter learned about it, he drew a leaf with green veins with a colored pen and hung it on a branch.

The last leaf never fell. Because of the green color in life, the patient miraculously survived.

Tip: Life can be without many things, but only without hope. Hope is an important value of human life. Where there is hope, life is endless!

5.flying spiders

Faith is a never-ending force. When you believe that you can succeed, you will succeed.

One day, I found a black spider making a big net between two eaves in the backyard. Can spiders fly? Otherwise, from this cornice to that cornice, there are more than ten feet wide in the middle. How is the first line pulled?

Later, I found that the spider took many detours-starting from a cornice, knotting, walking along the wall, climbing forward step by step, being careful, raising its tail to prevent the spider silk from touching the sand or other objects on the ground and walking through the clearing.

Climb up the opposite cornice again, the height is almost the same, then tighten the wire, and so on.

Tip: Spiders can't fly, but they can make webs in mid-air. It is a diligent, sensitive, silent and tenacious insect, and its net is exquisite and regular, with Zhang Kaicheng gossip shape, as if with the help of God. such

Achievements remind people of those who are taciturn and some hidden wise men. Then, I remembered that a spider can't fly, but it still weaves a web in the air. Miracles are caused by persistent people.

6. Shadow is a paper dragon.

In life, there are often countless blows from the outside world, but the final decision is in your hands.

Grandpa made me a long dragon out of paper. The gap in the dragon's abdominal cavity can only accommodate a few locusts, and all of them die in it, and no one is spared! Grandfather said, "locusts are too impatient." In addition to struggling, they didn't

I thought about biting the dragon with my mouth, but I didn't know that I could climb out from the other end by going straight. So, although it has an iron pliers-like mouth shell and serrated thighs, it doesn't help. "At that time, my grandfather put a few greens of the same size.

Put insects in the faucet, then turn off the faucet, and a miracle appears: in just a few minutes, the green bugs climbed out of Bali.

Tip: Destiny is always hidden in our minds. Many people can't get out of the shadows of different stages of life, not because their natural personal conditions are much worse than others, but because they have no thoughts.

I want to bite the shadow paper dragon, but I have no patience to find a direction slowly and walk forward step by step until a new hole appears in front of me.

7. Success is not as difficult as you think.

We dare not do it not because it is difficult, but because we dare not do it.

1965, a Korean student went to Cambridge University to study psychology. During afternoon tea, he often goes to the school cafe or teahouse to listen to some successful people chatting. These successful people include Nobel Prize winners and some.

Academic authorities in some fields and people who have created economic myths are humorous and easy to lift weights. They all regard their success as natural and logical. After a long time, he found that at home, he was a

Some successful people cheat. Those people generally exaggerate the hardships of starting a business in order to let those who are starting a business retreat, that is to say, they are scaring those who have not succeeded with their own successful experience.

As a student of psychology department, he thinks it is necessary to study the mentality of successful people in Korea. 1970, he took success as his graduation thesis and submitted it to the founder of modern economic psychology.

Yes, the first person; Professor Braden. Professor Braden was greatly surprised after reading it. He thinks this is a new discovery. Although this phenomenon is common in the East and even the whole world, no one has boldly proposed it before.

And study it. Surprised, he wrote to his Cambridge alumnus park chung-hee, who was sitting at the top of Korean politics. He said in the letter: "I can't say how much this book has helped you, but I'm sure it will shock you more than any of your laws." Later, this book really took off with the Korean economy. This book has inspired many people, because it tells people from a new angle that success is not necessarily related to "stretching bones, starving the body, starving the skin", "burning the midnight oil at five o'clock" and "hanging the beam on the head and stabbing the stocks on the awl". As long as you are interested in a cause, stick to it for a long time.

You will succeed, because God has given you enough time and wisdom to accomplish one thing successfully. Later, the young man also achieved success. He became the president of Pan Ye Automobile Company.

Tips: Many things in the world can be done as long as you want, and the difficulties you should overcome can also be overcome. You don't need any iron will, let alone any skill or strategy. As long as a person is simple and

Living with great interest, he will eventually find that the creator's arrangement for the world is natural.

8. always hold this ticket

Life is really interesting: if you only accept the best, you will often get the best.

There is a person who travels a lot and often can't buy the right ticket. But no matter the distance, no matter how crowded the bus is, he can always find a seat.

His method is actually very simple, that is, patiently looking for one car after another. This method doesn't sound brilliant, but it does work. Every time he is going to walk from the first car to the last car, but he doesn't have to walk to the end every time. He will find an empty seat. He said that this is because not many passengers are so persistent in finding seats. There are often some seats in the carriage where he sits, but now

The aisles and joints of his carriage are extremely crowded. He said that most passengers are easily confused by the superficial phenomenon of one or two cars being crowded and will not think about it. In dozens of stations, there are many opportunities to provide seats in the flow of people from more than a dozen doors of the train. Even if I thought about it, I didn't have the patience to find it Most people are easily satisfied with a small foothold in front of them, and some people think it is not cost-effective to squeeze one or two seats with their bags on their backs. They are also worried that if they can't find a seat, they won't even have a place to stand back. Just like some people who are content with the status quo and afraid of failure, they can only stay at the starting point without success. Most of these passengers who are unwilling to take the initiative to find seats can only stand in the initial position when they get on the bus until they get off.

Tips: Self-confidence, persistence, foresight, and diligence in practice will make you hold a ticket for the journey of life forever.

9. The stone in my heart

What hinders us from discovering and creating is only our psychological obstacles and stubborn stones in our minds.

Once upon a time, there was a big stone in a family's garden, about 40 cm wide and 10 cm high. People who go to the vegetable garden will accidentally kick the big stone, either falling or scratching. The son asked, "Dad, why don't you dig up that disgusting stone?" Dad replied, "You mean that stone? It has been here since your grandfather's time. So big, I don't know when to dig. If there is nothing to do except dig stones, it is better to walk carefully and exercise your reaction ability. " After a few years, this big stone was left to the next generation. At that time, my son married a daughter-in-law and became a father. One day, my daughter-in-law said angrily, "Dad, the bigger the stones in the vegetable garden, the more I look at them, the more I feel." I'll ask someone to move it another day. "

Dad replied, "Forget it! That big stone is heavy. If I could move, I moved when I was a child. How can I leave it here? " Daughter-in-law's heart is very bad I don't know how many times that big stone made her fall. One morning, the daughter-in-law took a hoe and a bucket of water and poured the whole bucket of water around the big stone. 10 minutes later, the daughter-in-law used a hoe to loosen the soil around the big stone. Daughter-in-law has been psychologically prepared and may have to dig for a day. No one expected that the stone would be dug up in a few minutes. Look at the size. This stone is not as big as expected, and it was deceived by its huge appearance.

Tips: You can't climb the mountain with the idea of going down. If your world is dull and hopeless, it is because you are dull and hopeless. To change your world, you must first change your mentality.